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Cant get into maid fetish content because they always bring tea and I don't like tea

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rare fish. please no questions

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"aw i love your earrings, they're so cute!" i say, making the barista's day. i sit down with my coffee and send a respected mutual an anon ask reading "you look like you've got that homestuck kinnie pussy." thus i have maintained the balance of suffering in the world for another day. as i wander down the beach of life, my footsteps do not even disturb its grains

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by jeremy ville

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all these ocs with plug tails . where are all the outlets

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for @creatingblackcharacters melanin beam challenge (happy birthday!), a humanized design for tenna (deltarune)

tenna is a crt based tv objecthead so i thought an afro could a) translate his squareness b) look neat.

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everything feels like this

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funny holiday deer you do “weird” things to

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"It took me TWO years to finish this sketch book!" Well that's cuz you're not fuckin sketching. Those are fully painted pieces dawg that's a renderedbook. I've gone through four sketchbooks in my off time this year alone I just draw stupid faces and shit for fun. pussy up like the rest of us and start drawing stick figures with guns

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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LMFAOOOO the kind of kinktober happening on twt…

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EDIT: On the advice of my legal department, I would like to formally apologize to the elderly woman I called a "beta". I was not aware that she was the goddess Athena in disguise.