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aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

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I'm at a :.|:; for words.

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is he…… you know….. [imitates crab claws]……. from Maryland?

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YVES Soap, Show! Music Core 250809

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i love you front facing coelacanth :]

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My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

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me and coworker: okay. we're getting rid of a ton of old records. they're sorted into price piles, you just need to write down the price and stick them to the record sleeve. if it doesn't have a sleeve, do not stick it to the vinyl bit, because the adhesive gunks up the grooves and affects how they play. okay?

new guy: yeah man!

us checking up on him 20 minutes later: 😨😂

him: i did not put stickers on them 🫡

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It has been... a very productive week for amirite foraging!

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thank you guys for playing blogs with me

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did you know public libraries are free and beautiful

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restaurant where the tables are beds and they only serve bowl-on-chest snacks while you read wikipedia on your phone

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