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social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art
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fat porcelain dollgirl with lovingly filled in cracks for stretch marks
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i have a folder dedicated to "bad math memes" i made on mspaint in 2022. a friend of mine said tumblr would eat them up? but you know... i'll post one just to test the waters
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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear
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E, F, G, H... I... fuck what comes after I
the very next letter:

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So I was looking through Chapter 3 again and this line’s typically pretty unremarkable. Tube yogurt is like Go-Gurt or something and it’s a fun way to eat yogurt that Tenna’s probably sure kids would like. Pretty sweet!
And then I looked at the Japanese version and the line is slightly different.

Tenna literally saying “EXCITI〜NG!” out loud and calling Mike 「マイクく〜ん!」 aside real quick (though those are cute), this isn’t the word for tube yogurt because that’s literally チューブヨーグルト. It’s also specifically in quotes. So what is it?
From what I can find this appears to be a play on 「チャオちゅ〜る」 which is denoted in quotes since it’s a brand product ! ニャ (Nya) and ニャオ (Nyao) are onomatopoeias for cats, and even the 〜 (this elongated tilde is called the wave dash in Japanese btw!) used is similar to this product while being different from the typical chōonpu they use to elongate sounds (ー).
(The wave dash is used when Tenna calls Mike’s name as well but this is specifically because he's adding a bit of a trill to his voice.)
If you can read what I wrote or looked it up, you’ll find that this is Ciao Churu. Does Churu sound familiar?

THEY’RE CAT TUBE TREATS.
This isn’t odd for the Mikes to have on hand because they have 7293792 cats and Pluey. But this also means
1) Tenna knows they have Churus on hand instead of regular snacks and just accepts it
2) Tenna asks Mike to give Susie a cat treat thinking this is a normal thing for a kid to eat and they will like it
3) Susie devours that whole thing and nobody comments on it
Anyway that’s a really funny Chapter 3 tidbit so have fun with this info!
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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
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oo wee oo i look just like homer simpson, oh oh and you're lisa maggie marge, i dont care what bart says anyways, i don't care about bart
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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