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[theflamingwitch]

I’ve put too much thought into this so

Miraculous Ladybug x Dead by Daylight Collab

Survivor:

Marinette Dupain-Cheng (obviously)

Cosmetics:

Alya Césaire or Adrien Agreste (Rare cosmetics)

Ladybug (both OG and season 6 designs)

Swimwear

Pajamas

Marino

Survivor Perks:

Lucky Charm!

After progressing a generator by 25%, gain the “Lucky Charm” status effect which lasts for 30/45/60 seconds. While in effect, blinding and stunning the killer are increased by 25%.

“What am I supposed to do with this?!” - Ladybug

Spots On!

3 seconds after entering a locker, all repairing, vaulting, walking, and crouching speeds increased by 15% for 30 seconds before going on a cooldown of 60 seconds.

“Time to transform!” - Marinette Dupain-Cheng

Miraculous Ladybug!

When all generators are complete, all survivors in the dying or injured state go up one health state.

“It’s Miraculous!” - Ladybug

Killer(s):

Hawk Moth

Power: Akumatization

Hawk Moth has three Akuma’s he can choose from, “Akuma”, “Megakuma”, and “Ultrakuma” which each have a unique ability.

Akuma’s will fly towards the closest survivor in the inured or dying state and infect them, giving them a purple aura that everyone can see. The aura will last until the survivor loses one health state or until someone else is Akumatized.

Megakuma’s will go to the closest incomplete generator and infect it, which will highlight it in purple. To survivors, infected generators have a dark purple tint to it. If a survivor is touches it when the Akuma is/has infected it, the survivor becomes Akumatized. Akumatized survivors will be able to be remotely controlled by the Hawk Moth, however the survivors will be able to fight the control. Survivors will stayed controlled for 15 seconds or until the survivor breaks free.

Ultrakuma’s will summon one of three Akuma’s at random: Stormy Weather, Evillustrator, or Bubbler. If Stormy Weather is summoned, she’ll cast a lightning bolt the generator with the most progress, regressing back 20%. If Evillustrator is summoned, he’ll block all upright pallets and vaults for 30 seconds. If Bubbler is summoned, he’ll bubble all survivors items in their hands, forcing them to drop them somewhere within a 10 meter radius of them.

Hawk Moth Perks:

Fly Away

After successfully injuring a survivor with a basic attack, that survivor gains the Fly Away status effect for 30 seconds. While the survivor has the Fly Away status effect, they have a 10% decreased vaulting speed and their stun/blinds effect last half as long. Fly Away will then go on a 60 second cooldown.

“Fly away my little Akuma, and evilize them!” - Hawk Moth

Dark Wings Rise!

After downing a survivor by any means, gain a 15% speed boost for 30 seconds.

“I sense a powerful emotion.” - Gabriel Agreste

Reveal Yourself

Whenever a generator is completed, all survivors and the killers locations are revealed to everyone for 5/6/7 seconds.

“Gimmi, Reveal Yourself.” - Gabriel Agreste

Chat Blanc

Power: Mega-Cataclysm!

Chat Blanc is a super-charged and deadly version of his hero counterpart, making his power dangerous and unstable.

Upon activating Mega-Cataclysm, Chat Blanc charges up an attack that the longer it’s charged, the father it’s launched. Mega-Cataclysms will continue to travel until it loses its charge or hits a survivor, breakable wall, pallet, or generator. If it hits a survivor they will go down one health state, if it hits a breakable wall or pallet they’ll break, if it hits a generator it’ll go down between 5-15% depending on its remaining charge when it’s hit.

Chat Blanc’s Perks:

Our Love

You become obsessed with one survivor. Whenever the obsession is within 4/5/6 meters of another survivor, they scream and reveal their aura to you for 1/2/3 seconds every 16/14/12 seconds.

“It was our love that did this to the world, m’lady” - Chat Blanc

Stop It

Whenever a generator is completed, all survivors scream and reveal their locations for 6/8/10 seconds.

“Stop it, stop it, stop it!” - Chat Noir

I’ll Destroy Everything

After preforming a break/damage action, gain a 25% speed boost to movement and vaulting speeds for 5/10/15 seconds.

“I might as well destroy you, me, our memories; everything!” - Chat Blanc

Obviously this’ll never happen since Miraculous isn’t a horror license, and I’m also not a game dev so I have no idea if the powers/perks are balanced so take the numbers with a grain of salt.

But anyway, these have been living in my head rent free for like four months so enjoy them

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Yeah of course!

I totally get being worried about coming off as rude, but you genuinely didn’t and just seemed curious. Plus I’m always happy to teach someone a bit of lore when I can!

And yeah unfortunately a lot of cool ideas got scrapped throughout the development of the story, I’d recommend looking into the pitch bible if you wanna see more about it (for example the original Team Miraculous, Fu being Marinette’s grandfather, and Ladybug’s different weapons)

Genuinely curious to where the headcanon of transfem Adrien came from cause like... ???

Artists/writers, no hate cause you do you, freedom of expression and whatnot. I just don’t get where it came from genuinely— and I took notes on this damn show I’m kind of a madwoman.

The guy hates nails, heels (claims they should be illegal) and behaves incredibly masculine/like a gentleman when he’s himself as Chat Noir. He reminds me of an old soul and believes in old-school kind of love— being a protector and provider for a woman. This is why he clashes with ladybug so often cause she’s “I don’t need no man” energy and his gentleman antics piss her off.

I also don’t get disabled Adrien either. Unless it’s like some kind of AU?

I’m just so confused because I see it so much and I genuinely don’t understand. Is it just for fun/AU or am I missing something?

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As someone pretty well versed in the fandom and an avid lover of both trans femme and disabled Adrien headcanons, let’s go over them!

First up, trans Adrien: while I don’t know the exact origin (though it’s probably just Tumblr), I do know the reasoning behind the love for it and that comes from the idea that Gabriel forces ALL of his ideals onto Adrien, including what he “should” be, and that’s the “perfect male model”

Gabriel is canonically very controlling and that’s almost always upped in headcanons and AUs so the idea that Adrien Agreste the Model is a complete fabrication of who his father wants him to be, comes the idea that, what if he’s not even a man? Adrien’s so far from what Gabriel thinks he is/wants him to be that Adrien isn’t even the simplest thing, a man.

Obviously this one kinda ignores Adrien’s typical distaste for nails, heels, etc. but those are fairly minor details, but as for his gentlemanly act, that usually becomes more along the lines of “God I love women.” While secretly being a woman.

There are other reasons, but these have always been pretty consistent thought process I’ve seen over the years.

Next is disabled Adrien: this actually comes from the original design for Adrien in which he had a cane! Originally his cane was what became his staff/baton as Chat Noir (like Marinette’s purse becoming her yo-yo). As far as I know we don’t know why his cane was removed while developing his story, but when those original drawings came out, people latched onto them.

It’s pretty common for rewrites to involve a disabled Adrien now, usually him having mobility issues and using a cane, but there are plenty of AUs of Adrien being disabled in different ways, including being deaf, an amputee, and so on.

As a TL;DR - trans Adrien is just for fun, disabled Adrien comes from his original design where he uses a cane

Genuinely curious to where the headcanon of transfem Adrien came from cause like... ???

Artists/writers, no hate cause you do you, freedom of expression and whatnot. I just don’t get where it came from genuinely— and I took notes on this damn show I’m kind of a madwoman.

The guy hates nails, heels (claims they should be illegal) and behaves incredibly masculine/like a gentleman when he’s himself as Chat Noir. He reminds me of an old soul and believes in old-school kind of love— being a protector and provider for a woman. This is why he clashes with ladybug so often cause she’s “I don’t need no man” energy and his gentleman antics piss her off.

I also don’t get disabled Adrien either. Unless it’s like some kind of AU?

I’m just so confused because I see it so much and I genuinely don’t understand. Is it just for fun/AU or am I missing something?

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(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

[theflamingwitch]

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

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If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

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i had a vision

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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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More Headcanons!

- Anarka is French (dad) and Russian (mom)

- Jagged is French-Canadian

- Luka and Juleka are fluent in French, English, and Russian (and both know all the swears in German as well)

- The reason Luka stayed in Brazil is because he’s staying with Penny’s extended family

- Adrien, Félix, and Kagami are all fluent in four languages, being Japanese, French, and English with Félix also knowing Spanish, Kagami knowing Arabic, and Adrien knowing Mandarin (they all have also been learning French Sign Language for Adrien)

- Alix technically has two first languages since she learned both Arabic and French at the same time

- Kim’s the only one who’s first or second language ISN’T French, it’s his third, with Vietnamese and English being his first and second respectively

- Chloé and Adrien have a secret handshake, but Chloé forgot it after not using it since they were ten (Adrien still remembers and wants to teach it to her when they become friends again)

- Luka and Juleka are 16, Marc and Zoé are 14, and everyone else is 15 (as of season 6)

- Gina and Roland (Marinette’s paternal grandparents) got divorced when Tom was 14, but stayed together until he moved out (at which point Gina left to travel the world)

- The real reason Gina and Roland got divorced is because Gina is a lesbian and had an American girlfriend (now wife)

- Out of the entire team, the one called upon least (besides Bunnyx) is Viperion and the one called upon the most is Pegasus (with both Rena and Carapace being close seconds)

- Adrien bonded with Nathaniel and Marc over their shared love of anime and manga

- If a Miraculous was needed but their holder was incapacitated, Ladybug would give it to either Sublime or Aurore (depending on which one it is)

Random Miraculous Headcanons for the soul:

- Since Alix isn’t always needed, she doesn’t spend a lot of time as Bunnyx unlike most of the team who often goes out as their hero personas at least once a week

- Alix wants to join a roller derby team when she’s old enough

- Since Adrien’s free to do whatever he wants, he usually visits Marinette and he ends up being her and Tom’s taste tester for their new recipes

- Adrien’s been slowly losing his hearing since he was ten

- Adrien’s not actually oblivious, he’s just dense and never realized Marinette had ACTUAL feelings for him (he just assumed she was a fangirl)

- Alya sometimes uses illusions to play pranks on Nino (but never Marinette, she learned her lesson after Marinette threw scissors at her on reflex and nearly took out her eye)

- Alya has only ever used the Fox Miraculous once during an interview, and it was so she could interview both Rena Rouge and Ladybug at the same time (it helped hide her identity, so Marinette allowed it)

- Marinette, despite being clumsy, is a great gymnast and she used to do competitions (she only stopped because being Ladybug took up to much time)

- Marinette’s only had a crush on one girl, and that was Kagami

- Nino has a bad habit of throwing himself in front of danger to protect others because he always forgets he doesn’t have Shell-ter at all times

- Nino didn’t actually have a crush on Marinette, he was just trying to wingman for Adrien

- Ivan’s the only Miraculer who’s actively thought about both telling someone his identity (Mylène) AND quitting the team (though almost everyone has thought of at least one)

- Even though Mylène focuses on environmental charities and protests, she often volunteers at homeless and akuma shelters

- Nathaniel has come extremely close to transforming in public because he forgot his art supplies and wanted to make more (he still did, he just didn’t transform in public)

- Marc has, on multiple occasions, given himself the power of invisibility to scare Nathaniel

- Kagami and her mom haven’t spoken since she was sent to London

- Félix refuses to talk about Gabriel or her lies with Marinette until she tells Adrien the truth

[theflamingwitch]

You need to move off of Google Docs!

I know some people have seen the news recently and may be doubtful of it. To the uninformed, Google Docs has started using AI to find "inappropriate" and "problematic" content, scraping your documents and deleting it. I know some people are unsure if this is real or think this is not going to affect them.

I regret to inform you that this is real.

As I was on a call with some writers and we were moving our documents as a precautionary measure, one person discovered entire pages missing that they did not delete themselves. This is happening to us, it's not a hoax or a rumor, it's happening right now. You need to move everything if you want to preserve it.

If you're a writer with writer mutuals, please reblog this so they know. I rarely write on Google Docs anymore, but I started my fanfics on there, and I would be devastated if I lost works more than ten years old because people decided marketing appeal is more important than creative freedom.

EDIT READ THIS: https://www.tumblr.com/bravehyde/790422701153157120/hi-can-we-have-any-sort-of-source-about-the

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do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end

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hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

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You know what bugs me about soulmate aus? So, I’m assuming that this whole “the first thing your soulmate says to you blahblahblah” is a worldwide thing. So many of the aus I’ve read have a quote at some point that addresses how tragic it is when people have soul words that say something like “hi” or “‘sup” which makes NO SENSE! In a world where the first thing you say to people is THAT important, WHY GOD WHY would the culture still use standard greetings? Who the fuck is still saying hello at this point? Everyone in these worlds would surely develop a personalized greeting different from everybody else’s to prevent confusion. Like how no 2 racehorses can have the same racing name? The best part is that every time people met someone new for the first time, they would try to say something that no one else had said. You’d have people meeting eachother at a job intetview, they’d shake hands, smile politely, then one of them would be like “Every Tuesday, I hard even grape purple farm house sunsets too” and this would be perfectly normal. Or you’d go up to the cash register at Starbucks and instead of saying “Hello, what can i get for you today?” She’d look you right in the eye and say “I don’t know what Space Jam is” THEN ask you what you want and she’d repeat that to every customer in the line for the rest of her career. And because they live in the AU, nobody would think it was weird.