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i’m always like “i can’t wait to feel good and confident and grow into the best, healthiest version of me!!!!!” while doing horrible acts of self sabotage like girl it doesn’t work like that u are pressing the gas and break at the same time stop it

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To those who criticize me when I steal jokes or reuse jokes I’ve told a thousand times before:

Recycling is good for the environment, so hush; They’re still funny

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TWOS DAY

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just a vent below

i am seriously fed up. i cannot possibly do this anymore. literally every time i think “hey that person seems cool maybe i’ll talk to them” i immediately find out almost instantly that they are either:

a. dating someone already

b. engaged

c. married

like this is not fair. the moment i take an interest in someone, they are unavailable. it’s hopeless. i guess i’ll just remain forever alone. cuz, clearly there’s no point to me looking for someone anyways, so i might as well just accept my fate at this point.

stupid.

i’m giving up on love. it’s clearly too late.

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Life is interesting when you are one of two mom friends trying to take care of a baby friend—especially when baby friend refuses to listen to reason

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*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

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bring back the habits that made you happy as a child. there’s no reason you should ever have to give up harmless things that bring you joy. you don’t have to age out of having fun. finger paint. write mediocre fanfiction and questionable poetry. put chocolate chips in your waffles. sing in the bath, and while working in the yard, and while washing your hands. hammer tunelessly on a piano. spin in circles until you fall down. climb a tree. just because you’re now in charge of your life doesn’t mean you’re expected to give up on the things that make life feel worth living

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I wanna bash my head into a wall, thanks

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i want cuddles so bad i’m so touch starved i need affection just fucking lie down on top of me and hug me and pet my hair and cuddle with me until we fall asleep

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portrait of me

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i think it’s about time someone makes my life into a studio ghibli love story

please and thanks

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rb to give jellie a gentle head pat

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The lack of noodles does not change the edibility of mushrooms

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happy new year, y’all

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Just fyi, I am not a succulent. Benign neglect is not the way to take care of me. I need constant love and attention—which btw, I am not getting. If anything, I am a mint and I must be watered constantly or I will die. Please love me

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Finally have more progress on my next BHC fanart. Rus is almost done and then I’ll be onto my next victims >:3

But for real, I don’t know why this is taking me so long. My head has been super clouded lately and I just can’t seem to focus on anything… must be the holidays… I always get down on Christmas Eve…