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lust & limerence (1/2)

part 0

Uncertain if I'll finish part 2 before I go afk for a couple months

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Got to visit a riverside sturgeon rearing facility last week and look how little!!!

I LOVE BABY SEASON I LOVE BABY STURGEON I LOVE THIS THIS THJNG I LOVE THIS

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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First art post in 2025✨

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New Species Added: Yellow Anaconda

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My uncle lost a job as a 5 Guys scribe bc he tampered with the burger archives.

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My question is, what do the weird anti-kink people do when they discover they have a kink

do they just like

pretend everyone else likes feet or hair or McDonald’s playplace mascot statues or whatever exactly as much as they do

Or is it more of a Catholic denial-of-the-self sort of thing

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anyone have a cap of hawkeye eating a sandwich or know an episode where he does. I'm trying to make a post

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The thing about Lovecraft's work is that he did write about some genuinely fucked up critters, but he doesn't seem to have had a clear picture of which ones those are. "Dog that inhabits right angles" and "sapient colour" are treated as exactly as mind-bending as, like, "guy who looks like a fish" and "big penguin".

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thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

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Men, boys, and eggs of my acquaintance, I cannot stress this enough:

Nobody worth being with will ever judge you based on your deli sandwich choices.

Sincerely, a dude who had to watch like two dozen men pretend to find vegetarian sandwiches unthinkable in order to maintain a sense of masculinity today.

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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

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A lot of my embroideries have been circulating tumblr without credit so hoping posting them here myself will help people find my silly art!

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best part of KPop Demon Hunters is all the ridiculous faces the girls make