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Cool Curses To Put In Your Fantasy Game

Curse that makes you unable to read the rest of this list

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In my dungeons

Straight up writing my character's backstory

And by story

Let's just say

My past

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Taking sub missions. I'll be down there a whilem

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I think if I wore stilettos my head would get lopped off by a lamppst

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Did you know that Tame Impala is actually one woman?

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When I was

A young boy

The Devil

Went on down to Georgia

To See A Matching Band

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That big where Doc Brown shot up fent in Back To The Future (1985) was really wild and then out of place.

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For sale bell bottoms never worn

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Humble Employee: "Welcome to McDonald's what can I get you?"

Me: "If God ever returns, will he have the strength to stop us?"

Humble Employee: "I'm sorry?"

Me, drawing a gun : "I said open the fucking till dickhead."

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Quick update, my little goober has almost died in every single encounter so far. He rocks up with a big gun, gets hit once and is out of action literally every time. He is out of his depth and I have been scouring the Cyberpunk 2020 source books in an attempt to buy my way out of this hellish world.

He's also 10,000 in debt to what I can only assume is the shadow government, since my DM won't tell me. This will have no consequences.

My friend's setting up a Cyberpunk 2020 game (inspired by Invincible and The Boys) where everyone's playing superheroes with cool powers and I'm playing essentially a regular guy because my power is so shit I as well not have it. I've somehow bullshitted my way into having 68 skill points and 18,000 eddies base and by god I'm gonna find a way to keep him alive.

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Andy bringing home Warhammer 40k

WOODY: that's not really playing though.

BLOOD ANGEL CHAPLAIN: Nah it's great I get free paint jobs on my armour.

BUZZ: I want to fuck Jessie.

WOODY: God I don't care.

JESSIE: Ayo mista white I'm a toy bitch

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Screaming in terror as he rushed through the raging flames consuming his promised tech utopia, billionaire Elon Musk reportedly pushed aside a 9-year-old child Friday on his way to the escape pods as Starbase collapsed behind him. “Out of my fucking way, short stuff—geniuses first!” the entrepreneur said as he coughed in the smoke engulfing his crumbling city, kicked the stunned child for good measure, and asked a crowd of dying residents if they knew they were endangering the life of the most important man on the planet.

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Correct me if I'm wrong my bro but sexism is where playboy good and smut bad

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Did you know that Tame Impala is actually millions of guys inside of a trench coat

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I'm just a sad littlem an with no face

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A heist movie where they keep fucking up and revealing their plan to people, but the person says "I want in" literally every time. By the time the heist is underway the entire bank, all the customers, literally everyone within a block of the city has been promised hush money and it becomes them trying to sneak the money out of the bank without anybody noticing them