theneworacleatdelphi
theneworacleatdelphi
You Know The Oracle At Delphi? I’m The New Guy
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Was once an abandoned gimmick blog, now a vent-y sideblog I suppose. They/them, recent adult.
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theneworacleatdelphi · 1 month ago
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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theneworacleatdelphi · 2 months ago
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Btw just in case anyone is reading these and worried for my well-being: I’m fine and mentally stable and well, this blog is for my darker thoughts and saddest/most upset moments (and those like “reblog for good thing” type posts) so it doesn’t show the full picture. I’ve actually been doing great :)
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theneworacleatdelphi · 2 months ago
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Dear x reader fanfic writers:
AFAB/AMAB ARE DIFFERENT TERMS THAN FEM/MASC.
I beg of you, please stop using only AFAB/AMAB to refer to female/male (gendered) readers. These terms were largely made by the trans community to explain the sex they were given at birth, not the gender they actually are.
I am not a woman, but I am AFAB and it’s been a really shitty experience reading fics labeled with only ‘AFAB! reader’ (which again, only designates anatomy) only to be slapped with fem terms, making me feel pretty uncomfortable.
Just to be clear:
AFAB/AMAB only refers to anatomy! THESE TERMS DO NOT DESCRIBE GENDER. (what pronouns are used, if they’re called girlfriend/boyfriend etc) This means that when a reader is only marked as AMAB, that only means that reader has a dick, not that reader is a man. (And vice versa)
Please please please tag/label your fics accurately!! it may seem like a chore at times but it’s really important as a reader to know what you’re getting into. Mark your readers as gn, fem, or masc; and if it’s relevant to the fic (if anatomy is discussed): AFAB or AMAB
Sincerely, a trans person who really wants to read all your amazing fics without getting misgendered about it.
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theneworacleatdelphi · 3 months ago
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You have been blessed by the mystical Garlic Satyr. Reblog to accept and receive wealth and yummy foods in your future.
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theneworacleatdelphi · 5 months ago
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I love when leftists decide to get mad at liberals/anyone who is left leaning but may not be at the same understanding as them instead of the actual fascist running our country
Yesss guys you are helping so much!!! 😍😋🤪
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theneworacleatdelphi · 6 months ago
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Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”
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theneworacleatdelphi · 6 months ago
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Drink af lovin it. Underage drinking FTW. I love my friends even if they’re doing cigarettes or some shit idk. Like I wish they weren’t but eh whatever man whatever. For some it’s a phase or it’s social but for one they’ve been thru it so like of course they have bad habits but I trust them to take care of it man and be safe. They better be safe or I’ll killem yk? I don’t like getting left out but in cases like this they know I won’t enjoy it and i know I won’t enjoy it so like. Nah I’m goo. I love them. Honestly kinda happy for the chance to sober up a little on my own. I better get more sober- feelin too sick. Not alcohol poisoning sick but sick ya feel? Ya dig,?
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theneworacleatdelphi · 9 months ago
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Forget dysphoria, have you ever felt the deep dread that a doomed hero must feel when you realize that at your very core you’re a creative person who likes to create more then anything else in the world on every level…. Which means you’re either gonna have to push your core to the side to work or starve to death? Because I’m breaking down about that right now.
Obviously there are other ways but my god is it luck based. I frankly don’t feel like doing anything now. I don’t feel like feeding myself. I don’t want to live in a world where I will have to sideline my passion for the sake of literal survival (when the place I live in has so much excess right now)
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theneworacleatdelphi · 11 months ago
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I do love my dad a lot and he does love me a lot and it’s really nice- he did like give some more apologetic and genuine thoughts and I’m feeling much better now it just was a reflex and bad timing. That’s how relationships are. Sometimes someone’s an asshole, intentionally or not. What matters is how they deal with the aftermath of that (and if there’s changes in action afterwards.)
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theneworacleatdelphi · 11 months ago
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My voice is so fucking girly I’m gonna kms.
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theneworacleatdelphi · 11 months ago
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Am I just like resigned to being seen as a girl forever.
To be seen as what I’m not.
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theneworacleatdelphi · 11 months ago
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I felt dysphoric today, due to an influx of being called “girl” and “young lady” and whatnot. (It’s summer, I still regrettably have tits) All I asked of my dad was to be very intentional and purposeful in how he refers to me today. He is someone who supports me- so I figured he would be careful. And then some hours later I get hit with “good girl.” WHCH LIKE. BESIDES THE GENDER STUFF I HATE AS A LIKE THING TO BE CALLED BY AN ADULT MAN. BUT THEN INCLUDING THE GENDER STUFF. I’m gonna fucking hang myself. I’m gonna hang him. He was very apologetic and genuinely sorry and I was somewhat angry but like had other shit to do and so I forgot abt it- water under the bridge right? Even later I’m calm but make sure to be like “hey dude that’s gross on two levels” and he agrees with me luckily. But then I think about it now and I’m so fucking pissed. I asked for one thing. ONE THING. And he fucked it up. I love him to death generally but right now I’m so fucking hurt.
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theneworacleatdelphi · 2 years ago
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Daily prophecy(?):
FLESH EGG FLESH EGG FLESH EGG FLESH EGG WOOOOO
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theneworacleatdelphi · 2 years ago
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Todays prophecy:
fixing it does not and will not come naturally to you, unlike geese, leave it. Go to the nearest abandoned k-mart parking lot, you will find better there
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theneworacleatdelphi · 2 years ago
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Last week’s prophecy:
I am going to disappear for a week
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theneworacleatdelphi · 2 years ago
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Today’s prophecy:
Remove all clothing labels. You’ll need them for later.
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theneworacleatdelphi · 2 years ago
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Todays prophecy:
You figure things out when there’s 3
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