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"would you fight for me?"

"Jaybird what- of course I would."

"okay, I should've phrased that better. Would you fight over me?"

"With no hesitation."

"You're an idiot."

"Excuse me?"

"If I'm dumb enough to have to pick between you and someone else, or make you think that I don't I love you enough to immediately pick you, leave me."

"But-"

"No. I'm serious. Leave me. Obviously I'm not treating you well enough."

You look soft. "I love you too, Jay."

"Shaddup." He pushes your face away with his hand, and goes beat red.

An excerpt from a longer fic that I never finished and I'm never going to, but I thought this exchange was cute so I kept it

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Finally updated my blog ✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠✧ looking at it doesn't gross me out anymore

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Feel free to put your nuanced answer in the note !

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Found You Crying in the Middle of the Night... Dialogue Prompts

✧ "I—are you... crying? No, hey, it's okay. I'm not leaving."

✧ "Why didn’t you wake me up? I would've listened. I always listen."

✧ "You don’t have to do this alone, you know that, right?"

✧ "Did something happen, or is it just... everything?"

✧ "Is this the part where you tell me you’re 'fine'? 'Cause you're literally shaking."

✧ "You scared me. Just sitting here. In the dark. Alone."

✧ "Talk to me. Yell at me. Cry into a pillow. I don’t care what it is, just do something."

✧ "You didn’t even turn the lights on. How long have you been like this?"

✧ "Hey. No. Don’t apologize. You’re allowed to break down. You’re supposed to break down sometimes."

✧ "Was it a nightmare? Or one of those waking ones your brain likes to loop at 2AM?"

✧ "You're not weak for crying. You're human. And frankly, overdue for a cry, if you ask me."

✧ "I’ll sit here. As long as you need. You don’t have to say anything."

✧ "...You want a hug or should I pretend I didn’t ask and awkwardly hover until you give in?"

✧ "You always take care of everyone else. Let someone take care of you for once."

✧ "Don’t do that. Don’t wipe your face and pretend I didn’t just see all of that. That wasn’t nothing."

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Dick is the #1 feminist, okay? But more importantly, he is your #1 fan. You can say anything ever and he is right behind you backing you up, as a man should. He listens to you hate on other men and takes notes about what not to do, you could point at someone and be like "jump him" and he'll spring from your side like he's on a damn trampoline.

This being said, no one disrespects you, including your children. Y'all's kids call you ma'am whenever they want something, whenever they're in trouble, or just because. Ma'am is probably just as common as momma. It's not even a rule you enforce or anything, it's all Dick being like "and now you go apologize to your mom, the RIGHT way." And your kid waddles up to you with their sad little face and goes "M sorry ma'am..."

Mind you though, he HATES being called sir with a passion. If you go tell your kid to call him sir he'll whip his head back at them like "😧😧 SIR ?????? ME ????? 😧" Lowk he's just afraid of turning out like Bruce Imfao

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Thinking about Tim going to college on Bruce's instance. He really didn't find the use for it- except maybe to get a few shareholders off his back about dropping out of high school- he already co-runs WE, runs DI full time, and he's a vigilante. To put it simply, he has a full plate already, but whatever. He's tired of hearing Bruce's fussing and Dick's "encouragement" to have a life outside of work and patrol, so there's no harm done if he does go to college. Tim is a billionaire and nepo-baby twice over, he can drop out whenever he wants.

So that leads him to now, sitting with you, at the end of his first day. You are his English teacher.

And sure, many people in his life are going to tell him not to go for it. That you're his teacher. That the power Imbalance is weird. Whatever. He doesn't care.

You're not even a decade older than him, and compared to some of the relationships and one night stands Bruce and Dick have found themselves in? Yeah, they have NO leg to stand on. If anyone wants to pull that card he'll just blame them. It's not his fault that having a thing for beautiful, educated, kind, wise, experienced, people runs in the family. Surely you can't blame him.

And it's not like he can't level out the playing field. Tim is a literal billionaire, son of two of the most influential families in Gotham. You are a teacher at Gotham University. That basically evens the imbalance, in his opinion.

Anyways, you're sitting with him. He's in a chair beside you at your desk, shoulder to shoulder looking over this year's syllabus. If he was a lesser man he would've already tried something inappropriate like placing a hand on your thigh, or sniffing your hair, but he isn't! Because Tim is patient, and first and foremost a gentleman.

Instead he leans closer towards the paper and points at a random bullet point he only vaguely knows the meaning of. He looks at you through thick eyelashes, sharp teeth sucking in his lower lip in a bit of a pout.

"What does this mean again? I know what the media says about my intelligence but English has never really been my uhm... Forte? I guess..."

You smile, soft and patient. Tim feels like his heart just fell out of his ass, but he keeps his composure as best he can. He's never had much luck when it comes to not making a fool of himself in front of attractive people.

"Well, that's alright." You rub a comforting hand down the back of his arm, causing him to hold back an inappropriate shiver. "That's a bit of an advanced topic anyway. We'll get there when we get there, but feel free to come to me for help after class whenever you need."

Oh yeah, Tim is going to be needing a lot of help. Maybe even everyday. He's just so bad at English, y'know? And it's not like you're not inviting him. Plus it would probably make him a bad student if he did suffer in silence, instead of getting help from his teacher who just happens to be the most gorgeous specimen of a human he's ever laid eyes on.

"Sounds good. I'm looking forward to your class, you seem like a good teacher."

"Thanks," you laugh, "I try to be."

Tim doesn't say 'I already know you are' or 'you could be the worst teacher ever and I'd still come to your class' like he wants to. Instead, he just smiles back at you, places his hand on your knee to push himself up out of his chair, and excuses himself from the room.

It feels a bit like a crime when he pulls away from you. It's like all the warmth you had shared seeps from his skin like smoke- but he persists. Tim has plans to make, very important plans that give him much more important things to focus on than schooling.

He supposes Bruce was right in the end, even if in a roundabout way. College was an excellent idea. He couldn't have come up with a better meet-cute himself.

Tim is a manipulative little unreliable narrator and I love him dearly.

High-key dunno where this came from. I was vacuuming up and it came to me like a bolt of lightning. Don't think this'll get a part 2 unless it's requested. Also, I think teacher/student relationships are weird but this is fiction and not real so I don't really care that much

Not proof read (as usual)

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No one talks about how hard it is to get writing done when you work in childcare

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sorry if you read my fics and you see the same very specific phrases over and over again

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Almost time to change my blog theme again, thank God, I am tired of looking at this one

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funniest tumblr experience is waking up to 20+ notifications all from ONE person who has obviously just found my account and they then proceed to like and reblog my last dozen or so posts which is then followed by a mysterious anonymous ask. brother who are you trying to fool

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I feel like I've totally sent in a req but I also don't remember what req that was this is badddd😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

It's fine !!! Thank you for your request if you've sent one in, and thank you for reading even if you haven't 🙂‍↕️🩷

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And with that last post and fixing a few editing mistakes on a different one, I just want to say holy fuck it's been so hot I don't want to write anything. I literally cannot think my brain has been so sluggish and I've been breaking out in hives 💔💔💔 my siblings in Christ it's been harrrdddd but I do love writing and I love answering requests but I feel like I'm DYING.

Anyway, new content soon or whatever. Damian SMAU and more Clark centered asks on the horizon

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Okay here's the thing, right? Bruce, Tim, Dick, and Jason are whores okay? Whores.

Bruce and Dick in particular are known for their whore phases, both having times in their life where they basically fucked anything that moved. This makes them experienced and confident in the bedroom, both of them are cocky shits in bed. They're good and they know they're good and they take no time in figuring out how to please you.

Jason has also had his fair share of one night stands since becoming Red Hood. He's not as confident as his predecessors but he's still experienced, and even if he's a little shy with you at first it's obvious he knows what he's doing. It's less of him not being confident about his ability to put it down on you, and more his personal insecurities about his body, or you leaving him, or not being deserving of you. Sappy shit like that. He knows he can fuck like no one's business, but he's not annoying about it like Dick is.

Tim is a homie hopper, the village bicycle. He's not much for randoms like the other three, but he has very intimate knowledge about a lot of his friends. He, propositioned them, mind you. And he still has the audacity to be shy about sex. Still flustered at the mere mention of anything remotely dirty, like he's the damn virgin Mary committing sacrilege. He walks this impressively well maintained line of "loser" and "captain save a hoe". It's incredible, truly.

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Hihi! Love your works, your writing style is so 👌 🔥 😍

I was wondering how your picked your titles and also how often your drafts list is updated?

90% of my titles are song lyrics (Spotify playlist coming soon). The song doesn't necessarily have to match the vibe of my fics, most of the time it just happens that I'm listening to music and think to myself huh... This would be a good title for *insert fic here* like Pose For Me Baby is a lyric from that one song by Natalie Nunn lmfao. The full lyrics are "Pose for my baby, baaaddiieee, ass fat, slim thick, no tummy. I'm too bad and I'm getting more money" but when it came on I was like ohhhh this title kinda eats waaiittt 👀👀

As for my drafts, I won't say I STAY on top of it, it's mostly going to be updated when I know for a fact a fic is either going to take me forever(ex. Be with you and split has been in my drafts for MONTHS I can't figure out how to end it💔), or I know I'm gonna disappear again for a while. It's just me telling y'all that I am working and I am thinking about the asks you send me, even if it doesn't seem like it ☺️☺️

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i'm bad with money and i have anger issues would you like to be eternal lovers

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writing is so fun

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“Clark smiles back, and trips over his shoes.”

Boyyyy get your dumb ass back here and let me kiss you!

Loooorrrddddd that boy is stupid in the best way, I don’t mean brain wise I mean he just clumsy as hell and it’s so cute.

Literally will call him “precious” just go “oh how precious” when he drops his coffee down his shirt after bumping into something.

Gosh I love that man so bad

I think if you called him precious he just wouldn't get it at all. Like he'd furrow his brows and cock his head at you like a confused puppy and just go "huh ? Me... ?😕"

Bc this man is huge, and super super built, like muscles on top of muscles. Typically precious things are small or dainty or anything like that, I just don't think Clark could even fathom anyone thinking of him as cute lol.