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Zizel gives me the bog juice and i talk to ananaminals. Glub . . If you even care btw…….,

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The mushrokms……………………….

Zizel gives me the bog juice and i talk to ananaminals. Glub . . If you even care btw…….,

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Zizel gives me the bog juice and i talk to ananaminals. Glub . . If you even care btw…….,

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Just lost my honor to a bear playing bongos………………this is actually worse than the time i died dont talk tome

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Doing super well btw and i am not possessed at all

Feeling: i sure am!

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i’m trying to convince the kryptis to eat candy canes but they keep attacking me like dude wth this isn’t what the holidays are about

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Ok nevermind there is no money in selling food

If i quit helping people at least i could have a good career selling homemade baked goods

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If i quit helping people at least i could have a good career selling homemade baked goods

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Hey big fan, anyway i was wondering what you are up to lately?? Also who is peitha? You keep talking about her lol

Hey there, I’m not technically allowed to share but I already told that one fractal scientist so basically I’m at the wizards tower that got zapped away. Well not really, I’m currently in another world idk how to explain it but there is a poisonous fog all around us!

The world is inhabited by demons and they feed on emotions and also open portals into tyria

Peitha is a demon who talks to me in my head, hope this helps!

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I promise that the missing cats in areas i have visited are a coincidence and i have not been leaving a trail of food to my home to kidnap your cat STOP sending me letters

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Peitha has banned me temporarily from bringing ideas to the table. Apparently putting Logan on a catapult and shooting him into the poisonous fog is “immoral” and “would not accomplish anything”

Which is completely wrong btw, it would accomplish no longer needing to watch logan stare longingly at the queen and that is a major win for Tyria in my book

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The fog,,i cantsee

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Why do they call me Wayfinder?? I literally got so lost in Amnoon that they had to make the order of whispers go and find me

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Please stop calling me about the warranty on my raptor license.

I am above the law, hope this helps!

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Isgarren makes me sleep in a broom closet but jokes on him i ripped out the last pages of the smut he was reading so really who’s having the worst time here

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I keep telling the wizards they’re good people but really it’s how i keep myself from strangling all of them.

Please don’t tell zojja

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Please stop asking me if i’m dating anyone. I’m married to the grind and also my bad bad bad bad bad bad bad decisions, please understand