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I filled out a survey once and now I get all the emails. Your parents think this is all totally normal.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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8:59am - the gas is fully lit.
A private citizen and a US Senator have once again failed to save the world. Meanwhile, the guy who runs it called the whole thing a hoax, said it wasn’t his problem, willfully spread misinformation about treatment, and pretended to take executive action which had no actual effect.  But he’s definitely going to fix it all in season 2. 
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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6:54am - it’s the same fake check email.
This campaign is running out of content.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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10:07pm - it’s the same Battleground State Fund email.
Third time’s the charm, maybe?
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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7:14pm - the President believes he has worked tirelessly.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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5:31pm - the President held a sign for me again.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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3:16pm - the President was disappointed in me.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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1:07pm - the President asks me to step up.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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11:47am - the President is looking for my name.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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8:42am - Jr thinks his dad needs my advice.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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6:31:am - I’ve been given priority access to send the President $35.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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9:27pm - another day, another need for a million dollars.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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7:41pm - still trying to get rid of that one signed hat.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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5:55pm - the President wants another million dollars.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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4:35pm - the President has saved me a yard sign again.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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1:29pm - the President will be looking for my name in the actual physical Donor Hall of Fame that definitely really exists in reality.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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11:56am - it’s my last chance to claim a $75 photo.
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thegriftreport-blog · 5 years ago
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10:46am - blah, blah, text member, blah.
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