35. Any pronouns. Hella queer. ACAB. Occasionally NSFW. Consistently bad at tagging. Honestly I don't know what the fuck this is anymore. Good luck to you.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)
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young man. what is that you have found.
I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.
I said young man. you should put that thing down.
I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!
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dimension 20 (dropout.tv) + the onion; say hi, intrepid heroes!
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the 90's audience didn't appreciate S5 john carter with beard working as an RA and for that i'll never forgive them
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Getting a print version of the Onion is a decision I'll never regret





Every one of the 12 "ads" in this version is insulting Musk
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A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(
Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud
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game changer (dropout.tv) + the onion; i've been here the WHOLE time
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things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
^this post was brought to you by LGBT^
Let's
Get down to
Business
To defeat the huns
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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans
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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
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i thought "well theyre not that incomprehensible" and then i scrolled down for One Second
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