I filled out a survey once and now I get all the emails. Your parents think this is all totally normal.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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8:59am - the gas is fully lit.
A private citizen and a US Senator have once again failed to save the world. Meanwhile, the guy who runs it called the whole thing a hoax, said it wasn’t his problem, willfully spread misinformation about treatment, and pretended to take executive action which had no actual effect. But he’s definitely going to fix it all in season 2.


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6:54am - it’s the same fake check email.
This campaign is running out of content.

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10:07pm - it’s the same Battleground State Fund email.
Third time’s the charm, maybe?

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7:14pm - the President believes he has worked tirelessly.

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6:31:am - I’ve been given priority access to send the President $35.

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9:27pm - another day, another need for a million dollars.

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7:41pm - still trying to get rid of that one signed hat.

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5:55pm - the President wants another million dollars.

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4:35pm - the President has saved me a yard sign again.

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1:29pm - the President will be looking for my name in the actual physical Donor Hall of Fame that definitely really exists in reality.

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