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Dream girl:
Yellow with black stripes Six legs Antenna Compound eyes Collects pollen and nectar from flowers
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Hell is distance between people who love each other.
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girlfriend: why are u laughing
me: thought of a meme
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Please fire me. Today I rescued an infant from drowning in the pool I lifeguard at. The mother of the child proceeded to scold me for touching her child. All I could say was “Ma'am your baby was upside down and underwater.”
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dude what if all our skin was like ballsack skin
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