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When they make Sherlock Holmes and Irene Norton née Adler have sexual tension I get so angry that steam comes out of my ears. First of all that woman has a lovely husband whom she risked her well-being and outsmarted royalty for. Second of all, she’s like Lana Del Rey to Sherlock Holmes. He keeps a photo of her in the way stan twitter has screenshots of their fav artists. This is not a heterosexual dynamic.

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their asses are NOT making their valentine's day dinner reservation

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Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.

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cowboy bebop but… cowboy! 🤠

pssst commissions are open

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Dragons and dwarves sharing a symbiotic relationship. Dragons needing large tunnels and treasures, and dwarves already enjoying digging for treasures coming to a mutually beneficial arrangement. The dragons keep the dwarves safe and protected from invaders and in return the dwarves help keep their combined hoardes preserved. Imagine dwarves being the only ones able to ride dragons. They know how to polish swords and dragon scales so beautifully they look like treasures themselves. Dragons lending shed scales to give dwarves fireproof armor. Dwarves maintaining dragon egg chambers and bonding with a dragon from hatching, mutually respecting one another from the start. Dragons calling their personal dwarf rider by a gem name in reference to them being part of their treasure as a form of endearment and respect.

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i`ve redrawn his hands... 5 times (ง ͠ಥ_ಥ)ง

also some funkass close-ups cause Tumblr loves to shrink-a-dink the quality

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deltarune tomorrow is finally here

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haven't drawn orpheus in a while. here have this

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spending a road trip getting progressively obsessed with this guy

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If he dies - I'm gonna end myself.

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I did NOT know how much I need a Gerson and Susie mentorship storyline until we actually got it. Definitely one of my favorite parts of chapter four!

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sorry kid i own you. this is your life now

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warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

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caved in.

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had to draw my 2 faves

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WE'RE BACK, tumblr gets this first hehe

join me in a very indulgent comic about sebastian and maru and how i wish they could've made up somehow. idk if it's completely in character or if sebastian would even let her join lmao, but THERE'S AN EXTRA SEAT AT THE TABLE FOR A REASON (not just for the farmer).