theofficialzoey

[theofficialzoey]

it was fun, i'm done, peace out ✌️

[theofficialzoey]

it was fun, i'm done, peace out ✌️

[theofficialzoey]

quitting my job and returning to my lifelong commitment as custodian of my rarepairs

[theofficialzoey]

I don't think that's what really matters here 😃 I still want to know if this was supposed to be a threat

Hey Zoe it's Bobby why are you forming and polyamorous army with alternate universe version of yourself?

Be aware of the Bobby army will contain the chaos and fix all the damage :)

@bobby-best-manager

Is this a threat? IS THIS A THREAT??

[theofficialzoey]

You have a blog?

Hm, actually I thought about what I just said mere fractions of a moment ago. I'm not surprised you have one.

But still.

You're cool, I might keep an eye on- no-- you can't keep an eye on people you're blind-

Sorry, I'm just saying I'll keep tabs on you. You seem fun.

- M

Is this a threat? IS THIS ANOTHER FUCKING THREAT??

[theofficialzoey]

I've been lying about my age since 1492, allegedly

[theofficialzoey]

Hey Zoe it's Bobby why are you forming and polyamorous army with alternate universe version of yourself?

Be aware of the Bobby army will contain the chaos and fix all the damage :)

@bobby-best-manager

Is this a threat? IS THIS A THREAT??

[theofficialzoey]

I ate dirt

i think i ate dirt as a child

i think

please don't quote me on that

[theofficialzoey]

this made me lose the game :'(

[theofficialzoey]

They are still purple on the inside???? What?????

Well, they taste fine so I guexjjenskkznnsnsnkenwmw

Yeah, I was lying about the cookies. They were supposed to be purple. They were purple for a minute, but then they turned green. Not sure what that's about but they smell fine?? So I guess I'll eat one???

[theofficialzoey]

...

thats why they call me mister fahrenheit

The temperamental cockroach is not eating.

Send help.

JINU HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COOK??

[theofficialzoey]

I want Rally to personally victimize me next, when's it my turn??? 💔💔💔

[theofficialzoey]

🤨 and how do you know they're all fucking? (joking)

Congrats!! 🎉

300 FUCKING FOLLOWERS, WOOHOOOOOOOOO!!

[theofficialzoey]

Try getting good tbh

The temperamental cockroach is not eating.

Send help.

JINU HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COOK??

[theofficialzoey]

Yeah, I was lying about the cookies. They were supposed to be purple. They were purple for a minute, but then they turned green. Not sure what that's about but they smell fine?? So I guess I'll eat one???

[theofficialzoey]

Okay, I might have been lying about the color, but I think you're being a little rude 🫤

Which is fine if you're being rude because of something I did. I do live to be a nuisance, so I know I have to reap the consequences of that occasionally. But if this has nothing to do with me, I think instead we could talk about whatever it is

Heeeey, Rally 💚

How are you doing??? Also, do you want to try one of my cookies? I did not burn anything today!

Uh… no thanks.

I… I’m not. Hungry.

[theofficialzoey]

BRB, grabbing some popcorn

It was supposed to find a world missing it's Rumi. But... what if it got rid of her? What if I killed her in my selfishness?