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Aren't fix-it fics and AUs LITERALLY what fandom is all about, lmao?

"this is how it should've ended" HELL NO

OMG GUESS WHAT?! IDGAF SO GET OFF MY FUCKING PAGE CUNT

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don't let your dreams be dreams

(this is a WIP!! i really only post these at my secret club but i wanted to share this one with everyone)

p.s. never use trapdoors against a theatre kid

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Rip david and dwayne. You would have loved divorced dad rock and evanescence.

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i LOVE akasha and dwayne, but I don't think they would work 😭😭 I don't mean in a bad way but akasha fell in love with lestat bc of his usic and his way of life. honestly, i think akasha would like not only dwayne but the boys themselves bc they "live their life in the open, like she did long ago" 🖤🖤🖤

Ohhh I didnt mean romantically i ment like working together as him like her right hand man sorta thing. But i agree she would have loved them

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What if there was an AU where dwayne was just a bit more sociopathic and violent.

He doesn't really care about anybody. Humans are strictly food, and he just rolls his eyes and mocks the vampires who do care about them. He doesn't like Michael cause he's human and cares for others to much

He's more powerful than other people think but let's david have his fun when, in reality, it's Dwayne feeding him all of these ideas and silently manipulating the whole group and everybody else around him.

He conned maxs respect and can smoothly talk anyone into doing what he needs them to because hes so quiet that when he does speak, people listen. Nobody suspects it. He's insanely intelligent, and even if people do catch on, he just smooth talks his way out of it. Making them believe they are actually crazy

If he lived after the others died, he wouldn't care. Maybe just nudged one of the bodies with his foot and laughs with an "oh damn." Tosses a cigarette butt on the corpse and watches it for a moment. Leaves with an amused smirk and moves on to find another group to tear down from the inside out. He doesn't feel anything for anybody. Not even himself.

He doesn't care if he lives or dies, and he does this all for the love of the game. he feeds on the chaos and pain of others. But he's just such a good actor that nobody suspects it.

Idk I just thought it could be an interesting concept. lol Avira out!

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Based on my sociopath Dwayne hcs I've linked. i think him and Queen akasha would be absolutely unstoppable together. These two would of drank the world dry

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So~ I have a idea for switch au what if David and Paul places in the final battle of the movie and Paul survives fight with Michael and then he goes to gather the pieces of Dwayne and the skeleton of David and heads back to the cave where Marko’s body is sitting laying on the ground of their sleep corner.

And he goes insane over the lost of the boys and thinks they still alive and wears Dwayne’s necklace, David’s gloves and Marko’s earring as a tribute to them and talks to them and gets a new bottle to put more blood into and feed them daily!

And if anyone tries to go in to the cave they greeted to this

https://youtu.be/muuUq3tlLl8?si=2IJGAd4wMSphfFAv 

And in the comic Paul hungs upside down with the cross in his eye and his wails and cries.

I think Star would try to help him get down, but she pulled away by maybe Edgar and Alan or maybe even Michael now seeing the only lost boy who showed kindness and compassion is reduced to now empty insane man who lost everything!

I’m going to cry in a corner now 😭 bye

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richard & lydia, the doomed happy couple 💔

originally shared at my secret club a couple of weeks ago 🕷️ alongside some thoughts about them if you're interested in reading a bit more! and yes, that's the spider brooch.

remember this?

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in an alternate universe sam could've younger brother'd his way into the boys good books. I just know it

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This is how it should’ve Ended

- Laddie went home, but he still sees the boys on the boardwalk, and Star became his babysitter

- Star and Michael eventually got married and had a kid of their own, who Laddie is in fact very protective of

- The boys never died, and they do miss Star, Laddie and Michael but they’re all on good terms now and see each other at the boardwalk

- Lucy accepts Max for who he is and still goes on night dates with him, and is contemplating being turned once Sam is finally out of the house

- The frogs finally are on decent terms with everybody else even tho they’re still skeptical of everyone

- Michael and Max meet on the beach sometimes to talk and let Nanook and Thorn play. He’s become more of a father to Michael and Sam than their biological father ever was

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I am terrified of spiders, and I know Tlb would terrorize me with that knowledge like assholes.

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Need someone to look at me the way Billy looks at Brooke!

But for real, their BFF energy always, always finds its way into my writing. I will forever write Dwayne and Paul as best buds.

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Reblog if you’re OK with people sending you asks about your OCs, ‘sonas or even about yourself

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My bat boy 🦇🖤

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He's so damn cunty 🤣 I love it

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☆The lost boys X reader☆

Finding out they're vampires

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♡Authors note♡ this is so stupid but I think it's funny. This is vaguely based on a conversation between me and @doeyeddaydream 💀 Reader is far too nonchalant lmao.

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The cave had gone quiet. You'd hitched a ride back with the boys and to your surprise they brought takeout along with them. The whole thing was shaping up to be a pretty decent evening. You all sat dotted around the cave, the initial whoops and hollers from the boys had long since died down, and you were all enjoying your respective meals.

There was a thought that nagged at the back of your mind however; ever since meeting them you got the sneaking suspicion something was off. Just little things here and there; the unusual hours, the little spots of red on their clothes, the dead silence that hung in the air whenever they saw the guy in the video store.

Just small details that piled up, questions that didn't have logical answers. Questions that the boys wouldn't want to answer.

You had your theories of course, but they were unrealistic and in all honesty, a bit silly.

"Penny for your thoughts?" David's voice brings you back to reality as he sits back in his wheelchair, the white takeout box resting in his lap.

You shake your head at him.

"No, its just...It's nothing," you start "Well...I've just been trying to figure out, like, what your whole deal is, y'know?"

"Our deal?" Dwayne chimes in.

"Yeah, I've just been...noticing things the past couple weeks and I've been trying to figure out what they mean." You shrug off the thought, hoping that'll be the end of it. Nope, wrong. That just got their attention. Oh god, they're gonna ask you more about it aren't they?

"What do you think 'our deal' is then? Any theories?" David presses, Paul enthusiastically joins in;

"Yeah, what's going on with us then babe?" He laughs at you, slinging his arm around Marko.

"I only have one idea that really makes sense but...no...it's-it's so stupid..." you laugh to yourself in embarrassment, looking at the floor. "The only thing that really makes total sense is that... well, is that you're, like, vampires or something. But that is so ridiculous right? I mean, how stupid!" you keep chuckling awkwardly.

The boys don't laugh with you.

An uncomfortable silence (well, at least uncomfortable to you) lingers for a moment. They're not saying anything. God, why aren't they saying anything?

"Well, shit." David breaks the silence finally, casually leaning forwards in his chair, "You got us."

What.

"What?" You can't help but look at him in total confusion; He just smirks at you.

"You got it pretty much spot on." Marko chuckles at you, Paul can't help but join in with the laughter. Oh. You get it now. They're fucking with you.

"Oh ha ha, very funny." You roll your eyes at them as their teasing dies down. Suddenly you feel a small woosh of air behind you and a hand grabs your shoulder turning you around. It's David. You didn't even see him move, you jump at his touch and watch in horror as his face changes. Red and yellow eyes and a fanged grin is what greets you instead.

"Not a joke, doll."

"Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me..." is all you can muster. This seems to catch him off guard and he steps back slightly, taking his hand off your shoulder and giving you a half-hearted laugh.

"Great choice of last words you got there." Last words? Is he going to kill you? And the last thing you said was 'you've gotta be fucking kidding me'? Real smooth, real poetic.

The others join in laughing, their faces changing to the same monstrous appearance as Davids. It feels like a nightmare, is this really how you die? In a cave with some asshole vampires that you thought were your friends?

Fine. If you were going like this you were at least going to have some dignity. You try to steady your breathing. The fear has passed, all that's left is annoyance at being right.

"Ugh, just great...Get on with it then." you mutter, throwing your arms up in the air in a huff. This might as well be happening to you. The boys pause, so you keep going;

"Go on...kill me, or whatever it is you're gonna do." You gesture with your hands. They only exchange looks of confusion, or maybe it's amusement.

You glance to Paul and Marko, their faces have returned to normal; they both seem to be struggling to hold in a laugh. You make eye contact with Dwayne, no longer in his vampire form, he lets out a snicker before looking away.

You feel like you're missing something. They're vampires, shouldn't they be drinking your blood or turning into bats or something? No, they're just laughing at you like you're the weird one.

You jump again when Paul eagerly throws his arm around your shoulder;

"Relax babe, we're not gonna eat ya," he pulls your closer "not yet anyway." he coos the last part at you before playfully kissing the side of your neck. You try to relax but all that comes out is a shaky sigh. You wordlessly leave Paul's arms and shuffle over to the couch, falling onto it; you've had enough.

A lot has happened in the last 5 minutes you can't help but feel a bit dizzy with it all. This has been the weirdest evening, never in a million years did you think your stupid theory would be right. If anything, the whole thing irritates you.

Fuckin' vampires...

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Thanks for reading, love ya! ♡