thedumbotashi

[thedumbotashi]

I want Jirou to be my friend now.. 😔 (who wouldn't-)

☆ bnha toxic traits but they’re controversial eating habits 😳☆

⤷ feat: ashido mina, bakugou katsuki, iida tenya, jirou kyouka, kaminari denki, kirishima eijirou, midoriya izuku, sero hanta, shinsou hitoshi, todoroki shouto, uraraka ochako, & yaoyorozu momo

tags/warnings: crack, occasional mention of gn!reader, ur faves are problematic <33

a/n: so y’all remember this art that i rbed a while ago 😳 it got me thinking abt how everyone else eats food that would make u want to rip ur hair out LMFAO,,,, long story short, i woke up and chose violence <3 don’t come at me for this ok ur faves are all flawed and that’s okay <3 disclaimer: i don’t actually feel that strongly abt a lot of these so pls don’t get too offended HJDCJSXDKJCF also i’m messing with a new hc format here so don’t mind me lmao

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ASHIDO MINA — eats pizza backwards

😦😦 mina,,,,,, bestie,,,, my buddy pal,,,, best friend,,,,, what is this,,, what are u doin 😦😦

honestly i’ve never met anyone who unironically eats pizza backwards so this is just a massive trip

like she’s just grabbing a slice of pizza like any normal person right ?? boutta dig in just like everyone else right ?? but then she turns it around and starts eating the crust first ???

girl huh are you okay 😭

no but imagine how oily her fingers are gonna be omfg,,, bc they all over the cheese instead of the crust 😭😭

atp ur just tired of having to wipe the greasy fingerprints off her phone bc she always checking it while she’s eating LMFAO

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BAKUGOU KATSUKI — bites popsicles

bitch good luck becoming the #1 hero when you here biting into popsicles like they’re mf granola bars 🥶

like where are you even rushing to whY MUST U FINISH THAT IN FIVE BITES ?? WHY ????

and he’s so fucking aggressive too omfg pls what did that poor blue raspberry pop ever do to you 😧😧

don’t even think about trying to study when he’s eating a popsicle unless you like hearing cruNCh cRuNCH CRunCH in the bg while ur working

otherwise it’s just a lost cause lmfao ur better off finding another building bc he so damn loud

sometimes kirishima joins him and it’s,,,, a nightmare 😬

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*Sighhhhh* Erm.... Name ideas please?-

I made this gurl randomly, Idfk where I got the idea from because my head was empty while making this.

And y'all.... GO EASY ON ME, I'M JUST A ROOKIE WHEN IT COMES TO DRAWINGS-

Is it just me or the quality got.. Worse-

[thedumbotashi]

I'm just bored so...

In all of these (Mha/Bnha) ships I have here. Which of these is your most favorite? (Someone call Grammarly)

×BakuDeku

×BakuCamie

×BakuMina

×BakuSero

×BakuKami

×BakuYama

×BakuMomo

×BakuNeta Oh my-

×IzuOcha

×TogaDeku

×DekuMina

×DekuJirou

×MidoIida

×DekuCamie

×DekuYama

×DekuLissa/DekuMeli

×IzuMei

×KiriMina

×KiriBaku

×KiriKami

×KiriSero

×KiriDeku

×KiriTetsu

×KiriTodo

×IidaMei

×IidaOcha

×TodoDeku

×TodoMomo

×TodoBaku

×TodoOcha/TodoChako

×TodoIida

×SeroRoki

×DabiTodo go to hell

×TogaRaka

×TogaDabi

×TogaWice

×TokoTsuyu

×OjiToru

×TsuChako

×Kacchako

×MomoNeta Mom pick me up-

×ShigaDabi Is that how you say it?-

×ShigaToga

×EraserMic

×EraserJoke

Ok I'm lazy to think of any ships now, bye-

(and please tell me if I miss anything/any ship)

[thedumbotashi]

||°Stupid things I've done as mha characters°||

A/n: Stupid and embarrassing moments of mine keeps coming back at me t'day😀. I was so lazy while writing this, so there might be some stupid grammar mistakes somewhere and I'm also sorry if this was very short, I just said it, I was lazy:)

Characters: Mina Ashido, Denki Kaminari and Tenya Iida

Warnings: None, absolute crack and she thinks she's funny, haha..

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×Mina Ashido

Ah... Poems✨

5 students are needed for the school's event, school declamation poetry.

Since Mina already participated a lot in school poetry, she decided to join, plus her friends participated too and she wants to catch up with them.

Mina was the 4th one to perform, while waiting she just watch her other classmates perform while eating chocolate waffers.

When it was her turn, she walked up to the stage. One of the teacher asked her if she wants to hold the mic or just put it in a stand while she's performing.

Mina chooses to put the mic in a stand and... It wasn't a good idea:)

Mina was doing great, trying to avoid everyone above her so she can't get distracted.

When she was about to reach the end, there was a part where she needs to kneel down to the ground. Without thinking twice she did it, after she was kneeled down to the ground, she realized what she did.

She forgot that the mic was in a stand and obviously, it can't reach her down in the ground-

She quickly stood up and quickly continued the poem like nothing just happened.

After the performance she looked at the people below, some of them looked confused and some are laughing, I wonder why.

She got off the stage and sat back in her seat. Her friends cheered her up saying that she did a great job, But she will never forget what just happend while she was performing.

And after that, she placed 3rd, she was fine and she understood why.

After that day she always feel like she doesn't want to go to school again.

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×Denki Kaminari

Now... I don't think I'm the only one who experienced this..

When he was a kid, his parents never let him go outside, until one day, his mom brought him with her.

His mom told him that she's going to the grocery but since he never experienced it before she decided to bring him with her.

There was a couple of people who were holding some plates with random dessert in it.

He asked his mom if they can take a closer look. They walked into one of them, the guy greeted, "Hello there! Would you like to try one of these?"

Just stick with the greet being simple

Denki turned his head to look at his mom to asked if he can get one of those. His mom smiled at him and nodded.

He quickly grabbed one of the dessert, he enjoyed it! He asked if he can have more, his mom sighed and let out a chuckle, nodding at Denki.

After he finished enjoying it, they walked inside the grocery. Denki got confused for some reason, so he asked his mom, "Mom, aren't you suppose to pay for those things?" His mom chuckled, "Oh? Those desserts were free, Denki"

Denki got more excited 'Cause he think that what his mom meant was all the food in the grocery were free.

My god, I can't believe how dumber I was before.

After walking a while in the grocery his mom stopped walking to grab something that she needed.

His mom got a little distracted looking for something that she didn't notice that Denki wasn't besides her anymore.

She turned to see Denki, but he wasn't beside her anymore. She panicked, thinking that Denki might've gotten by a stranger or got lost.

Until she saw Denki holding a bottle of chocolate drink, well what are you even expecting, of course he's drinking it.

His mom quickly ran at him. "DENKI, WHY ARE YOU- YOU CAN'T JUST DRINK RANDOM THINGS LIKE THAT IN HERE! WE NEED TO PAY FOR IT.

Denki stood in his place, dumbfounded.

"Mom, aren't these things free?"

His mom grabbed the chocolate drink from Denki, "Honey, not everything in this store is free. Those dessert outside were free taste only" She sighed and grabbed him.

Luckily, people can drink (and maybe eat too, idk) stuff inside the grocery, as long as they pay for it. After they finished paying for everything they brought, they walked out of the grocery.

Denki will never forget what just happend there, but at least he still got his chocolate drink.

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×Tenya Iida

Being a member of something that makes you higher than your classmates was a stressful thing.

I was part of something when I was still an Elementary student. it's like a group of people who were like a second teacher in their class. But I won't say what kind of group or the officer's group name cuz I don't feel comfortable saying it.

Iida was part of something that makes him higher than his other classmates, not just him. But 7 more, makes them 8 members in total.

They were like a teacher to their classmates. They were told that if the teacher wasn't in the classroom, they were the ones who need to look after their classmates.

So Iida did but.. Didn't end that well.

One day, a normal day of being in school. When all of the students are writing in their notebook taking notes whatever is in the blackboard, the teacher told them that she will come back and that the principal needs to talk to her.

So, the officers gotta do their job. Iida was just minding his business, taking notes, until he heard his classmates being loud as hell and throwing papares at each other, etc.

He needs to- or the officers needs to shut them up/make them behave.

He stood up so the other officers does. They stood in front of their classmates telling them to behave.

Others listen, but the others don't 'Cause they're stubborn as hell. After a while the other officers went back to their seats.

Iida caught his classmates doing something stupid, so he decided to make his classmate stop whatever he was doing. Until the teacher came back, the teacher saw Iida standing in front of his classmate.

She looked and told him why he was standing and not taking notes. He said that he was trying make his classmates behave, cuz that what they were suppose to do

But instead of the teacher leaving him alone, she told him to talk to her after class. Iida was completely nervous, did he do anything wrong?. After class Iida did what his teacher told him to.

He walked up to her and his teacher asked him why he was standing instead of taking notes.

He explained to the teacher, but his teacher thought that he was only making excuses.

He was so mad but also nervous. His teacher gave him a whole damn lecture because of what he did.

After that he was mad about it. He was just doing what he was told to. He regrets it, he hated himself for doing that.

Since then, he never cared about making his classmates behave, he was only in his seat minding his own business, not even caring if his classmates are noisy or not.

His fellow officers was always asking him why he wasn't helping and telling him to help them handle their classmates. But he doesn't care, he doesn't want to end up with the same situation again.