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Atlas: I'm *clearly* mom's favourite. I'm all brain... you're all brawn...

Ella: Well she was my mom first so...

Kara: Technically after I lost a bet in 2017...

Atlas: Ieiu gross!

Ella: Seriously Ieiu, I think I just puked a little in my mouth

Kara: Girls, when two people...

A&E: MOM!!

Lena: Sweetheart stop torturing our children.

Kara: Yes Ma'am...

Ella: Do you think I could use a mirror to heat vision my brain...

Atlas: Well, while you find that out, I'm gonna test my jetpack and hope it fires me into the sun.

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Okay but I'm 90% sure I've added to this but....

Me: Stuart LOVES being picked up for cuddles and weighing, Rocks does not... *pick up Rocks... you gotta*

if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild

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my mums friend on facebook:  The Good Old Days!  Stop wrapping evry1 in cotton wool!

me:  Helen, the childhood mortality rate in 1960 was 18.5%  You want to go back to 1 in 4.5 kids dying of something preventable? 

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This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

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@catarinaelibeth

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A mother and baby potoroo spotted at South Australia’s Cleland Wildlife Park enjoying a little snack in the sunshine.

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fucking idiot gets PRANKED

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Today I learned:

You CAN overdose on laxatives. It has been a harrowing afternoon my friends...

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We are literally on the phone

Is anyone interested in texting my drunk asss? Cause I'm a drink texter

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Ferret shows the owner her babies.

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Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs.

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that time Andy Samberg explained that Holt being gay isn’t a joke

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I have until Friday to chose a Musical Theatre piece that I can perform with complete characterization... while in a damn moon boot.... mezzos of tumblr, send HELP asap

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Update, we are nearly 4k into this steaming pile of what the fuck.

I had the amazing idea for today’s long distance date for @catarinaelibeth and I to write one of those fics where you write 2 sentences each, then switch… Anyway… She TURNS IT INTO A FUCKING FROZEN FANFIC…

Then I was confused as to WHY because it’s not a fandom that either of us write for and this was supposed to be some My Immortal type nonsense… 

Now I’m invested and I’m waiting for Catarina to get back from her coffee break so I can continue writing this trash what the fuck.

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I had the amazing idea for today’s long distance date for @catarinaelibeth and I to write one of those fics where you write 2 sentences each, then switch... Anyway... She TURNS IT INTO A FUCKING FROZEN FANFIC...

Then I was confused as to WHY because it’s not a fandom that either of us write for and this was supposed to be some My Immortal type nonsense... 

Now I’m invested and I’m waiting for Catarina to get back from her coffee break so I can continue writing this trash what the fuck.