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theitsybitsyspideyboy-blog · 7 years ago

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Not As Planned

Brief Summary: When Your first year anniversary dinner with Peter doesn’t go exactly how he planned it.

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Give me a cute dinner date with Peter Parker

Words: 1068

Warnings: None I believe. Just cute and fluffy

Pairing: Peter Parker X Fem!Reader

I looked in my full-length mirror smoothing out the dress I was wearing. I was doing finishing touches to my outfit as I waited for Peter to pick me up. I looked at myself smiling thinking how could I be so lucky to have a guy like Peter. I couldn't believe it had been a year since Peter and I had begun dating. It seemed like just yesterday that a stuttering Peter was at my locker asking me for a date. The doorbell rang cutting me out of my nostalgia. I looked in the mirror one final time before going to answer the door. My heels clicked against the hardwood floor of the apartment as I walked across and pulled open the door. Peter stood dressed in a nice tux and held a bouquet of flowers in his hands. He smiled at me leaning in and kissing me softly on the lips.

"These are for you," he said handing you the flowers.

"Thank you, Pete. They're beautiful," I said.

"Yeah Aunt May helped me pick them out," He said blushing rubbing his neck. I chuckled a little going to get a vase and began filling it up with water. I looked over my shoulder at him grinning.

"Did Aunt May try to help you with your tie too," I said looking at his tie that he had obviously struggled with. He blushed harder looking down at his tie.

"She tried," He said messing with it.

"Hold on" I giggled turning off the tap and putting the flowers in The vase. I sat it on the counter and walked over to him fixing his tie. I wrapped my arms around his neck as he put his hands on my waist.

"How did you do that?" he asked.

"Magic," I said shrugging and then smiled leaning in and kissing him. We pulled back and leaned our foreheads against each other.

"You look beautiful" Peter whispered staring into my eyes and holding me closer.

"You too," I whispered just as quietly getting lost in his eyes. "I - I mean you look Handsome, not beautiful. Not that you're not beautiful y-you are I jus-" he cut me off with a kiss and laughed. He let go of me and grabbed my hand.

"Come on we're gonna be late." He said as we walked out of the apartment. The restaurant wasn't far from my apartment so we decided to walk. We walked hand in hand in a comfortable silence staring at the New York sky. We walked up to the restaurant a soft yellow glow coming through the windows and went inside. The hostess smiled at us and asked for our reservation.

"Parker." She smiled at us and typed his name.

"I'm Sorry... You're not on the list." She said looking at us. Peter's face fell.

"A-Are you Sure," he said. She typed it in again and shook her head.

"Sorry Sir but you're not on the list." He looked crestfallen.

"Is there a chance you have an extra table," Peter asked hopefully only to be shot down.

"I'm sorry but you have to make a reservation in advance." She said sympathetically. Peter nodded his head sadly and lead me out the door. He opened the door and we heard the heavy patter of ran on the sidewalk. He sighed hanging his head.

"We can just have dinner back at my place," I said rubbing his arm.

"Yeah okay... I'm gonna cook though," he said giving me light smile. I nodded smiling at him too. "Stay in here I'm going to go get a cab." He kissed my forehead and walked out the door. Luckily He got a cab quickly but the rain was pouring so hard he was already completely soaked. He opened the door and motioned me to come out. I ran out and felt the rain soak my dress. I hopped into the back of the cab with Peter following closely behind. I told the driver my address as peter closed the door. The driver pulled away and I rested my head against Peter's shoulder. "Don't I'm soaked."

"I am too don't worry," I said looking at him then laying my head back against his shoulder. I felt him lean his head on top of mine and watched as the city lights passed. We arrived at my apartment and paid the driver. We went up to my apartment and got changed into dry clothes. I sat down in the living room waiting for Peter to finish in the kitchen. An hour later I was watching TV when I heard Peter curse from the question. I turned off the TV and walked into the kitchen to find a burnt lasagna on the stove and Peter leaning against the counter with his head in his hands. I walked over to him and peeled his hands off his face to see him almost in tears.

"I'm sorry," He whispered.

"Hey no its okay," I cooed hugging him. We wrapped his arms around me nuzzling his head into my neck.

"I wanted this night to be perfect but I screwed it all up. I'm a horrible boyfriend." He mumbled into my hair holding me tight. I lifted his head with my hands and dried the tears that were slowly rolling down his face with my thumbs.

"Don't say that you didn't screw this night up at all and I could never have a more perfect boyfriend than you." I said looking him right in the eyes "I love you so much Peter Parker and nothing could change that." He smiled a little looking down.

"How is a girl as amazing as you going out with a guy like me," he said smiling and shaking his head "but I'm glad you are because I'm crazy in love with you." He leaned in and gave you a long passionate kiss. "How about I order us some pizza." I nodded my head smiling and headed back in the kitchen while Peter called for pizza. 15 minutes later the pizza was here and I walked to the dining table to find a bunch of candles lighting up the room and a pizza on the table.

"I know this night didn't go as planned but this is probably my favorite date yet," I said sitting down at the table.

"Really?" Peter asked from across the table.

"Really."

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Not As Planned

It’s Your and Peters first year anniversary

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Prompt List #10 (Y-Z)

Send a request with the number(s) and which prompt list it’s from if you don’t give me the prompt list I will just assume its from #1. and also Give me the character you want!

[Example request]: Can I please have a number 2 & 72 from prompt list #7 for peter parker where the reader finds out Pete’s spiderman

You can send in your own prompt(s) or just send in a request without one. these are here to use at your leisure (Most of these are not mine. Credit goes to those who made them.) I Do Mostly Peter Parker for now but I will accept requests for other Avengers. I am constantly adding to this list so check back later for new ones. This is prompt #10 (Y-Z)

I do not take smut requests even if some prompts sound slightly dirty. I do not do personal requests meaning I use (y/n) instead of an actual name. There may be some repeat prompts but bare with me I’m trying to clean them up. Thanks enjoy!!!!!!

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Prompt List #9 (W pt.2)

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Prompt List #8 (W pt.1)

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Prompt List #7 (Q-V)

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Prompt List #6 (J-P)

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Prompt List #5 (I pt.3)

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Prompt List #4 (I pt.2)

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Prompt List #3 (I pt.1)

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There are 217 prompts in this list

I accidentally spent over $100."

I almost feel bad for you."

I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point, it’s really go big or go home."

I am home."

I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind."

I asked if you were having a party. I didn't tell you to have a party."

I ate them all"

I believe in you."

I bought Red Bull"

I brought food."

I brought you dinner."

I brought you your coffee."

I came to say goodbye."

I can die and my reaction would be meh"

I can fix that."

I can handle myself."

I can help you"

I can take care of myself just fine."

I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but… no."

I can tell you’re lying."

I can't do this anymore"

I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year."

I can’t believe it’s already snowing,"

I can’t believe you don’t like Disney movies"

I can’t believe you don’t like Disney movies."

I can’t believe you dragged me into this."

I can’t believe you just did that."

I can’t believe you woke me up crying over a group."

I can’t believe you!"

I can’t breathe"

I can’t do this anymore.. not with you."

I can’t do this on my own."

I can’t do this without you."

I can’t do this. Just leave me alone."

I can’t feel my legs!"

I can’t feel my legs."

I can’t find my pants."

I can’t go to Taco Bell for a while."

I can’t help but imagine how much more awesome the world would be if your dad would have just pulled out?"

I can’t imagine this world without you."

I can’t just forget you. That’s not how it works."

I can’t keep doing this."

I can’t say I’m surprised."

I can’t sleep at night"

I can’t sleep, can I stay here?"

I can’t stand the thought of losing you."

I can’t stay away from you."

I can’t stop blushing… You’re not helping!"

I can’t stop thinking about the future. About our future. Do we even have one, or should I just move on?"

I can’t stop thinking about you."

I can’t take the loneliness anymore."

I can’t trust you alone right now."

I can’t wait any longer."

I care about you."

I care so little, I almost passed out."

I could do that, but I won’t."

I could never forget you."

I could never leave you behind."

I could punch you right now."

I could tell it was your favorite book because of all the notes you wrote in the margins."

I did it to protect you."

I did it…"

I did not wake up this morning intending to run through the middle of the town square butt naked.

I didn’t do anything."

I didn’t do it on purpose."

I didn’t do it!"

I didn’t do it! Then why are you laughing? Because whoever did it is a freaking genius."

I didn’t ever think we’d be here, like this."

I didn’t have a choice."

I didn’t know you could dance like that!"

I didn’t steal it. I permanently borrowed it."

I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…"

I didn’t wanna wake you up. You just looked so peaceful."

I didn’t want that."

I didn’t want to make you do this."

I didn’t want you to see this."

I don’t care if you live or die."

I don’t care that it’s midnight/3am you need sleep and so do I"

I don’t care what anyone else thinks."

I don’t deserve this gift, Y/n. You have to take it back."

I don’t deserve to be loved."

I don’t deserve you…"

I don’t dislike you, I nothing you."

I don’t do birthdays."

I don’t even remember why we're fighting."

I don’t fall in love with people very often, I just can’t believe it was you. Out of everyone, you just had to steal my heart. That’s very rude, you know, to steal?"

I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel."

I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today."

I don’t know anyone else who can make me feel this way."

I don’t know how to look you in the eye after the things I’ve done."

I don’t know how you convinced me to do this."

I don’t know what makes you some dumb but it really works."

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce."

I don’t know what’s wrong, okay? I’m just… really tired."

I don’t like you…. I love you."

I don’t love you anymore!"

I don’t love you anymore."

I don’t love you."

I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off."

I don’t need help! I just want the pain to stop!"

I don’t need you anymore."

I don’t need you."

I don’t regret it, not even for a second!"

I don’t remember a fight or a reason, so what happened? Why did we break up?"

I don’t remember that!"

I don’t think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let’s be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun."

I don’t think so."

I don’t understand why you’d think that."

I don’t understand."

I don’t wanna be alone right now."

I don’t wanna talk about it."

I don’t wanna waste my time"

I don’t want to hear about your toe."

I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies."

I don’t want to hurt you."

I don’t want to live in a world where I’m not with you."

I don’t want to talk about it."

I don’t want you to stop."

I don’t want you… I need you."

I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom."

I feel like I can’t breathe."

I feel like I know you."

I feel so fucking stupid."

I feel like everyone just forgot I exist."

I fell for you."

I fell in love with you, not them."

I found it in the recycling bin."

I fucked up."

I gave you your chance, and you just used it to stab me in the back."

I got you a present"

I got you a present."

I had a bad dream again."

I had the weirdest dream about you and now I can’t stop thinking about you naked."

I hate everything about Christmas except…"

I hate how much I love you"

I hate seeing you like this."

I hate this. I hate feeling like this. I can’t trust anyone anymore, can I?"

I hate waiting."

I hate watching you do this to yourself."

I hate you more than you’ll ever know."

I hate you so much I love you."

I hate you! I’m sorry it took me so damn long to realize that."

I hate you."

I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or a bad feeling?"

I have a flying broomstick but it’s a bit temperamental."

I have a good feeling about this."

I have no clue what this is supposed to be."

I have you shoved against the wall but now I can’t stop looking at your mouth

I haven’t been okay for a long time."

I haven’t seen you in a few days."

I haven’t slept in ages."

I haven’t slept in four days…"

I heard that! You were supposed to!"

I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island."

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do."

I hope someday you get a taste of your own medicine."

I hope that ‘fake’ blood splatter washes out"

I hope you can forgive me."

I hope you know what you’re doing."

I hope your day gets better."

I hope you’re happy."

I immediately regret this decision."

I just came to say goodbye."

I just can’t stop thinking about you."

I just ironed these pants!"

I just know something bad is going to happen."

I just miss you every second of every day."

I just need to hear you say that you need me too."

I just really miss talking to you."

I just told you I liked you but now I’m shy and say never mind, forget it And why are you looking at me like that?“

I just wanna be yours"

I just want you to be happy."

I just wanted to hear your voice."

I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re beautiful."

I just wanted you to know that I appreciate you."

I keep forgetting that we got over this ages ago."

I keep seeing his face."

I know all the Halloween memes! Spoopy!!!"

I know it hurts."

I know I’m gullible but I’m not going to believe that you’re a vampire."

I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please."

I know most people don’t like me; I don’t care, I don’t like most people."

I know what I want when I want it. So get over here."

I know when you’re lying and this is one of those times. Don’t lie to me, not again."

I know you and this isn’t you."

I know you can’t kill anybody, ‘cause I can’t kill anybody."

I know you don’t like sharing but can you share the blanket? just this once?"

I know you really want to hang it on the wall, but…"

I know you’re scared."

I left the house today."

I let people down. It’s what I do."

I like that"

I like the way your hand fits in mine."

I like to think we’re more than ‘just friends’."

I like you a lot. I just thought you should know."

I like you. You’re different."

I locked the keys in the car."

I love it when you get jealous"

I love that show too!"

I love the way your foul little mind works."

I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?"

I love you"

I love you, no matter what."

I love you, please don’t go."

I love you, you idiot."

I love you. I just love her more."

I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass."

I love you."

I made a bet. I lost. It’s simple as that."

I made a mistake."

I made a new friend today. Real or imaginary?Imaginary."

I made my baby cry!"

I made the mistake of thinking ‘This can’t get weirder.’ Sorry."

I made too much tea. Didn’t I?"

I may die if it gets any colder."

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Prompt List #2 (D-H)

Send a request with the number(s) and which prompt list it's from if you don't give me the prompt list I will just assume its from #1. and also Give me the character you want!

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There are 289 prompts in this list

D-did I ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?"

Daddy, how did you and mommy fall in love?"

Damn, when did y/n get hot?"

Damn, you’re strong for a little thing."

Damned if I do, damned if I don’t."

Dance with me!"

Dance with me."

Dance with me? But there’s no music!"

Dear Diary, …"

Define normal."

Despite what you think, I am completely capable of taking care of myself"

Detention? again?"

Diamonds."

Did I ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?"

Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me too?"

Did someone eat half of the cookies?!?"

Did someone spike the eggnog?"

Did you actually get a Santa suit?"

Did you actually just climb in through my window? You couldn’t have been normal and used the door?"

Did you buy me… lingerie?"

Did you do something different with your hair?"

Did you do this to yourself?"

Did you get my text?"

Did you have to sneeze in my face?"

Did you hear that?"

Did you just call that alligator by name?"

Did you just casually throw an ax?"

Did you just fall? No, I attacked the floor. I’m freaking talented!"

Did you just flick me?"

Did you just go throw up?"

Did you just hiss at me?"

Did you just see that?"

Did you know they used to be called ‘Jumpolines’ until your mum jumped on one?"

Did you need something?"

Did you read it?"

Did you see my phone?"

Did I actually sleep through New Years?"

Didn’t you read the sign?"

Disgusting."

Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"

Do I have to ask you again?"

Do I look like I’ve moved on?"

Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably."

Do it. I dare you."

Do it. Take a chance, I’m begging you. You don’t want to spend the rest of your life wondering what could have been."

Do not tempt me."

Do that again."

Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid."

Do we have to kiss at midnight?"

Do we have to?"

Do we like…hold hands now?"

Do you believe in aliens?"

Do you believe in ghosts?"

Do you believe in love?"

Do you ever chill?"

Do you hate me?"

Do you have a problem with me?"

Do you have a ride home?"

Do you know what's funny?"

Do you like it?"

Do you need that much candy?"

Do you promise?"

Do you really need all that candy?"

Do you really need those?"

Do you think I’m scared of a woman?"

Do you think other species have their own kind of drugs? Like something that gets them high?"

Do you think you can teach me that?"

Do you treat all your hookups like this?"

Do you trust me?"

Do you two still talk?"

Do you wanna Build a-"-Absolutely not."

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?"

Do you want this?"

Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now"

Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now?"

Do you want to kiss me as badly as I want to kiss you right now?"

Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?"

Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case."

Does it Hurt?"

Does this make me some kind of hero?"

Dogs don’t wear clothes!"

Don't call this number again."

Don’t argue. Just do it."

Don’t be a smart ass."

Don’t be afraid."

Don’t be embarrassed, it’s normal."

Don’t be scared, I’m right here."

Don’t come back."

Don’t cry."

Don’t deny it"

Don’t die on me– Please."

Don’t drink that! I saw that guy slip something in there!"

Don’t fuck this up."

Don’t give me that puppy dog face. How am I supposed to say no to that?"

Don’t leave me. Don’t you dare leave me."

Don’t leave me…"

Don’t let the negativity get to ya! Here, have a flower!"

Don’t let your mind wander, it’s far too small to be let out on its own."

Don’t lie to me."

Don’t look at me like that."

Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any."

Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul."

Don’t make me come over there myself!"

Don’t make me pop your ten grand sandbags, honey."

Don’t make me regret this."

Don’t make me tape your mouth shut."

Don’t mind if I do."

Don’t open those till later!"

Don’t play me for a fool, I know exactly where you were."

Don’t pretend I didn’t just see what you were doing."

Don’t promise me you won’t leave. Just don’t leave. I don’t think I can handle another promise right now."

Don’t say another word."

Don’t say that."

Don’t sell yourself short."

Don’t start with that again."

Don’t talk. Please."

Don’t tell me to shut up."

Don’t tell me we’re in matching costumes AGAIN."

Don’t test me."

Don’t thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure."

Don’t touch me."

Don’t try to fix me. I’m not broken."

Don’t worry about it."

Don’t worry, you’ve got me to take care of you."

Don’t you dare say/do that to me."

Don’t you dare touch _______!"

Don’t you dare!"

Don’t you ever change."

Don’t you get it? I’m in love with you and it scares the hell out of me."

Don’t you give up on me."

Don’t you just hate those things you say that make you feel really blonde?"

Don’t you just love it!"

Don’t you know how to knock?"

Don’t you love me?"

Don’t you realize that there are already enough people to hate in the world without you putting in so much effort to give us another?"

Don’t you think this is too much Fall decorations?"

Don’t you think you’re a little too old to be using cheesy pickup lines?"

Don’t you think you’ve done enough?"

Don’t you trust me?"

Drop the attitude."

Easier said than done."

Eggnog rules, bite me."

Eggnog sucks, fight me."

Enough with the sass!"

Even when we were kids, I always kicked your ass!"

Every day I get with you is a good day."

Everyone gets so annoyed by how much I talk about you sometimes."

Everyone’s entitled to act stupid one in a while, but you really abuse the privilege."

Everything is fine."

Ew, that is so sappy, I might vomit."

Excuse me. I have to go make a scene."

Excuse me?"

F-Fuck."

Fair enough."

Feed me that chocolate I’m busy"

Finally! Snow!"

Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry."

Fine."

First one to make a noise loses."

First rule, no being a heathen."

First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were."

Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?"

For starters, that’s impossible."

For the last time, I AM NOT JEALOUS!"

Forget it."

Forget the douche. He’s a dick. He’s a dickdouche."

Forgive me. Not for my sake, for yours. Forgive me."

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn."

Fuck you"

Fuck- please just pretend to be my date until we can leave this joint?"

Fuzzy socks."

Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving."

Get away from me."

Get it away from me- that’s disgusting!"

Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!"

Get out of my way!"

Get out!"

Get over it, pussy."

Get that thing away from me!"

Get your hands off of me!"

Ghost hunters."

Ghosts are real, I’d know because I am one."

Gingerbread people are very serious!"

Girls night in?"

Give it back!"

Give me a chance."

Give me a reason not to turn around and walk away now."

Give me anime or give me death."

Give me back my phone!"

Give me that back!"

Go ahead and hit me."

Go back to bed."

Go back to sleep."

Go fuck yourself."

Go home."

Go on, knock his teeth down his throat."

Go on… Touch it."

God, you always make me blush so damn much."

Going somewhere?"

Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion."

Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun."

H-how long?"

Haha, made you look."

Haha. Nice try. Magic isn’t REAL."

Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything."

Halloween decorating.

Halloween is better."

Happy Birthday."

Happy Festivus!"

Happy New Year’s Eve eve eve eve eve eve eve!"

Have fun being deal.I will."

Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween."

Have you ever had those days when you are holding a stick and everybody looks like a pinata."

Have you ever heard of personal space?"

Have you ever heard of what happened in this building?"

Have you ever tried to run in heels?"

Have you got your speaker on you?"

Have you lost your mind?"

Have you seen my glasses?"

Have you seen my… oh"

Having you as a best friend is simultaneously the best and worst thing that has happened to me."

He already boarded the plane. We’re too late."

He already knows."

He did what- and you just let him off?!"

He yelled yeehaw and I’m not quite sure why."

He/She did it.No he/she did."

He/She kissed me" Who?" "___"

Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over."

Help me hide!"

Help me I’m stuck."

Help me pack or get out. You’re in the way."

Here take my sweater."

Here, let me help you."

Here, take my blanket."

Here’s my number, call me some time."

Hey! Don’t do that! You can’t do that to me!"

Hey, at least you tried."

Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore."

Hey, I know you’re hurting.. but, you’re not alone, okay?"

Hey, um, can you not pretend to play the drums on pots and pans at 3am?"

Hey, what would my name be if I was a Pokémon?"

He’s a fuckboy and he’s never going to treat you better than this."

He’s dead because of you."

He’s dead."

His finger was right on the trigger but he wasn’t fast enough."

Hold me and never let me go."

Hold me. Just for a bit, okay? I just… I need someone to hold me."

Hold my hand until it’s over?"

Hold still."

Hot, gorgeous, beautiful…whatever you want to call it."

How about you make me?"

How am I meant to hate you when you look like that?"

How are you feeling today?"

How can you say that to me? After everything you did, how can you possibly say that to me?"

How can you still look so attractive while crying."

How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night…"

How could I ever forget about you?"

How could I forget?"

How could someone make food this badly?"

How could this happen? They’re so…so pure. Ugh."

How could you ask me that?"

How could you do this to me?"

How could you do this?"

How could you forget your son’s birthday?"

How dare you? Yes, I am."

How did I lose it?"

How did it take me so long to realize?"

How did we get here?"

How did you fail a survey?"

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open."

How did you get in here?"

How did you imagine our future together?"

How did you know where to find me?"

How did you know? I never told you, so how’d you find out?"

How do I know that I can trust you?"

How do I look?"

How do we get in?"

How do you always manage to look so captivating?"

How do you do that? Are you a witch? What type of witchcraft is this?"

How do you get your skin to be so soft?"

How drunk was I?"

How is my wife more badass than me?"

How much did you drink?"

How much money would you give me to flip this table, right here, right now, in the middle of class?"

How ‘bout you stick it up your ass instead?"

“How’s life treating you?” “Like I ran over its dog."

Hug me so I can Get warm."

Hurry up, before we regret it."

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Prompt List #1 (A-C)

Send a request with the number(s) and which prompt list it's from if you don't give me the prompt list I will just assume its from #1. and also Give me the character you want!

[Example request]: Can I please have a number 2 & 72 from prompt list #7 for peter parker where the reader finds out Pete’s spiderman

There are 160 prompts in this list

A little gasoline… blowtorch… no problem."

A package arrived for you, but there’s no return address and the box looks really old."

A pony!"

A woman’s sexuality is a moving target."

A ‘Thank You’ would be nice."

After everything we’ve been through, you still don’t think that I love you?"

Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. That’s cute."

All due respect, but that’s a bunch of crap."

All great stories started off shitty. Just like you. Now, fix yourself."

All he ever did was use you. Why can’t you see that?"

All I ever wanted was for someone to respect me. When they did exactly that, I knew I was doomed."

All I want for Christmas is you!"

All I want is you and if I can’t have that-"

All I wanted was for you to be happy."

All I was doing was looking for you."

Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you?"

Always and forever."

Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else."

Am I dead?"

Am I dreaming?"

Am I not good enough for you?"

Am I supposed to find you laying in my bed in a banana suit hot?"

An odd sound starts to come from a place that does not normally make noise

And hello to you too… little homewrecker."

And just like everything else we do around here, it’s about to get weirder."

And now we all know why (s)he doesn’t get drunk"

And that’s why women living longer."

And who do we have here? Ah yes, the perpetrator who was caught stealing turnips in my garden. Again."

And you wonder why you’re still single."

Angels and demons can totally be friends."

Another sleepless night, huh?"

Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?"

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?"

Are you cold?"

Are you coming back?"

Are you crying? No, I’m impersonating a fountain."

Are you drunk?"

Are you even listening?"

Are you ever going to listen?"

Are you flirting with me?"

Are you forgetting anything."

Are you going to talk to me?"

Are you going to yell at me, too? I deserve it."

Are you happy now? Huh? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY?!"

Are you happy"

Are you high?"

Are you hitting on me?"

Are you hurt?"

Are you jealous?"

Are you kidding me right now?!"

Are you listening to me?"

Are you mad at me?"

Are you okay?"

Are you ready for this?"

Are you scared?"

Are you serious?"

Are you seriously throwing forks at me?"

Are you sleeping with them?"

Are you stupid or stupid?"

Are you subconsciously doing the dance?"

Are you sugar personified or something?"

Are you sure about this?"

Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?"

Are you sure we should be doing this?"

Are you sure you want to get me a gift?"

Are you sure?"

Are you testing me?"

Are you trying to kiss me?"

Are you upset with me?"

Are you wearing my shirt?"

Are you… Drunk?"

Aren’t you a little old for trick or treating?"

Aren’t you just a cutie pie!"

As you wish."

Ask for permission."

Asking for help doesn’t make you weak."

At least I’m with you."

At least there’s one thing good about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face."

At least we have this fire to keep us warm."

At that moment, a coconut fell from the sky.

Author’s choice!

Aw, you’re blushing."

Aw, you’re so cute."

Awe it’s so cute!"

Awe, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand."

Babe, if a woman tells you You’re right That’s called sarcasm."

Bah humbug."

Baseball cards? What are you? Five?"

Be careful!"

Be careful."

Be you. No one else can."

Because I love you!"

Behave."

Being possessed by a spirit for the night.

Bill Nye couldn’t even help you."

Bite me"

Bite me." If you insist." Did you really just bite me!?."

Bite me. If you insist."

Bobbing for apples? More like drowning!… in apples"

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case, they are nothing."

Bullying is really just a type of abuse."

But he started it!"

But it’s Halloween."

But that was my best pickup line!"

But you promised.."

but I hate Netflix"

Calm down! You’re scaring me!"

Calm down."

Can I at least buy you a coffee? For old times sake."

Can I borrow that book of yours?"

Can I borrow this shirt?"

Can I get you something?"

Can I have a wand too?"

Can I hold your hand?"

Can I join you."

Can I kiss you right now?"

Can I kiss you?"

Can I sleep in your bed, with you?"

Can I tell you a secret?"

Can I touch you?"

Can we cuddle?"

Can we just pretend like we’re normal for once?"

Can we please pretend I never said that?"

Can we please put your pet in a costume?"

Can we take a moment to take notice that I did not only sort them by blood type, but by packaging as well? Like- I’m amazing."

Can you con someone for group dessert money?"

Can you just hold me?"

Can you keep a secret?"

Can you not throw your shade right now? I’m trying to get a tan and it just got chilly."

Can you please stop talking? The sound of your voice irritates me."

Can you reach that spot on the tree?"

Can’t we talk about this?"

Can’t you stay a little longer?"

Carry me."

Casting a spell!"

Catch me if you can!"

Catching snowflakes with your tongue is harder than it looks…"

Change in mind or change in heart?"

Chin up, buttercup, you’ll get ‘em next time."

Choose me"

Christmas hats are the bomb, okay?"

Close your eyes and shut up."

Close your eyes, baby"

Cocoa is superior to tea!"

Come cuddle."

Come here."

Come inside. I don’t want you to get sick."

Come on y/n just one kiss"…..On second thought maybe one more"

Come on! Can I open just one?"

Come out in the snow with me!"

Come out, come out, wherever you are."

Come sit on my lap"

Come with me."

Congratulations! One of your dreams has finally come true. Let me give you a big hug and wow, you’re warm…”

Cookie frosting contest!!!"

Could you hold my hand?"

Could you turn it down? A bit? Maybe?"

Cuddle me."

C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working."

C’mon, just hold on a little longer."

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