thegrassmancometh

[thegrassmancometh]

This is the previous version of my ode to Bill. The latest version is available now on my page!

This is a poem I've been working on based on Gravity Falls, specifically, its about Bill Cipher.

I hope you enjoy and revel in the weirdness!

---

This is a warning that should never need told,

Of a power malevolent, with chaos to sow.

Shake not his hand, his words do not know,

Reality breaks neath a figure of gold.

Where treachery and desire,

flirt amongst the pines,

He sets the stage,

Within his hallowed eye.

A poor lost soul wandering,

Right where they were led.

A meeting held, a terror unleashed,

Old grudges retread.

This is the deal that should never be struck!

When Desires presented,

Its not about luck!

To win and to gloat is as far as you'll see,

Don't be blinded by greed to his treachery!

But what is a Deal when it is brought to the light?

Is it fame? Is it fortune? Is it an end to your plight?

Or is it a prison, a price to be paid,

As you watch what you once held close slip away

Because a Deal struck in darkness,

When brought to the light,

Reveals the deception,

Misdirection and lies.

Your curiosities corrupted,

The wools over your eyes!

Beware, dear reader,

Trust no one tonight!

-

Ha

Hahaha

AHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man, my ears are burning!

A warning, about little old me?

Well if thats the case,

I'll introduce myself,

And I'll do it,

PROPERLY

-

I know what you want.

I am what you seek.

I am answers discovered.

I am golden mountain peaks.

You know not what I want.

You lack in what I seek.

But what I have, to offer you,

is more than you can dream!

And the cost? Why it's trivial!

You'll barely pay a thing!

So what do ya say?

Just shake my hand,

Ignore those silly screams!

All right, pay attention kid!

This is how it's going to be

I'm going to offer you what you want

And you're going to sign with glee!

And I'll give you your hearts desires,

Right down to the final T!

As you become mine, yes our souls intertwine!

Congrats kid, YOU WORK FOR ME!

HEY BRACES, THANKS FOR THE GIFT

YOU FULFILLED MY PROPHECY

THE NIGHTMARE REALM, RELEASED FROM A RIFT,

ITS TIME FOR EXISTENCE TO BLEED!

YOUR REALITY LIES BROKEN!

THE EARTH BECOMES SKY!

WATCH AS GRAVITY FALLS

TO MY TWISTED DELIGHT

So Sixer and a Pine Tree,

think they can challenge me?

Honestly I'd be impressed,

But man the AUDACITY

Your Shooting Star has fallen!

Your words are ash upon the breeze!

Your circle is now broken,

Through sibling rivalry!

Finally, I've breached your mind!

Your secrets, now mine to seek!

A portal inside,

Your mind's shack,

So divine!

Why hello,

Stan -LEY?

A X O L O T L,

my time has come to burn,

I invoke the ancient power

that I may return!

Im sure we'll meet again

Oh I'm sure we'll meet again

Yes, I'm sure we'll meet again

Some

Sunny

Day

[thegrassmancometh]

This is a Fan Poem about Bill Cipher from Gravity falls. I was aiming for feeling like something scrawled in the journals. I became hooked with the show the first time i heard the reversed 3 LETTERS BACK from the intro. A previous version of this poem is available on my page if you're curious about the progression.I hope you enjoy, and remember, reality is an illusion BUY GOLD BYE

GHDO ZLWK LW

I pray that this warning never need told,

Of a power malevolent, and the chaos it sows.

Oh, shake not his hand, his words do not know,

Reality breaks neath a figure of Gold.

Here Deception and Desire,

flirt amongst the Pines,

The cosmic grifter sets the stage,

Within his hallowed eye.

A poor lost soul wanders,

Right where it was led.

A meeting held. A deal struck.

Dread rears its ugly head.

This is the deal that should never be struck!

When Desire's presented,

It is not about luck!

Deception is lurking, just under the skin,

Don't play his game, the only way you can win!

Because, what is a Deal when brought to the light?

Is it fame? Is it fortune? An end to your plight?

Or is it a prison, a price to be paid,

As what you cherish is soon stripped away

Because a Deal struck in darkness,

When brought to the light,

Revels in Deception,

Misdirection and Lies.

Your curiosity corrupted,

The wool's over your eyes!

Beware, dear reader,

Trust no one tonight!

-

Ha

Hahaha

AHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man, my ears are burning!

You want to warn THEM,

About little old me?

Well if that's the case,

I'll introduce myself,

And I'll do so,

PROPERLY

Don't listen to some poem,

I've got EXACTLY what you need!

The name's Bill Cipher, kid

Here, have some deer teeth!

Look kid, I know what you want,

Because I am what you seek.

I am all your answers discovered.

I am the Golden Mountain's peaks.

Now, you don't have what I want,

AND you lack in what I need,

But trust me, kid, what I'm offering you?

It's beyond your wildest dream!

And the cost? Why it's trivial!

You'll barely pay a thing!

So what do ya say?

Just shake my hand,

Ignore those silly screams!

---

All right, pay attention kid!

This is how it's going to be!

You shook my hand, this deal is sealed,

Welcome to Eternity!

I gave you your Desires,

Right down to the final T!

As Deception overtook you,

Congrats kid, YOU WORK FOR ME!

HEY BRACES, THANKS FOR THE GIFT

YOU FULFILLED MY PROPHECY

THE NIGHTMARE REALM, RELEASED FROM A RIFT,

TO MAKE EXISTENCE BLEED

I CALL FORTH DECEPTION AND DESIRE

FROM WITHIN THE FORBIDDEN TOMB

I REJECT THIS REALITY

AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN

YOUR IDYLLIC LIVES LIE BROKEN!

WITNESS EARTH BECOMING SKY!

GRAVITY FALLS,

AND SANITY DIES!

So Sixer and a Pine Tree,

think they can challenge me?

Honestly I'd be impressed,

But man the AUDACITY

Your Shooting Star has fallen!

Your books smolder in the breeze!

Your circle is smashed to pieces,

By petty sibling rivalry!

And I know you think you're so clever,

Oh, the angles you have schemed!

I made Time Baby do a lap!

YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME

---

Finally, Ford, you let me in!

Your secrets are mine to seek!

Pristine and intact,

Your mental Mystery Shack,

Why hello,

Stan -LEY?

Sixer, my time has come to burn!

I invoke the ancient power that I may return!

Transform this dwarfish form to what it was before!

Reverse the flow of time, and all I have adored!

A-X-O-L-O-T-L, my time has come to burn!

I'm sure we'll meet again

Yes, I'm sure we'll meet again

Oh, I'm sure we'll meet again

Some

Sunny

Day

[thegrassmancometh]

This is a poem I've been working on based on Gravity Falls, specifically, its about Bill Cipher.

I hope you enjoy and revel in the weirdness!

---

This is a warning that should never need told,

Of a power malevolent, with chaos to sow.

Shake not his hand, his words do not know,

Reality breaks neath a figure of gold.

Where treachery and desire,

flirt amongst the pines,

He sets the stage,

Within his hallowed eye.

A poor lost soul wandering,

Right where they were led.

A meeting held, a terror unleashed,

Old grudges retread.

This is the deal that should never be struck!

When Desires presented,

Its not about luck!

To win and to gloat is as far as you'll see,

Don't be blinded by greed to his treachery!

But what is a Deal when it is brought to the light?

Is it fame? Is it fortune? Is it an end to your plight?

Or is it a prison, a price to be paid,

As you watch what you once held close slip away

Because a Deal struck in darkness,

When brought to the light,

Reveals the deception,

Misdirection and lies.

Your curiosities corrupted,

The wools over your eyes!

Beware, dear reader,

Trust no one tonight!

-

Ha

Hahaha

AHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man, my ears are burning!

A warning, about little old me?

Well if thats the case,

I'll introduce myself,

And I'll do it,

PROPERLY

-

I know what you want.

I am what you seek.

I am answers discovered.

I am golden mountain peaks.

You know not what I want.

You lack in what I seek.

But what I have, to offer you,

is more than you can dream!

And the cost? Why it's trivial!

You'll barely pay a thing!

So what do ya say?

Just shake my hand,

Ignore those silly screams!

All right, pay attention kid!

This is how it's going to be

I'm going to offer you what you want

And you're going to sign with glee!

And I'll give you your hearts desires,

Right down to the final T!

As you become mine, yes our souls intertwine!

Congrats kid, YOU WORK FOR ME!

HEY BRACES, THANKS FOR THE GIFT

YOU FULFILLED MY PROPHECY

THE NIGHTMARE REALM, RELEASED FROM A RIFT,

ITS TIME FOR EXISTENCE TO BLEED!

YOUR REALITY LIES BROKEN!

THE EARTH BECOMES SKY!

WATCH AS GRAVITY FALLS

TO MY TWISTED DELIGHT

So Sixer and a Pine Tree,

think they can challenge me?

Honestly I'd be impressed,

But man the AUDACITY

Your Shooting Star has fallen!

Your words are ash upon the breeze!

Your circle is now broken,

Through sibling rivalry!

Finally, I've breached your mind!

Your secrets, now mine to seek!

A portal inside,

Your mind's shack,

So divine!

Why hello,

Stan -LEY?

A X O L O T L,

my time has come to burn,

I invoke the ancient power

that I may return!

Im sure we'll meet again

Oh I'm sure we'll meet again

Yes, I'm sure we'll meet again

Some

Sunny

Day