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if it’s joko i’m gonna fucking die

im sorry I just found @jschlattshand on twitter and LMAO I HOPE ITS A PARODY ACCOUNT

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reblog with your weird group chat name in the tags

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okay but what in the absolute fUCKERY is schlatt holding-

Travis, Connor and Schlatt (?). widepeepoHappy!!!

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i’ll reblog this over and over again because he should be known for himself :)

Now that Schlatt has done a face reveal, I've seen countless people asking who the "What's popping guy" is so I might as well explain it here fully so no one is confused.

The guy is called Anthony or Abbotwdm on instagram and twitter, shoot him a follow, he is a mutual of Schlatt and they follow each other on most social media.

Hes a talented singer who's album just dropped so I suggest you check it out.

He is not Schlatt, Schlatt is a pasty white boy who looks like a typical American jock while Abbot is a Hispanic man who belongs in a Disney movie.

And one last thing, dont comment "hey its Schlatt" or spam "what's popping" and other Schlatt memes, he has mentioned that he finds them annoying and hes fed up of being constantly just know as the "Schlatt guy" so please just love him for him.

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oh wait uhm, you can see my face so instead of me deleting it, here have mY face reveal. follow my insta @/_.emma._.grace_

yALL IM SOBBING AND HAVE BEEN FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES OMFG HES SUCH A CUTIE LOOK AT THE BABYDJDKKCKWKFKF LOOK AT GOLDYYYYY

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yALL IM SOBBING AND HAVE BEEN FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES OMFG HES SUCH A CUTIE LOOK AT THE BABYDJDKKCKWKFKF LOOK AT GOLDYYYYY

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1, i’m actually sobbing 2, go follow gold on insta @/yoitsgoldoffical 👀

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i’m super duper proud of this :D

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stan krinios

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things the smplive boys as things me and my friends have said and done...pt2

gold: you’re a bitchass but i’ll run myself over for you any day,,,i still hate you though don’t get me wrong

james: guys i swear if you give me orange juice for my birthday i will go ape mode on you

carson: *my name* if you trip one more person i will go “ARUG GRUG MUG” on you (this is the same friend who said the ape mode :))

cooper: I NEEED MOUNTAIN DEW REDDDDDDD!!

krinios: so my names greg now

joko: HELL YEAH WE PLAYIN WITH LEGOS TODAY HOMIES MWAH

travis: i stuck a pickaxe in the other ones head and said “steve that’s not how u mine diamonds”

ty: *walks into the kitchen and sees a box of halloween oreos open, walks over to them and shuts it* *the box says boo* AHH

mason: i identify as an inconvenience to this world

poke: my brain be going OooOoOooOoOaooaoaoOoOooOoOoO

poke pt 2: okay okay, is it legal to oi wee wee yodeling yodoleheehoo hee hee

sneeg: i just sneezed so hard i broke my hip

connor: i once played pokémon for 24 hours straight and peed my pants

schlatt: the amount of times i have had to retake this god damn business class because i “scam people of money” it’s insane!

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LMFAOOOO I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD BDJNSIKDULB

just think about it. Schlatt is going on a rant on how capitalism is the best manmade thing on the planet. there is no sign of stopping him as he speaks with a great passion. in the background, Carson is sobbing uncontrollably. Schlatts rants make him cry. out of nowhere, Obama appears with Carson. Chat is going crazy at this point. “go” Obama says. “be free from this mans terror.” Obama goes to Schlatt. Chat can hear Schlatts muffled screaming as Obama threatens him with Obamacare. then, Joe appears out of nowhere. Obama and Joe have an epic battle, lasting for days on end. the stream doesn’t stop. Joe is victorious and stands on Obama’s passed out self. “be free Schlatt, Obama will stop you no more.” Joe says, walking over to him and laying a hand on his shoulder. “you’ll do great things.” “who are you, kind stranger?” Schlatt querys Joe in awe. “Joe Mamma” Joe replies, disappearing into the mist. Carson and Schlatt laugh for days about this, and all is right with the world.

im so sorry, it’s 3 AM and I’m really bored

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smplive boys as things me and my friends have said and done

connor: you know, someone better give me a cat right now or i’m throwing kermit off a building AGAIN

schlatt: mrs i’ll have you know i took personal finance for 2 years straight, i think i know how to run a business

poke: i once ran into a microwave and started it, then flipped it off and ran

gold: i stubbed my toe on my couch so hard it started bleeding, now i have to go to the doctors

cooper: ay homie, it ain’t gay if you got socks on

carson: i sat on my guitar and it broke, i have the big sad

travis: i once ate a flower because it looked tasty and my teacher told me it wasn’t poisonous

joko: homie, if you don’t tuck and kiss your boys goodnight what kind of friend are you

slimecicle: i once played fireflies of loop for 3 hours straight and then it was stuck in my head for a solid 2 weeks

sneegsnag: my dog ate my couch, i’m not joking *sends picture of couch*

wilbur: *my name* you are a skittle, gay ass

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i can’t get over the fact travis completely forgot how old he is i’m wheezing

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cooper asked and i delivered, these r some of the members i can draw from memory, it’s bad and i’m sleep deprived help

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SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!

I want to address the recent Podcast where Zuckles, Swagger, and Fitz talk about the fandom.

They were also mostly talking about the ‘x reader’ type shit. Underaged girls writing smut about the reader and Swagger doing the do is legit straight up pedophilia!

And you can’t deny that some edits are shitty, because they do use an app. There are apps for making edits. Plenty. I know at least five!

These guys make Offensive jokes every single video! Why are you so butt hurt when they’re saying no to actual pedophilia????

Another thing is I saw some people talking shit... yall have the audacity to say, “Ever since they told me they didn’t like pedophilia I’ve realized that they’re all annoying and need to grow up!” Like wtf, nO!

If shipping makes someone really uncomfortable, stop. Immediately. No questions asked.

A good example is when Cscoop explained he didn’t like him being shipped with Traves, everybody stopped. Soon after, every single ship basically ended in that Fandom. That’s how it should be. If a person says they are uncomfortable, don’t fucking do it!

If you are going to do this kind of stuff, kudos, I don’t care. Just don’t make it gross or uncomfortable.

Keep it as Pg-13 as you can.

Don’t send anything with even the slightest of trace of shipping to any of them.

Since the boys explained it makes them uncomfortable, I will most likely stop posting ship stuff of them.

I will reblog, and support the non-toxic writers, but everything else will slow down a lot.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

( not dissing shipping, just dont be fucking toxic )