thehatoncarl

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I wanna get soooo rich that I can buy an island and invite only girls in it. All girls, all of them. Modern day Lesbos

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Whatchu mean 1990 this shit is in linden NJ TODAY go see history babes

1990s Taco Bell restaurant interior

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TBH I kind of hate that Pride is all about love like I think about love constantly all day because I’m madly in love with my girlfriend but also I’m trans and like.. being trans has nothing to do with love… idk it feels like we’re an afterthought

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Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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Trash people utter trash

Hahahahaha holy fuck terfs are a fucking trip, how DARE a trans woman exist, and give you a ride and let you use their hotel room!?!?!? My God this is so pathetic.

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Lauren X Strangers

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Is that Rupaul

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Muggle version of a howlers

youve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for

times new ramen

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Reblog if you ARE a woman in STEM, SUPPORT women in STEM, or ARE STILL BITTER about Rosalind Franklin not getting credit for discovering the structure of DNA and the Nobel prize going to Watson and Crick instead.

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I hope whoever ends up w me enjoys my 10 alarms 

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Also as I was rereading it I noticed he said he was afraid of spending all his parents money on a firebolt - since it was hundreds of galleons. The premise being that the money was for school and necessities alone - if he didn’t have a great concept of math (which I’m sure he did not because most of us at 12 do not have a sense of how much things actually cost labor, work etc.) it would be sound to say that he just wanted to live at a bare minimum - like how the Dursleys had always treated him and how he watched the Weasleys live. Anything above the bare minimum was always either a gift or necessary.

I vividly remember the scene in like the second movie where the Weasleys were looking at their school supply list and Molly was like “I really don’t know how we’re going to afford it this year” after they had just risked life and limb to rescue Harry and Harry was sitting there eating their food like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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if i like you, we don’t have to go out on dates all the time, you can literally hmu saying you have errands to run if i wanna come with you. i’m down for that because in the end i just wanna spend time with you

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Tbh the reason I haven't been all that romantic with my girl is because im afraid im gonna run out of romantic things to do after 5, 10, 15 years of being together so I wanna keep surprising her after 50 years - so I gotta keep the romance minimum and spread it out

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[thehatoncarl]

be romantic with me, give me roses and hold my hand, but also be Romantic, engage in a distraught duel to the death for my affections on a church spire during a lightning storm