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Can we do a movie night where we make it a double feature with “Lesbian Vampire Killers”?

@your-fav-russian-assassin and I watched Kpop Demon hunters last night

Zoey is the best one and everyone else is wrong :)

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If I inherited those good looks, then it’s probably not noticeable under everything that I’ve been through…

And you know who is hot? Tony Stark.

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Of course Sam is on the left. 😂

Did that Three Way Kiss animation meme with Bucky and his Captain Americas. It flopped severely on TikTok (I got 15 likes) so here you are Tumblerinas

Also u can see I’ve refined Sam’s furry design a bit. There’s not really anyway way to make his facial hair not look stupid unfortunately

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I met her. She performed at T'Challa's funeral. I'm surprised that she did, considering she was exceedingly pregnant.

BEYONCEEEEE 😝🎀

Now when did you learn to call me that?

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That's Rihanna!

BEYONCEEEEE 😝🎀

Now when did you learn to call me that?

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So that's what happened to the stuff stolen from Wanda's baby shower.

Pepper: How did Peter come out to you?

May: Well, there were always signs, but when he really did, he did it by giving me a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "It's a boy!"

Pepper: That's cute

May: It was NOT cute. I thought he was pregnant.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Considering that I have been fully sober for at least two years now, I'm not complaining.

i think im going crazy

@mit-hire-me

join the club, we got gin

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Is Pepsi ok? I can't drink alcohol.

i think im going crazy

@mit-hire-me

join the club, we got gin

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It must have something to do with that winged lady who follows Ant-Man. What’s her name…Hornet?

so you have mechanical wings while clint has organic wings?

Since when does Clint have organic wings???

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In at least one of those photos, you are on his left.

😂

Sam and Bucky comforting eachother

Sam and Bucky looking at each other

Sam and Bucky trying to build a life together

Sam and Bucky building a life together

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No idea.

What in the hell is a labubu?

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LOL

@theostark says:

"Oh wow, my dad wasn't kidding about Peter's aunt being hot. I mean…uh…oh crap, what do I say next?"

She raises an eyebrow, blinking once as she processes what they just said. She sets down her coffee cup slowly, fighting the smallest smirk tugging at her lips.

“Oh wow,” she echoes with mock-seriousness, crossing her arms. “Your dad said that, huh? Should I be flattered or… mildly concerned?”

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@mit-hire-me forgive me, but your aunt is indeed a 10. Tony certainly thought so, and I'm inclined to agree.

@theostark says:

"Oh wow, my dad wasn't kidding about Peter's aunt being hot. I mean…uh…oh crap, what do I say next?"

She raises an eyebrow, blinking once as she processes what they just said. She sets down her coffee cup slowly, fighting the smallest smirk tugging at her lips.

“Oh wow,” she echoes with mock-seriousness, crossing her arms. “Your dad said that, huh? Should I be flattered or… mildly concerned?”

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Do you not remember me apologizing for it?

i swear to god if yall call it peter tingle one more time i'm gonna

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Are you still mad at me for accidentally rizzing up your aunt-who-might-actually-be-your-biological-mom?

i swear to god if yall call it peter tingle one more time i'm gonna

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Theo is currently: having a mental breakdown because some valley girl barista made fun of his disabilities to his face.

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“Thanks.”

@theostark says:

“Hi Wanda. In my universe, you became my legal guardian after I ran away from home. I’m more than happy to spend time with you.”

I would love that my darling!

(to you and everyone else I'm so so so sorry for my inactivity lately after getting a new phone the app was no longer compatible and so doing it online is so much harder but I miss you guys and I'm going to try!)