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song is Marino - Devil in Disguise

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congratulations to the straw hats for adopting their first adult!

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PLEASE READ THIS POST

My name is Rawan and I’m trying to survive in northern Gaza with my family of 10.

Our priorities are my elderly grandmother and my four-year-old sister. Today, she told me “I’m tired of this whole life.” It broke my heart. She’s so young and doesn’t remember life before the genocide. She doesn’t understand that we’re powerless against the famine.

In our area, one kilo of flour has reached $200. Merchants only accept cash and the commission is around 50%, meaning we only get half of whatever’s sent to us. We have a monthly rent of $1,300 and we’ll be homeless if we can’t pay. Everything is so hard right now and we need help.

Please help us. Don’t feel like it’s useless if you can only donate $5 or if you can only share, because it helps too, so please do it anyway. This is our lifeline 🙏

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⚠️OPENING EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS⚠️

I'm ashamed of resorting to these and I don't know if the price is right but I'm really having trouble this month... I haven't been able to find a part time job while I'm studying.

PLEASE SHARE if you can, retweet, anything will help, really.

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I love that wci brainwashed sanji is all yellow

there's no thoughts in his head only this thick syrup

I've been thinking about magnets a lot actually imagining his everything going all fuzzy and strange,,, love those thoughts

To be fair from the outside it looks like android Sanjis having a pretty chill time during WCI considering hes now programmed to do what ever his family tell him and the first instruction Judge gave him was to "smile and be polite" the fact that Sanji considers the Straw hats his family does backfire a lil on Judge

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He angy

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Sanji is being bullied again 🗣️

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Emotional support Luffy

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Cheetah!Sanji concept

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Cheetah Sanji

Lately I've been obsessing over cheetah Sanji and tiger Zoro on zs discord server and I thought I could share that brainrot here.

Here are some of the messages:

I've seen Casual Geographic and Lindsay Nikoles' videos about cheetahs and I can't not make a connection

"fast, tall, slender, flexible"

"all bark and no bite", "they talk a lot of shit, they growl they hiss", "dramatic"

because of their anxiety they're assigned an emotional support dog (Luffy)

they're bullyable (Immediately thought of MelonTeeee's ranking of the most bullyable OP characters)

cheetahs often have their food stolen by other animals (hyenas, vultures, lions) so something something Judge thinks Sanji giving others food is a sign of weakness but in reality he just wants to share food/ cook for others

cheetahs have nonretractable (or semiretractable) claws which are smaller from the ones that other big cats have. What if Sanji still files them to be more human like? This way he doesn't ruin his suits and they don't get in the way when he's cooking. He doesn't fight with his hands anyway. Then there's a tiger Zoro who doesn't have a single shirt without a hole

Speaking of tigers... tiger's legs are so strong they've been known to remain standing even if they're not alive (nothing happened scene)Speaking of tigers...

there can be a liger (father is a lion and mother is a tiger) and a tigon (father is a tiger and mother is a lion). Tigons are rarer than ligers because to male tigers the courtship rituals of lionesses is so subtle they can't take the hint (Oblivious Zoro is always hilarious)

it was suggested that Zoro coud be a natural tiger hybrid while Sanji is a created cheetah hybrid and I love this idea.

Sanji was initially supposed to be a leopard hybrid but someone made a mistake (maybe Ceasar tried to help)

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One piece 4kids(?) sketches

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Ethan winters is probably my favorite resident evil protagonist. He is so doomed by the narrative that it’s not even funny. My dude got his ass beat by a superpowered family from Louisiana and then got his ass handed to him by a vampire woman, a haunted doll, a pathetic fish dude, and Walter white but with metal. And my guy did it all just for his wife and for his daughter.

Leon Kennedy is cool and all but Ethan will always be my goat.

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Broken Treasures Wound the Heart

(platonic or romantic)

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Everyone is dying of hunger in the streets, and I’m starving… please help me buy food.

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I love Luffy's canonical freaky mind/vibe reading ability. He'll do the super intense autism stare at someone and then go "Yep! They're a good one!" like he just got to see a mental tiktok reel of their life play out in his rubbery head. Freakass guy. I love him so much

Even funnier, with regards to this ability, is that he usually either rolls a nat 20 and pulls it off with a flair that makes him seem fucking psychic, or he hits 1 and gets a critical failure so severe that an evil witch could convince him to climb into her soup pot because there's meat in there and he'll just do it, no questions asked.

It's always either one or the other. No in between. Luffy, the man you are ♡

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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny