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it literally started as the cheap gay porn. knock knock, I brought you breakfast and you're kinda naked; slutty cop fit etc

Hannibal legit started as a psychological horror but ended as a gay fanfic

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Us when Will didn't tell Hannibal the truth and ran away with him in the lamb dinner

America's Next Serial Killer

the true plot of hannibal is that he doesn't want Will to be evil and bad, he wants Will to be his own, unique evil and bad, not copy other people's evilness. What he really wants is for Will to learn how to have personal style.

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I saw people on tiktok saying the kendra women is unwell but so funny and I realized I'm the kendra of this fandom. yall hate me but can't help enjoying my natural comedic talent

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dolarhyde's beautiful mental process of reading about how Hannibal tried to kill Will and going "ah yes this traitor who didn't cherish the gift you gave him my dear doctor"

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it's the way he wore this fit like some cheap gay porn you find under "slutty cop", or "big balls officer fucked until convulsions" or some shit

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If you ever see my psychotically posting you can guess I'm doing a rewatch because why why what is this this fucking creature

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Things I think Will would do if he married you (meaning, you are The Other Woman and have to deal with the high potential of being abandoned for a cannibal but you still get some husband vibes...good and bad):

- Back massages. He's really good with his hands and you get horny and he says he's tired and jacks off in the shower thinking about Hannibal.

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that abigail fake death scene is so charged. imagine an old man who is a serial killer just yk...btw. telling you your fingers are so lovely, then tucking your hair behind your ears and then pressing his groins into your back LMAO yall let it slide because you have major daddy kink and mads is hot, let's be so fucking real

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"as much as a fighting pattern as a sexual behavior"

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can't do rewatches because Hugh's face gives me major psychosis

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my partner asked me to lower the tv contrast so he could sleep and I was watching Hannibal so just imagine what the already low contrast show looks like now

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Things I think Will would do if he married you (meaning, you are The Other Woman and have to deal with the high potential of being abandoned for a cannibal but you still get some husband vibes...good and bad):

- Back massages. He's really good with his hands and you get horny and he says he's tired and jacks off in the shower thinking about Hannibal.

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Woodstock Hannibal x Snoopy Will

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it's like this thing of "he's not replacing me because this is a man, and we are completely different". mia baby 😭 ily

Why is Mia competitive towards Molly but not Hannibal?

Because Molly is a woman, Mia feels too alike, and as if she could fulfill anything that Molly could, whereas Hannibal isn't comparable, in any way.

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See the UN CROPPED art ^ on my AO3

I've posted the link in comments to copy/paste or use the link in my tumblr bio :)

See how he comes to Hannibal BUM first ^^^, well that's kind of what my drawing is inspired by XD

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as an astrologer (therefore god) I'd say Will fits into Pisces Moon, Scorpio Sun and Gemini rising. And Hannibal fits into Capricorn Moon, Libra Sun and Aquarius Rising. Not based in generic shit, but the more profound aspects of each position. The Moon is the psyche and the mother/foundation, Will's being absolutely permeable and beyond this realm, as Pisces is. Hannibal's being structured and somber. We move in the world through the lens of our rising star, Will moves in duality, Hannibal moves like disruption. And the Sun is where our ego dwells, Will's being in the underworld, Hannibal's being in the aesthetics.

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Teacup Time Hannigram ideas for fics:

The stag was actually the last thing Will saw before he died in a past life.

Will is an unconscious astral projector and the stagman was actually his own astral self that he was seeing.

The stagman was actually Will and Hannibal combined after they died. Their demonic ghost goes back in the past to influence the events.

Hannibal goes too far and kills Will in the head sawing scene, his regret is so devastating that it warps time and he's sent back to the moment they met.

Will actually kills Hannibal after the gallery reunion and because they are conjoined, his soul splits and he's stuck in between the living and the dead.

When they go off the cliff they literally merge and come back to life as one creature.

When they go off the cliff they split realities and have to find their way back to each other.

Hannibal's equations work but Will is sent back to the past, to when Hannibal was a little kid and he finds out that he happened to Hannibal way before Hannibal happened to him (great for a plot twist/revelation).