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when you have a joke idea that tumblr would love but also I don't want this associated with me
#anyways the joke went smth to the effects of like#“you see perry the platypus. when I was a young boy my father took me into the city”#and I couldn't decide when it'd be funniest to cut it off but like#also I couldnt decide if keeping to the lyrics or keeping to the spirit and changing it#(to “my father took roger into the city”) wouldve been funnier. which is why I'm not actually making the joke#someone funnier than me please make this joke. it might also have been done already it feels like low hanging joke fruit
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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster
#reblogging only because “home md” fucking Got me#also I love having to check which of my mutuals this is because I have Several who reblog house md stuff#((I. am currently writing a fic series about this show. the fact I have multiple mutuals who happen to enjoy it shouldn't be surprising))#((and yet here I am. surprised that I have more than just The House MD Mutual who reblogs house md posts))#anyways go read my fic series yall I'm currently editing and suffering for part 4 where a guy canonically died but now its Weirder#(because magic)#((this is the one where chase first eats rocks btw! after I figure out how to write this one the next 3 are gonna be sooo easy))#((hopefully. the 4 upcoming updates are titled (WIP titles):#“my hungry ass could never be a geologist - yeah good thing you're a doctor then”. “manic pixie cold girl”#“the visions aren't plaguing you it's just the plague” and unless I put more things in the middle probably “the intervention”#(immediately following it and featuring timeskip#but I might want to put “13 bears does not divide evenly across 2 blonds” and whatever I decide to do with amber in there too#the problem is that I cant decide if chases department happens before or after the second round of fellows tag along#because chase solving supernatural cases should be a regular deal before he gets the department so there's precedent#....unless I do shove him in surgery for a bit. though idk if a guy who is too hungry to be a geologist should be a surgeon instead.#....then again cuddy. hmmmmm)#((idk if I should tag this as werewolf wilson au since the actual post isnt. but my tags got. out of hand there))#house md#ehh whatever close enough p sure I tagged all my www au stuff w the general fandom tag too. I can find it this way later
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congrats to the first ever guy to piss me off so much in discourse side of tumblr that I blocked them from both my main AND the sideblog I use for discourse
#like I know I have controversial takes sometimes#and if I'm sufficiently certain a take will Not be looked upon kindly I put my replies and shit over on that blog#to keep it separate from everything I do here that's meant to not be too hot takesy#and if it Is a hot take and I post it on main its bc I feel exceptionally strongly abt the topic#or I talk abt it often enough irl I dont mind it being connected to my “me” blog#anyways I dont normally mind people who shittalk me or tell me I'm wrong or even like straight up threats and slurs. reported and blocked#and thats where I end it typically#but THIS GUY. has the gall to tell me that the way I treat terms in my own vocabulary that I don't try to popularize#is wrong. and calls me “ridiculous”. so I respond and explain WHY and in WHAT CONTEXT I use those terms#and they reply to me saying that by saying something condescending like “alright sweetie. its ok that you missed my point”#ughhhh hate when people take that tone with me. if you don't want to explain your point better when you think I missed it I dont wanna talk#idk why this guy specifically pissed me off that bad but like. typically I just block from main#had to go open up their url to copy and put in my sideblogs blocklist#if you end a conversation with “I guess you missed my point and also YOURE the ridiculous one” bestie you aint engaging with what I said#like I dont even mind people being blindingly wrong. where is your patience. this feels like the guy would call me an ablist slur almost#(or worse - immediately switch to “accepting” me in a babying “patient” way#the moment I told them I have a certifiable reason to miss the points ppl make online)#((the reason being autism. which notoriously makes “understanding what people mean” difficult))#((alternatively they'd say smth like “so am I and I'm not that stupid” but Im Not Engaging w this person anymore#and thats good bc if they said smth like that I'd be sooo much angrier))#((yes I know imaginary conversation etc etc not what the guy said etc etc. they were being rude and condescending and Im upset ok))#vent post i guess#someone remind me to delete this after eating dinner Im probably mostly pissed bc hungy tbh
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anyways I'm making myself autism activities because apparently "sort beads by color and/or shape" is disarmingly soothing
#shout out to my... idk. not therapist but like. helps me deal w the sensory hell that is the world#and last time we met a few months back she gave me a bag of game discs in 4 colors and asked if I want to put them in separate bags#or if I want to just pick them up and drop them or like. any of those things#and. yeah. sorting things by Type is. calming#anyways this is a shout out to my moms tub of loose buttons that I regularly spill into a much larger tub to sort through#fr though if you like sorting by color I canNOT recommend enough. just.#pick up a dollar store tub of 4 colors of beads and a 4 boxes pen organizer. or 4 colors of buttons or dice or. anything#tbh 4 might not be your number. some ppl like sorting more groups or less groups. do what feels good for u#but like fr sorting things into categories is. ghhhfh. good
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idk whats the greater accomplishment - surviving this semester in uni (never let me take acquisition classes ever again thanks) or getting over 1.3k notes on a tumblr post and not yet getting hate
#like ok admittedly idk how much the deltarune theorist community would send me hate for. anything#but like I did get hate from the hermitcraft fandom once sooo. yknow#HOWEVER. thank FUCK that Im done w this class#eughhh lamguage acquisition my beloathed fr
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and today in 100 billion points of psychic damage by way of getting hit in the face with nostalgia: 2000s "girl games" on flash (specifically polly pocket dress up games. I am so normal about these it's not like my entire personality as a kid was about cool popular blond girls haha)
#found a website that lets you play them#did the polly pocket hair styling one and she went “woah!” at the end and I am NOT crying rn#seriously this. hurts. physically in my chest there is an ache of having missed these
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mothing is a bigger compliment than writing a post on tumblr and having someone reblog with "oufgh" in the tags :3
#I made. One Post. that was meant to actually be seen and interacted with#and Oh Boy are people interacting with that post#giving people emotional damage deltarune edition :33#seriously nothing feels better than people losing their shit over my takes on something
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I have literally never been more excited to read a book in my entire fucking life
#wild algospeak mention? on my tumblr dash??#wow. small world (people obsessed with linguistics online)#((and specifically on tumblr how many linguistics tumblrites are there))#and YET. I follow this guys youtube#I just saw that shipping the book over here doubles the price and sociolinguistics isnt a thing in my uni#so I haven't gotten my own copy yet#but ooohh op please update on how good this book is and if I should Invest in a copy#linguistics
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#oh I LOVE that metaphor in the last one#like yall I read some of my earlier poetry like 3-4 years after writing it#and it literally reads as “I'm queer but haven't found the right label and I'm sure it's something wrong with me”#(yknow. the way queer 14 year olds do)#like... yall that read my poetry would know. butterflies is about being aroace in a comphet society#rain on my windows literally uses puns to convey multiple sets of pronouns#also weather metaphors to imply emotions is both apparently foreshadowing me dating the weather#and ALSO an autism metaphor actually#my poetry absolutely reads to me as seeing into my own brain sometimes. I absolutely put effort into some of it#and some of it hits me over the head on the way back home from buying yarn and I speed type it on my phone to not forget#but anyways yeah death of the author mention hurray#ask me about my poetry I am So close to starting a sideblog to post poetry and I Don’t Want To
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j'adore le franglish content le code switching c'est tellement fun je sautille from a language to another like a gazelle et toi aussi tant que tu voudras :)
OUAIS baby we are so fucking back. franglais est parfait parce que americans get mad AND it sends evil psychic vibes à l’académie française. The phrase “qu’est-ce qu’y’all doing aujourd’hui” came out of my mouth this evening and i think that might be the pinnacle of human language. i love being annoying
#oh my god#my french is NOT good enough for casual code switching#however I absolutely love qu'est-ce qu'y'all doing aujourd'hui. absolutely iconic#(I do still do code switching just not with french. which is tragic but also I haven't had a decent conversation partner in 5 years)#I'm solid on comprehension but 0 words will ever leave me in french and be correct#(also I had my bilingualism class final exam 2 days ago and while I'm So Glad its over. dang biligual people are cool)#((I say. as a biligual person. but like not with french and french is such a fun language))#((I mean I still occasionally drop a casual function word into my english from french but usually not anything lexical? idk why tho))#anyways I'm stealing that og phrase. only in speech probably bc french spelling in my dyslexic brand is. very weird phonology introspection
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realizing I have 3 separate fandom folders of fics where a guy named tim just has The Worst Time Imaginable and once again asking why is it that guys named tim always make for great blorbos/guys you throw at a wall in fic?
#legit. if your fandom has a character named tim. tell me more I'm apparently really fond of ruining tims' lives#(three whole guys. dc and tma and mh all have a guy named tim and all those guys named tim are having a bad time in my reading list)
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Silly Game Time: Anubis, the Egyptian psychopomp (the term for figures who guide souls into the afterlife) and judge of the dead has opened an application for an assistant to eventually cover half his duties. After all, it's a big job.
Who would you recommend fill the position? They could be anyone, mythical or mundane, human or monstrous, famous or ordinary.
oh hey, my mutual got the same ask earlier and I made a pun in the replies. how fun to also get a chance to participate!
(resisting the silly urge to say "me, Id recomment myself" despite being vaguely convinced that I could be good at it)
that said I do agree that shepherds of the afterlife are very dog coded though. I'm still team (soul) retriever who is a very good doggy
#for the record I have never met a golden retriever or any other kind of retriever irl#HOWEVER I really like animals and from what I know they're great friendly and smart doggies#and also the pun. the punS plural. I even called them shepherds of the afterlife right there!#so dog coded#also a lot of afterlives have water imagery in them. like crossing rivers and stuff#ferrymen etc etc. and golden retriever are dogs that like to swim! so its extra perfect#also my commitment to always make puns when the setup is there for me means I Had To make the puns in this one#thank you for sending this to me! it's very fun :D
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it was only after making the meme did I remember that in english, "syntax error" isn't an error in syntactical grammar laws. we're ignoring that because I couldn't fit "featuring a non-grammatical syntax rule break" in the meme format anyways. also that technically last time wasn't non-grammatical at all, just regarding correct predicate uses for SC/ECM verb "want".
anyways yeah if this is gonna keep happening things are bound to get incredibly funny after next semester
#linguistics posting#syntax my beloved#cringefailing my way into hopefully acing this class plzplz#anyways CNPC island in my sentence who would've guessed#funnily enough also the same fandom. I'm not even actually in the fandom#(fandom being batfam. I just like the tim drake aesthetic and read fic where he's kickass sometimes)#((both fics featuring syntax were tim drake centric fics and I think it's so funny bc now I'll always lowkey associate batfam w syntax))
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13, for the asks game?
ok so I though of a song and went to check if it's from the 80s only to learn it's from 1978.
this proceeded to happen with three whole other songs before I found the one song I like that's actually from the 80s
apologies in advance, its in hebrew
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#listen. I LOOKED. my favorite queen song is from 1979. half the music I like is hebrew 70s music#this was the first in a long list of “this song in hebrew that's old as fuck. when from” that actually yielded results#it IS a banger though. like that background synth lowkey fucks actually#also it's lyrics are great. the chorus is like.. if its hard to walk on theres nothing to worry about#every hour that passes has become the past. dont look up just walk on ahead. because at the end of every night comes the day#which. in the hebrew version absolutely FUCKS in terms of lyrics#like its a longtime favorite of mine. I dont actually have many actual 80s songs in there. its all 70s and 90s and 2010s in here#like ok I was looking now for when אהבה לאין קץ got turned into a song and. 70sthe actual poem was written in the 30s though#which I mightve known but idk the one time we talked abt it in poem analysis class the prof looks at it and goes “yeah idk guys”#(fr she actually said she doesnt know what he was on abt. I was lowkey offended like. wdym. its a Love Song by the titles own admission#but apparently we need to Know who it's About ig?? which. stupid. no the fuck we don't)#anyways tangent abt an unrelated song over I'll yap abt that for a different ask maybe. thanks for actually asking though this is fun :D#ask game
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MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.
1:A song you like with a color in the title
2:A song you like with a number in the title
3:A song that reminds you of summertime
4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
5:A song that needs to be played LOUD
6:A song that makes you want to dance
7:A song to drive to
8:A song about drugs or alcohol
9:A song that makes you happy
10:A song that makes you sad
11:A song that you never get tired of
12:A song from your preteen years
13:One of your favorite 80’s songs
14:A song that you would love played at your wedding
15:A song that is a cover by another artist
16:One of your favorite classical songs
17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
18:A song from the year that you were born
19:A song that makes you think about life
20:A song that has many meanings to you
21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
22:A song that moves you forward
23:A song that you think everybody should listen to
24:A song by a band you wish were still together
25:A song by an artist no longer living
26:A song that makes you want to fall in love
27:A song that breaks your heart
28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love
29:A song that you remember from your childhood
30:A song that reminds you of yourself
#I almost never do ask games but apparently its a hard one so. sure#also music and my main playlist is. as Ive just checked rn. 444 songs#(presumably not including ones where the music video no longer available for whatever reason)#admittedly some songs are on it several times because I also like a specific cover. but still there's like. a Lot of music in that thing#come at me (please. usually nobody asks me stuff from ask games)
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officially had syntax invade my dreams, how's everyone else doing this fine morning?
#anyways why is this one sentence impossible to find Two islands for#like CNPC works but nothing else I tried (CSC and SSC) worked??#idk what to do. if cnpc makes it lose meaning it means it Should have movement. however Nothing Else works and Im baffled#linguistics#linguistics posting#syntax my beloathed <3#hhhh do I email my TA about this? would he even be allowed to give me an answer here??
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