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WHEN ARE CAPES GOING TO BECOME STYLISH AGAIN? Every outdated, “vintage,” trend seems to make a fucking comeback at some point. When is it CAPE TIME?? Wake up, people! Is it going to be when fucking Apple comes out with the iCape with fucking hang gliding capabilities and an inner touchscreen so you can lurk your ex’s Twitter feed and simultaneously take shitty selfies while you’re suspended above a picturesque landscape?

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To all those who drunkenly pose in photos doing “duckface,” go forth, but heed my words: MORE GOLDEEN, LESS MAGIKARP!!

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i wont rest until ive complained about everything

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So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock”

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Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off those weird people that don’t eat the crust.

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i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass

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when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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me on a date: so how do you feel about animated movies?

them: um they're kinda silly don't you think?

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry but i have to go home right now immediately

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*goes through my mans phone after he dies*

*gets out the Ouija board*

me: who is Sarah

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*is a freak, but is too shy to go in for the first kiss*

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friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

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The few years before copyright was invented were a dark time.

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