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Being touchstarved is so wierd. Like my coworker just tapped my shoulder and I got dizzy. Like wait Human contact? We can do that? I'm a PHYSICAL ENTITY? WHAT IS THIS SHIT? WHY DONT WE DO IT ALL THE TIME? And then I remember that im just lonely and most people DO do this all the time. All this from a tap on the shoulder.

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Can we just..... Nate names his scooter Scoots Mcgoots. Like, that is the most beautifully nerdy thing I have ever heard. And somehow that actually impressed fashion mogel, super star Zari. I love this show.

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Did everyone's childhood have that awful morbid song baby bumblebee? You know " I caught a little baby bumblebee, wont my mommy be so proud of me, I caught a little baby bumblebee, oh ee it stung me!" And then on it goes on and squishes the baby bumblebee. Did everyone have that fucked up song? Or was it just my dad traumatizing me?

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quote lockscreens from gravity falls’ grunkle stan, by request!

part 1 / part 2

like or reblog if you use these!

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Has anyone else noticed how much this song parallels Aang?

EDIT: I thought these were canon they’re actually lyrics from ShadowLover09 on deviantart!

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Avatar the Last Airbender as John Mulaney Quotes

Aang:

Katara:

Sokka:

Toph:

Zuko:

Azula:

Uncle Iroh:

Ty-Lee:

Mai:

lol i tried

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Shilo: please shut up the police are right there

Graveroober:

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Soulmate AU

I want an AU where there is someone else in the world who's heart if perfectly synchronized with yours. And they're your soulmate so you have to spend your life looking for them.

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Colossus: Another rule of the X-Men; no swearing.

Deadpool: H E C K.

Colossus: HEY! YOU’RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE.

Colossus:

Colossus: oh no.

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Rescued Pallas’s cat kitten eye colour changed from blue to yellow just before she was two months old. 

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No one should ever be called stupid or useless! I am straight and am comfortable in the female body I was born in, so I personally can't understand how awful this must be to those it affects. But I am against anyone being shamed or put down because if their gender or sexuality. People have a right to be people, and calling someone stupid of useless is not okay, just treat people the way you want to be treated.

while im on the topic, if youre not a lesbian… you need to cut it out with all the “stupid lesbian” posts. we have been fairly vocal about those posts sometimes being uncomfortable when not made by lesbians, let me explain why.

it’s one thing if it’s a cute post about a lesbian not realizing theyre on a date or something, we all like cute stories like that and i totally get it! but these posts have gotten a lot more prevalent and a lot more blunt lately, and its not cute. there’s a reason those types of posts get so much more attention, and its not because a bunch of lesbians suddenly came out of the woodwork. normal lesbian posts usually only gain traction from lesbians and bi women rebogging them, but the second it becomes an infantizing story about how dumb and stupid and useless lesbians are everyone and their mother reblogs it. its borderline fetishizing of lesbians, this is like, the same shit we get from cishet men but with a facade of allyship. its more like fetishizing being a great ally but in reality not caring about us as people either way. its cruel. 

its cruel to be constantly called stupid, useless, and dumb by your own community, because its “cute” for the consumption of non-lesbians. how incredibly patronizing is that? its such a performative type of allyship and support. stop calling lesbians stupid and useless all the damn time, especially if youre not a lesbian. if you ARE a lesbian have some more faith in your community, but i understand its easy to believe when this notion gets constantly pushed on you. it can really effect young lesbians and the way they view themselves.

do you know why lesbians have a hard time with stuff like flirting and dates? its not because theyre idiots, its because their whole lives theyve been pressured to have a submissive heteronormative role in their relationships, one where the man makes all the moves. but there is no man. only two lesbians deeply affected by misogyny and homophobia their whole lives. they were never taught how to be the one to make a move, so dating can be tricky and often hard to figure out for them. to make this into something cute, and to call them useless idiots for it… its cruel. i dont know how much more simply i can put it. you need to knock it off. 

unlearn this to be a good ally, support us and our voices instead of constantly calling us stupid. i hope this helps people understand our discomfort with those posts, and hopefully theyll realize this and make better efforts from now on. this is not a call-out, im not saying youre a bad person, but if youre on our side youll understand this is an issue for us and youll at least make an effort to stop. we, the entire lgbt community, wouldnt be where we are now without our lesbian foremothers. lesbians arent useless.

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I’m just going to leave this here…

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Hint: there is none.

spot the difference

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“Gannicus doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, ‘Put on pants’, followed by a question mark.”

— Oenomaus

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I have been and always will be. People have a right to be who they are!

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

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