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Finished that season, i stand corrected.

Vanessa my beloved who could commit no wrongdoing

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I wanna be the friend that always has a fashion solution. You’re headed for a date but no matching earrings for your fit? Dw i do. It’s snowing and you don’t have any proper shoes? I have spares! Fashion tape? In my bag! Perfume refresh? Ofc!

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“ I hope that as you place yourself so highly that the view from above is comical . Staring down at me i hope your need to make me the wildfire is fulfilled. But i also hope you recognize that fires aren’t borne from nothing, i was conceived through a vicious drought. One you started by depriving me of it all. “

—Majorlie, who is majorly done.

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Vanessa my beloved who could commit no wrongdoing

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after practice when i take my suit off my tits just look so great

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Majories bucket list

attend monster truck show

Attend jaripeo

Learn to ice skate

visit Bhutan

Fly first class

Visit Canada

Pet a tiger

Hug a penguin

Swim with sharks

Swim with stingrays

attend yankees game

Attend red sox game

see an opera

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sometimes I wanna be a tiny porcelain cat trinket

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crazy girl scared of the stars

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long gone

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u ever just wanna walk tits out sometimes