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sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding 

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

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Bi and in a good place right now, but yeah pretty close.

if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now

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So what you’re saying is... doctor who but for Avatar?

The Avatar series could potentially make 2 more shows after Legend of Korra with an earth nation avatar and a fire nation avatar and I for one would not protest.

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OP Source?

Science has proven that: 

Humans have auras

Humans have organs that sense energy

We inherit memories from our anscestors

Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 

Compassion extends life

Love is more than just an emotion

Billions of other universes exist 

Meditation speeds healing

Wow

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Me, a westerner: No, its just a steakhouse. And cows wander around sometimes and get into trouble.

Are cows NOT domesticated farm animals in “Steven Universe?”

In “Full Disclosure,” we see Steven swipe through the photos on his phone, and there’s this one of Steven and Connie at a restaurant. 

Notice the painting and the stuffed cow head. Stuffing and mounting an animal’s head is usually what you do with an animal that you’ve hunted and killed, not with domesticated farm animals that are slaughtered for their meat. 

And that painting is based on a real painting of Theodore Roosevelt, who was (among many other things) a big game hunter. 

And then there’s this line from Garnet in “Too Far:”

Are cows a wild animal that people hunt for sport in this universe?

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Or you realise that you're bitching about nothing and your personality disappears out from under you. Then they diagnose you with depression.

what happens to all your teen angst when you’re 20… like where does it go

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Precision is harder for some jedi, especially in heated combat. The force isn't as easy as it looks.

Why don’t Jedis use the force to press the button and turn off their opponent’s lightsabers?

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I think I might believe in God, but not the monotheistic Christian God. More like... the force that started the big bang, that then spread out over the entirety of the universe, becoming all forces and energy and in essence became omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient. So like... science-god??

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You just made my bi heart flutter over a mannequin. How dare.

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Ok, that's all cool and all... but... guys need an education too? Not saying that women shouldn't be given every opportunity to succeed in education, just saying that men should be given the same amount of opportunities as women. We shouldn't just throw all guys out of school to give women a better chance at success, instead we should try and focus the strengths of both sexes and give them the best education possible.

omg I’m doing research for one of projects for college, and apparently, girls learn better when they’re in an all girls class, but boys learn even worse when they’re in an all boys class, because all the negative things become even stronger of there are no girls to act as “buffer”

get rid of the boys and let girl learn in peace, i couldn’t care less about them

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They have some here in Utah too. I think its called the alpine slide.

Where is this?!,!?! I need to do this!

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Once you go bluff, you never go back.

once you start sleeping with no pants there is no going back

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METAL GEAR

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secret boss music wherein the boss fucks with your computer while you fight them.

XP/98 remix