thenekomance
thenekomance
The Nekomancer
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A man with a long back story and many thing going on in his head. I have a long complicated history with an even more complex system in my mind. I'm abnormal.
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thenekomance · 7 years ago
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Back baby!
Yo! I'm back! I'll be slowly going into daily uploads once more! I'm happy to announce my return! I thank all you lovelies for sticking with me!
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thenekomance · 7 years ago
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Is there any reason why you named your cat maybe? (incoming pun)
Well……. *strums guitar*
Went to a yard sale one day, to help a friend out so theycould sell their an old stuff cache, and she was in a boxFriend’s neighbor brought in a box, we thought she’d filled it with socksWe didn’t find any socks, but she was in that box
Her stare was holdin’, black, white, fur was showin’Big, green, eyes were glowin’Where you think you’re going, kitty?
Hey, I just met you and this is crazyBut you’re my cat now, I’ll call you Maybe!You’re really tiny cause, you’re just a babyBut you’re my cat now, I’ll call you Maybe!
Hey, I just met you and this is crazyBut you’re my cat now, I’ll call you Maybe!And I know my parents think, I’m kinda hastyBut you’re my cat now, I’ll call you Maybe!
-Trash Queen (feat. Carlie Rae Jepsen)
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thenekomance · 7 years ago
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It'd be easy, Hawk. And awesome! All you'd need is millions of dollars and a team of about 5 dozen people. And boom! Awesome game! Not to mention hours and hours of free time making the actual game and directing it.
Incipere can be a pretty good game. If you have adequate backgrounds and character models, you have some great cutscenes, rich story, and immersive gameplay. I have a few programmer friends, so if you want a game, just say the words.
I already said that I don’t think a game about my comic would be a good idea n.n; or at least not about the main story. 
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thenekomance · 7 years ago
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You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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thenekomance · 7 years ago
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so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 
so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 
i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 
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HE GONE. 
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WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 
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*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 
in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 
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thenekomance · 7 years ago
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What kind of pokemon is this?
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thenekomance · 7 years ago
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the turkey swiss on rye incident
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thenekomance · 7 years ago
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Nintendo: Now Mario can turn into anything!
Fans: Wow what a cool and original idea!
Kirby:
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thenekomance · 7 years ago
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This is still one of the greatest things ever made.
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thenekomance · 8 years ago
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Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt
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thenekomance · 8 years ago
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“Intimidating” Tall people: kind, closer to heaven, bump their heads on door frames, will reach things for you, give good hugs, full of love.
“Cute” short people: evil, closer to hell and can hear the whispers of Satan, can fit in small spaces, will climb anything to attain their goals, full of rage.
Yes. All true. Much true. Approve.
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thenekomance · 8 years ago
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Reblog this if these aren’t cutest little cutesters you ever saw.
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thenekomance · 8 years ago
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MAX and Cheeze :3
Max told me to reply with this
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thenekomance · 8 years ago
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@rainbowchibbit
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thenekomance · 8 years ago
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This is my attempt at hand drawing Chara from @ask-drunk-chara made by the lovely Hawker.
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thenekomance · 8 years ago
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Yes, Earth-chan. You’re definitely cute.
This was a hand drawn and rushed art work of Earth-chan.
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thenekomance · 8 years ago
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That's because there's only one race. The Human Race.
To add to what ethnicity anon said, I’m Mexican and I’m white too. And where I’m from there are even blond people that are Hispanic.
Yeah I’m aware of such things. Some of my cousins are Mexican/White and encounter a lot of complicated issues as a result. Biracial people deal with a lot of weird shit. Lots of “you’re not Mexican enough” and “you’re not white enough” crap. Ya know? Stupid shit like that. Biracial people are super cool and not halfway anything and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.-TQ
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