theknightwhosaidni
theknightwhosaidni
I Have A Cat Named Bee
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- 19 - aquarius - queer - stage manager - Next To Normal is a blessing // I sold my sold to theater long ago // Death Cab For Cutie is love // Parks and Rec & B99 // my life is often described as a modern day tragedy so follow my finsta @theatricalgrandpa if you want more!!
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theknightwhosaidni · 8 years ago
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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
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theknightwhosaidni · 8 years ago
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Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.
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A Stressed Out Dad™
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I love that scene in Night at the Museum where ur like “oh shit a scary mummy oh nooo” and then IT’S JUST THE CUTEST BOY IN THE WORLD
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AtLA Book Two + The Onion Headlines (Book One/Book Three)
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AtLA Book Three + The Onion Headlines (Book Two)
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I hate this
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theknightwhosaidni · 8 years ago
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Fun D&D challenge:
All characters must be based on Whose Line party quirks prompts
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theknightwhosaidni · 8 years ago
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i wanna fall in love it sounds like fun
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theknightwhosaidni · 8 years ago
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so i have a cat now
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theknightwhosaidni · 8 years ago
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it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades
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theknightwhosaidni · 8 years ago
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Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.
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theknightwhosaidni · 8 years ago
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dogspotting: 20 pictures a day of dogs on a leash in the downtown area of some small city 
catspotting:
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