thelaxman
thelaxman
o hey guise
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Good morrow to thee. I'm Jonno, a 24 year old from Northern Ireland, whose interests include rock/metal music, video games, Jack Black movies, pirates, zombies, ninjas and zombie ninja pirates. I'm also an aspiring writer! I may or may not post some stuffs I'm working on, I'll see what I can do. Thanks for stopping by! https://twitter.com/VivaElJonno
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thelaxman · 5 years ago
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Reblog if Inko Midoriya is best girl
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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Frontloading designs for inktober and populating Greenbrier. Mehitabel (placeholder name that might stay) is a little girl with extrasensory abilities trying to track down a serial killer who’s been targeting an annual festival for the last 10 years. 
bust commissions 
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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Just like Slughorn, Albus Dumbledore collects people. Only, instead of focusing on those with influence, he looks to the outcasts.
The expelled half-giant. The young werewolf. The repentant Death Eater.
He protects them and gives them a second chance. All he asks in return is their loyalty.
And, if on occasion he requests that they undertake a certain task, invoking their debt of gratitude - well, that is no more than he is owed.
He once thought to add a certain disowned Black to his collection, but quickly realised his mistake.
Sirius is not an outcast, but a rebel. He knowingly chose his path, and chooses what price he is willing to pay for it. He refuses to be used.
So Albus Dumbledore abandons him.
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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All Overwatch Cookbook Lore! Sorted by character.
Here’s all the lore in the cookbook! Under a readmore because it’s loooong.
I suggest using ctrl-f to find who you want.
Keep reading
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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Loki as Steve Rogers
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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These brutal kid tweets will have you laughing until you cry (x)
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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Fucking LOVE 90s and early 2000s commercials
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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WATCH_DOGS 2 AS VINES
I tried to make this as much accurate and funny at the same time as possible 😂 😂 😂 
you’re welcome
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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“Come here, dance on stage!” Normal person: eehhhh no thanks I’m a bit shy- Jack:
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“Come walk on the yellow carpet!” Normal person: ehhh I’ll be calm and collected- Jack:
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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i used to be soo much more nervous about writing bios and backstories but now im just like
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thelaxman · 6 years ago
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Next crystal i buy will be a bloodstone
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