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puppy who is 2 excited 2 see u

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It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me

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i have a question for the fictionkin here, do you like to be called by your kintypes name? i’m sure that this is different for fictives, but you guys can answer too :)

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Oh my god people talking about fictionkin anywhere else is so damn insufferable.

You have 5 minutes to explain why you don't support fictionkin without bringing up your 2020 discord server and/or calling us delusional. If you fail to do so the reverse bear trap will go off.

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Trying to explain being fictionkin

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does anyone else relate to REALLY wanting to dye ur hair to match ur kintype……… but also REALLY only wanting to keep ur hair the color it is rn . because EEUGGRHHRHHAGHRHHA

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more cubey tommy because !!!!! i love he he's so cute

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FINALLY DYING MY HAIR REDDISH TO VAGUELY MATCH HOW MY FUR WOULD LOOK LETS GO BOYS

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I like hiding in small spaces, especially when I'm upset.

I feel like a big dog cage would low-key be amazing. Like fill it with blankets n stuff and it's the comfy cozy safe place.

You can't get me in here!!! I am safe :)

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the beauty of online anonymity in the alterhuman community is that i don't know what any of you look like irl, so when i read your posts and picture you speaking them aloud, i imagine that a wolf, or a crow, or a dragon, or whatever creature you may be, is the one speaking

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My daily schedule according to anti-kin mfs

3am: get up to aggressively bark and howl at the moon for 2 hours, waking all of my neighbors up in the process

6am: make myself a well rounded breakfast consisting exclusively of raw deer meat

6:30am: scream and cry for half an hour because my mom is forcing me to go to school and wolves CLEARLY do not go to school. my life is hell

7am: throw all of my deodorant in the trash because it blocks my natural 💫 𝓅𝒽ℯ𝓇ℯ𝓂ℴ𝓃ℯ𝓈💫

8am: arrive at school wearing my fav buttplug tail and galaxy wolf shirt

8:30am: have a vague memory of having graduated high school already, but that cant be true because no therian is older than 16 so here i am

9am: yell at my classmates for calling me a human and tell them that they're being therianphobic, and that im going to cancel them on twitter and make sure they never get jobs

9:30am: enter psychosis

10am: angrily email the school board for the 8th time this week because they won't put litter boxes in the bathrooms for me which is therianphobic oppression

10:30am: sit alone in a corner and growl/hiss at any humans who get too close to me

11am: enter psychosis

12pm: single handedly regress the trans rights movement by 10 years

1:30pm: refuse to sit in a chair for class and instead perch up on a desk. teacher threatens to kick me out, tragically i am forced to comply

2:30pm: cast a spell on one of my religious classmates as i leave school using my evil devil anti-human anti-christian magic

3pm: more raw deer meat omnomnomnom

5pm: enter psychosis

5:30pm: burn a picture of charles darwin in my trashcan because i hate all of that therianphonic science and biology nonsense. you can't tell me what to do CHARLES

6pm: enter psychosis

7pm: enter psychosis

8pm: i curl up in my nest of roadkill bones and sheets that haven't been washed in 3 months and gently fall asleep <3

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The crimes……..

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C!Tommy from the Dream SMP has evil autism!

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i know we all love to overthink stuff but its important to remember not to lose yourself in the process. sometimes you just are, and thats okay.

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why???do you expect me to understand social cues??????and meet social expectations????????im literally??????????just a silly canine???????????????? Woof???????? Bark??????????

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sigh packs up my things and walks away fuck my stupid gay ass tail…..