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Witch Aesthetics

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Krypto with Mister Terrific and Superman in Milk Bone ad

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just need everyone to know that the muppet jokers funeral looked like this

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u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing before which is Fucked Up.

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conclave dares to ask the question "what if you didn't want to be pope but eveyone and everything was conspiring for you to be pope and the moment you decide that maybe you should be pope god immediately and dramatically explodes a wall to tell you to stop being stupid"

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It's fine, you're gods!

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Gets funnier every time.

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I know this has been said before but man I wish people stopped acting like it's a profound shock when they are not personally notified about Critical Role's schedule. There is a website. There is a newsletter. There is a Twitter. Matthew Mercer is not going to show up on your doorstep and gently type in the URL, his hands over yours like Patrick Swayze in Ghost. The power rests within you.

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Learning about plants has made my biopunk novel much more complicated like damn now I have to think about all the species and stuff

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PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.

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GUYS I’VE FOUND A VERY IMPORTANT WEBSITE FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN KNIT WITHOUT INJURING THEMSELVES!!!!

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Evergreen headline.

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hmmm

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by elliothawkey

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the ghosts and their different ways to cope with grief

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I love the idea of people in Gotham saying "Riddle me this, Batman" as a meme and it literally loses all meaning or intimidation effect because Bruce's kids say it to him all the time now.

"Riddle me this, Batman. Did you actually sign my permission slip or did you just look at it?" -Damian

"Riddle me this, Batman. What has two thumbs, a bloody footprint and the murder weapon in his fucking hand?" -Tim

"Riddle me this, Batman. Why buy spices when the only thing Alfred cooks is English food?" -Jason