I'D SAY IT'S GENETIC BUT IT PROBABLY IS. M!A:None, but accepting.
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being a dog is exhausting and not worth the effort
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theres flirting going on on my dash and i cant stand it
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Today it is legal for Tux and Fipper to get married in any state in the US and I’m just really excited about that
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i fuckin hate that emoji face that’s laughing and crying at the same time, people will put it on literally anything like my friends were planning a picnic and someone was like ‘i’ll bring some crisps’ and used that face as if you would actually laugh so hard that u cried at the idea of bringing crisps to a picnic
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WHY MUST MY ATTEMPTS TO BE FUNNY ALWAYS GO TERRIBLY WRONG
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what even is star wars
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just because i spent all morning rewatching steven universe to prepare for the new episode on the twelfth doesn’t make me immature
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is it tomorrow that the new su episode comes out because if so prepare for screaming
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its time for me to log off and try to control my raccoon
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sometimes i forget that i built my booper
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can we talk about how disgusting river water is
#its like#theres a ton of random shit it in there's been a ton of random shit in it there's probably been *actual* shit in it#unsanitary //
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my hair is long as hell
#like i try to cut it it doesn't end up that great#people that cut their own hair and make it seem nice are terrifying#like right now my hair is like#a bit past my shoulders#its ridiculous#by a bit i mean a lot#like its a bit past where my arm pit is
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its probably SUPER hard to believe but dirty corpse meat probably isn’t the healthiest thing to consume
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