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Unleash the DAD SWAGGER!

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The Yellow One (COMPLETE)

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🐊💥

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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

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Hourly Comic (Or "The Way Life's Meant To Be")

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fat deep sea bunny

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(via The Uncomfortable Tea Set | theuncomfortable.com)

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Dropped my fucking heart emoticon

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told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

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who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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ough oh ah yeah oh yeah ya yes yes yes yesssss

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Sometimes sunglasses are better left on. Happy Sunglasses Day!

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golden age Batman didn't give a single shit

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Measured In Feet