thedevilsofcarthya

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love reading the ascendance series when i’m having a bad day cause no matter what kind of day i’m having, jaron is having a worse one

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I MISS YOU ALL TOO 😭😭

I MISS ERROL

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HELLOOOO! 🫶

I MISS ERROL

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I MISS ERROL

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lmao

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HI I’M BACK 👋

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I’M BEGGING Y’ALL TO VOTE FOR JARODEN

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OMG I MISSED THIS??

EVERYONE GO READ THIS RIGHT NOW

some nourishment for my jaroden fans <33

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Teagut: A man isn’t defined by his past.

Erick: What are you talking about? That just happened, you literally JUST ran that guy over!

Teagut: People make mistakes. 

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Tobias: If I may interject... 

Jaron: Oh, awesome, Tobias was eavesdropping.

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Fink: A baby’s laugh is literally the most adorable thing you’ll hear!

Roden: Unless it’s 3 AM.

Jaron: And you don’t have a baby. 

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Jaron: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Mott: I’m worried about you.

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Jaron: Please don't mistake my measured blank tone for calmness, as I am filled with the waters of rage.

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Amarinda, walking in: Hey Tobias. Jaron and Roden are here.

Tobias: When aren’t they here?

Jaron: True.

Roden: Good point. 

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Jaron: Seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, I'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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Tobias: …And that’s what I came up with. Is there something you would like to say, Jaron? 

Jaron: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

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Conner: Something’s off.

Mott: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Conner: No, but that’s funny.