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trick or treat

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I wish I was white so I wouldn’t have to explain that I’m an atheist 24/7 :/ also less risk of being Murdered for not being religious. 

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Just cause its gay, doesn’t mean its good.

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A TERF is what happens when a homophobic Republican senator dies and reincarnates as a lesbian.

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i cant sympathize with americans anymore ever since i found out how little it costs to own a massive house in that country. literally. log off if you think y’all are living in a “third world country”.

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the reason they dont sell caprisun by the gallon is the same reason god put a pit in the middle of mangoes....to keep us humble

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If u ever see someone wearing those hentai sweaters in public, pretend not to know what it is and ask the person why the women look all slobbery until theyre forced to explain it to you. And when they do express your disgust loudly and embarass them in public because anyone who wears literal porn merch in public deserves to be publicly humiliated

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i haven’t been on here for sooooo long. 

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goodbye tumblr

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sex is real you may now alert the authorities lmao

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Timeless by Alena Aenami

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“malleable lines of code” how bad is education right now in this persons home country. 

also the earth is flat and the sun revolves around it!

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Me @ all of my professors at this point in the semester:

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it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

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Wind River Range