thejonkler
thejonkler
the jonkler was my father, call me jonk
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they/them, just a silly little dude
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thejonkler · 4 days ago
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silly seals from outer space
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thejonkler · 7 days ago
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thejonkler · 7 days ago
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thejonkler · 9 days ago
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YOUTUBER STRANGE ERONS IS IN MY HOUSE! SHE HAS TAKEN THE FORM OF A CURSED DOLL AND INVITED ONE OF HER BEASTS! ITS EYES BECKON ME INTO HELL, AND I PISS ON THE HARDWOOD FLOOR AT ITS CALL! FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME!
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thejonkler · 9 days ago
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thejonkler · 17 days ago
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thejonkler · 17 days ago
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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this
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thejonkler · 26 days ago
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It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be
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thejonkler · 26 days ago
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i would assume he survived by floating on some sort of stick not eating it
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CREATURE????
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thejonkler · 26 days ago
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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on
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thejonkler · 26 days ago
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We have finally reached the ideal state of humanity.
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thejonkler · 26 days ago
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eclipse
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thejonkler · 26 days ago
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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it
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thejonkler · 28 days ago
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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thejonkler · 1 month ago
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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
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thejonkler · 1 month ago
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changed my sheets, washed my hair. life is worth living
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thejonkler · 1 month ago
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