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I'd go to prom with you if I knew who you were, babe.

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ask-sheriff-mills:

profess-rnovak:

(( Srsly guys. I want some.

Bad or not. ))

((I fear for my life…but okay.))

Go on anon and give me your opinion about how I roleplay.

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Slash fanfiction by Dean:

Dean was alone in the motel room and suddenly Cas appeared and was all "Dean, there's something important I need to tell you" and Dean was all "WHAT, IS SAM OKAY!?" because honestly, Dean only cares about Sam when it comes down to it... deal with it. I mean he cares about Bobby and Cas and like, Adam and his dad who died for him and all that crap but you know what I mean. So Cas was like "Sam is fine but I have a problem..." and Dean was all, "What is it?" Cas pulled down his pants and there was a boner so Dean was like "Oh god Cas you have a chubby" and Cas said "What is this Dean? I do not understand." So Dean had to get rid of it obviously right?......

So he chopped off Cas' dick. The end.

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More fanfiction by Dean:

Dean walked up to Shayna and gave her a big smooch on the lips. Then Dani showed up and yelled at Dean for not reading her slash fanfictions or whatever they're called so Dean said "Shut up, come to me" and she did and then they all kissed and then of course Gee had to come and of course he came so that was pretty awkward and I that's slash right? So then there was pie again and they ate the pie together and Dean licked the pie off of Shayna's face and it was delicious and Dani had sex with Sam apparently in the... IMPALA WHAT THE FUCK!? GET OUT OF MY BABY. Then oh look, Cas is back. But Dean and Cas were totally heterosexual and nothing sexual happened ever, okay? Jesus. The end.

By: Dean Winchester

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I can write fanfiction too...

So like once there was this extremely attractive guy, his name was Dean Winchester. He was naked this one time and uh, there was a bunch of hot girls around he went up to them all and easily picked them up because he's such a freakin charmer. They had a huge orgy and he got to touch all their boobs. Then his dumb, sasquatch brother Sam came out of no where with pie FINALLY SAM JESUS and they all had sex in the pie. Minus Sam, he's not invited. The end.

By: Dean Winchester

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DEEEEEAN. DEAN. DEAN. DEAN. hey.

Hey, cutie pie.

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ijustthoughtidsitherequietly replied to your post: [[ ooc ......oh god ]]

JUST WROTE THREE FICLETS IN LIKE 20 MINUTES. LINKED UNDER MY FICS. THERE IS NO SMUT. DONT WORRY. BUT PLEASE, IF YOU READ THEM, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. caps cuz i was so excited.

Will do, babydoll.

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[[ ooc ......oh god ]]

My dad is half asleep... just asked me "Do you poop?" ............. I was like... "Excuse me?"  ... he goes "Do. You. Poop?" ..... "...Yes?" "No you don't." "..........Yes I do..." "Don't put it there."

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New Jersey line, sorry.

Alright, man. I'll be there in a sec.

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Dean, can you come get me?

Where are you?

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askfatherchristopher started following you

!!!!!!!!!! :v

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ophidiaregius:

DEAN/ALEXIS AU

☆  source [x]

[[ sobbing. ]]

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-snaps her fingers and present him the apple pie that appeared- Hello, Dean.

...Pie. -takes nervously-You're lucky you're beautiful.

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ask-sammy:

What the fuck is going on?

Well I don't like this. Not at all.

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You okay, Winchester?

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Just gonna...

...be over here...

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