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i think the problem with linux PR is that linux users are always saying it's easy to use but they are also all hobbyists who keep reporting "i had a great time making my computer harder to use this weekend"

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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tumblr mutual to discord friend pipeline is one of the most beautiful things out there

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Top Ten Reasons You Should Hire Me Despite My Disillusionment With Reality And My Subsequent Hatred For The System

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by age 40 every warlord should have

4-5 trusted generals

a kind of useless emperor to be nominally loyal to

obsessively devoted relationship with an advisor

at least one strategically useful territory you repeatedly lose and recapture and at this point it just feels like a personal vendetta and everyone is begging you to cut your losses and move on but how could you move on from something you’ve pumped so much of your own blood into?

ominous relative

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Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason

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Ozzy's first act as the newly reinstated ruler of Hell being to kill hulk hogan is SO funny

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oh no! the black metal band i googled has a "controversy" section of their wikipedia page! oh no!

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Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

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'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

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i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

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Having some tea earl grey hot..... just like that bald bitch John Luke the Card

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found this on reddit you know what i have to do