theprincelear

[theprincelear]

Lear! Scottie and Bettie seem to bug you almost all the time, just how do you put up with those two?

(it has been a while since my last ask, i hope you are having a splendid day/evening, my prince. 💜)

schools kicking my ass, sorry cheren. -lati [SILLY]

"Hmph!- Now you mention them today since most of you notice they bug me much, MUCH more often unlike my more composed, POISED retainers."

Dusting off his coat — He clicked his heels together as he snapped his fingers in thought. I mean, how could a prince like Lear manage two dumbass rascals?

"Bettie is more logical of the pair, but she tends to be much worse of a rascal than Scottie when you give her sugar - Scottie just is worse, I have not much to even- (inaudible dialogue) - Ugh! Who even knows how to tolerate them?!- I-" ".." (Sigh.) "I don't know how to put up with those rascals! I just- I just let Sawyer, Rachel and Cheren do the work for me! I'd rather die than let myself fall victim to THOSE TWO!"

[theprincelear]

Does Hoopa have a favorite kind of donut? Do you?

finally...weekend. -lati

..Ironically, there are a few boxes neatly placed on a dining table, one seemingly having been opened as Cheren is seen eating a Boston Creme Donut as he talks to Sawyer (who's eating a cookie crumble donut) and Rachel (who's eating a blueberry cheesecake donut) in the background before it pans to Hoopa and Lear.

"Well, you ARE lucky we are quite enjoying some donuts, due to the request of my retainers and.. those two- rascals with their teacher, CHEREN.."

"But!— (huff) Besides such, foolish needs, Hoopa likes any sugary donut, such as those strawberry glazed ones, or even those.. ..with those, dense jams! I lack much knowledge, but what must a king do? Nothing, nothing about such commoner foods!"

Cue Hoopa literally crashing into Lear lightly. "Wh- HOOPA!— Do you mind?!- Hey! Why are you so active?! What donut did you even ea- (GASP.)"

"DID YOU EAT THE DONUT I CUSTOMIZED FOR ME, AND ONLY ME?!"

"Oh no." <- Cheren "..I kneewww we should've hidden itttt.." <- Rachel

"YOU- I- HOOPA, GET BACK HERE! YOU'RE GOING BACK IN YOUR BALL!"

[theprincelear]

What’s something someone said to you that’s stuck with you all your life?

LATE RESPONSE.WOOOPSS -lati

"Something that's stuck with me, my whole, WHOLE life?" "Hah!- As if!.. As.. if.. Huh."

Honestly, I had to even whip out my screenshots for this moment. Lear wasn't far deep into the thought, but trying to remember that was tough enough. As a King grows to be forgetful, once you start something, there's always an end one day.

"..I guess I would say what Cheren told me, I would suppose!" "After all, he IS a man of his word, after-all!"

"Ah- Thank you, Lear — I appreciate that since I'm one of your retainers." <- Cheren, very grateful

"SHUT IT, CHEREN!"

"Ah- Oh, Okay."

"Ahem, besides that fiasco - The idea of HIM telling me to see what truly matters is surely something that sticks to mind!" snap. "And that's why I strived to beat him and his rascal of a team, Bwahaha! And I swear, on MY name, I will beat him and those rascals to BITS of PIECES!"

[theprincelear]

I noticed you have hats in the trainer lodge, are you selling them? How much to have you wear one?

"Ah, the hats!" "Those were old spares, I would impose!" With no hesitation, Lear turned over to look at all the hats available in the lodge for the sake of the redecoration feature. Bless Cheren's book is secretly on the shelf where Lear's Sunglasses are.

"I don't sell, them. They're trinkets of trainers, gym leaders and some champions! They wouldn't be pleased for a commoner like you thinking they're for SALE."

"But for me to WEAR one? Hah! No price I list can be paid by someone like you, anonymous sender!— I wouldn't even DARE to wear one!" "Shoo, shoo! I don't even need to wear one at best!"

[theprincelear]

Lear, what do you like to do in your free time? you know, when you're not busy managing the island and such!

"What an interesting question! Because for ONCE, I, Lear - Have a perfect- No, GRAND answer for this!" Why the fuck was he so flashy saying that. Anyway, he grinned as he let out a laugh — Seemingly prideful in.. such a funnily simple question? This is, well, unique.. Of course, it's Lear.

"I always request my two retainers to go out training with me, so all my partners can see the outside and go against my retainer's own! Maybe even I'd ask Cheren to come along, but he's too much of a lacker to really catch up, hmph." "Besides training, I stroll around Pasio and find the most expensive items to keep for myself, after all, I AM rich, the richest of Pasio!"

"Do you think Lear has once broke an expensive item??-" <- bettie "He has, once. He paid for it though." <- Sawyer.

[theprincelear]

Have you ever cooked for yourself before?

pls dont trust my lear with cooking sometimes you know hes boutta mess up ass 🙏 bless. -lati

"I have, once!" "Besides, Of course I can cook for myself as King whenever my subjects aren't available! Are you asking me this, because YOU can't cook yourself? Hah!-"

He.. looks prideful about cooking, er.. How about I set you guys in one flashback, let's see how ba- GOOD he is at cooking, sure!

"Lear, are we sure we can leave you alone with cooking?" <- Cheren, 2 hours ago "Of course! You can trust me with the cooking, Cheren. Besides, I can cook!" <- Lear, 2 hours ago. "..I don't think this even is the right te—" <- Cheren, moments before the stove catches on fire.

The stove caught on fire that day.

Now you know he shouldn't cook without a Retainer.

[theprincelear]

i haven't been watching you what gives you that impression? i just like music! :) haha, thank you for the songs though! very good very good. speaking of music, here's a ship in a bottle. for no particular reason. that's all, bye bye for today!!

oh my god i conked out b4 i could respond. -lati

"Wh- Jesus christ!- Stupid.. commoners- (inaudible muttering) -Aside from that, atleast they're gone for now!" There is then an actual ship in a bottle. I had this idea for a spur of a moment because I misunderstood the question 20 minutes ago. This is a joke gag.

"..WHH.. WHAT?!-" "WHEN DID THIS- Ohmygod.."

[theprincelear]

Hey, Lear! I'm feeling a bit musical today! Right here I've got a certain playlist of mine that I like, and I want you to pick one of three songs that I should listen to from it - but here's the catch! I'm only going to be telling you a single line of lyrics from each song, and you have to choose from there! (bonus points to anyone who can guess any of these songs based on the single line. double points if you can tell why i'm sending them)

"This is all your own battle to win, this is your ship and you are the captain."

2. "Blameless, I'll shatter through the glare - make it, take it, they won't share"

3. "Don't need money, don't need fame, I just want to make a change"

I HAD A WHIPLASH OF EMOTIONS SEEING THE 2ND ONE WTFFFF -lati

"I barely even know any of these songs!-" ^ - He's deadass looking at the lyrics like a confused baby.

"But still, from all these quotes, anonymous sender - You've been WATCHING my every move, HhhhUUUH?!— You sent this to me to expose yourself, what a shame that is!" He brushes his fingers on the paper, seemingly in thought; though intimidating at best. Man, this guy is too funny for my own good. I can't believe I'm even doing this.

"If I had to choose, then!.. Probably the 2nd or 3rd one.. I'm not even sure myself, so shoo. Hurry now! I don't need much babbling, so I'll check the songs out myself with my retainers!"

lati here; the songs r funnily known to me. im figuring out why u wanted to send this. HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS PMO.

[theprincelear]

How do you feel about this cat?

Ha.. ha. Dumbass cat. DUMBASS CAT!!

"What.. a peculiar yet innocent looking cat! Hah, it's like it's one of those two rascals begging for mercy when I caught them sneaking around the place!" "After all, those eyes have nothing but puppy ideals! And I, Lear - Won't fall for such tactics!"

[theprincelear]

Good morning Prince Lear!!

I hope you and Hoopa and your retainers and friends are all doing well today :)

I'm very curious about something, and I hope you wouldn't mind gracing me with an answer- do you style your hair up like that or is it naturally that gravity-defying? And if it's styled up do you also like to wear it down sometimes?

"Why, Thank you, for such a greeting! Not all anonymous senders even know how to respect a king, tch- Shame."

"But still, I will grant you my answer! Since my hair is like this, it's simply just styled to be that way! After all, to be king is to be flashy yet a little odd! But in all certain truth — It's just styled to be that way!"

"Besides - (yap here, there's something else.)"

In a distance, There were two actual rascals, for fucks sake.

"..Say, are you sure his hair is going to.. poof up like it wasn't like that?" <- This is Bettie. "It's better to try than to ask!" <- This is Scottie. "..Why?" "Trust."

Scottie rushed towards Lear whilst he was in his yapping-or-rambling sess, dunking the bucket like it was nothing but a hoax.

"WH—?! SCOTTIE!" "Woooopss." "Lear!- You look like a soppy wet-"

His hair poofed up at the ends, you know, think wavy + fluff. "Oh." "HOLY?"

[theprincelear]

N’s told me he really wants a Ferris wheel on Pasio, why haven’t you made one yet??

"A Ferris, whe- Ugh! This is the TENTH TIME!— Sawyer and Rachel asked this first, which counts as two - then those rascals of trainers made it 4, then Cheren and his friend Bianca made it 6, then even a pair of twins (<- Gladion n Lillie) from Alola made it 8, then Paulo, the rascal duo's friend made it 9.."

"AND NOW THAT MAN NAMED N WANTS ONE TOO?!—"

"Bless the heavens I might even be considerate! I- There's not even a good space to put one in the villa!- (inaudible) -For sure there's somewhere else, but they all. Keep. BEGGING!"

"You know what?! I'll make one, JUST so they can shut up!"

[theprincelear]

Wuh oh, seems like I'm in for a royal lecture due to those pictures...well if it makes you feel any better, they were all legally obtained. Maybe not from this dimension, but still - legally obtained!

But anyways, enough about the pictures! More about...friendship!! :)

(matching bracelets themed after Lear and Cheren appear before the two of them. Cheren's before Lear, and Lear's before Cheren)

"Atleast they weren't ILLEGALLY obtained, I would've sent a detain or even another type of lawsu—"

The Bracelet's appear infront of them; So let me get really creative. For Lear's; A Purple-Red beaded bracelet with a crown charm plus Lear's name. There is also a half of a heart on this one. For Cheren's; A Red, White, Turquoise beaded bracelet with a clipboard and pokeball charm. As like the lear one; the other half of the heart is present as a charm.

"Whu- What is this?"

"Looks like it's bracelets, Lear - I think we're meant to wear them. They look pretty harmless and handmade, after all."

"I- I'm not even a jewelry person, how- (inaudible) - What?!—"

"You don't have to wear it." <- Cheren, who's already putting the Cheren bracelet on.

"WH—?! No! I'm gonna wear it, so back off from your- babbling, Cheren! Spitting out nonsense as if I wasn't being in-con-si-derate!"

"Haha, whatever you say - They seem like they're matching. The heart charms really make it obvious. Atleast the anonymous sender knows how to make friendship bracelets." "..Isn't that nice, Lear?"

"MAYBE. I'm even being considerate so you don't say anything, be respectful!"

"Easy, easy. I'll be nice."

[theprincelear]

WONDERFUL, glad to know I have your intest in these photos. Now, I've got 3 variations for you to choose from, or if you want you can keep all of them. I won't judge :)

FIRST UP WE HAVE;

An iconic image, once you know it you'll never forget it...;

GET MONEY.

SECONDLY ON THE ROSTER;

Probably my personal favorite and I deem the prettiest of the bunch...

This beautiful image 💜

AND FINALLY;

For a smaller, more classic look to add to your desk...

small. (asker note I am so sorry mobile users this probably looks really bad and really blurry)

TAKE A PICK! Any and all can be yours for the low low price of $0.00 because they're gifts so of course they're free.

IM LAUGHING SO BAD HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING GLORIOUS??? -lati

..He's deadass staring at the photos. Most especially the second, though the first really confused him. I mean, you sent YOUNG cheren, how was bro supposed to know that is cheren?

"..I'll just keep all of them, I suppose." "You commoners really have no sense of care, even I can have some care, as king, of course! But WAS THIS NECESSARY?!—"

With a quick turn, he gestures Cheren to come over to him; which of course he did before Lear even gets furious. Man was brimming since the last batch of asks.

"Oh, That one is me when I was younger." "..Wonder how they got that."

"Whu— Th.. that's??.. YOU?"

"Mmmhm, I had shorter hair, atleast you know now, atleast- (Chuckle)"

"I'm genuinely horrified- you looked.. Eugh!- No, enough of that! You can keep the first, I'll hang the second SOMEWHERE and put the third somewhere else!"

"Alright then."

[theprincelear]

Behold. A transparent PNG of you. That's it that's the ask.

I lied. How would you feel if I gave you a framed photo of Cheren for no particular reason just because I can and have the power to do so.

god bless this the first thing i wake up to BAHAHAHA -lati

"..Why a framed photo of Cheren, exactly?" "All of you anonymous senders have been either weird or just appreciative, which; I do mind for, but WHY."

He shook his head lightly, pushing himself off the chair as he literally was arms crossed, tapping his heel and all that. You can tell he doesn't even KNOW how to respond to this random ask. This is glorious.

"D- Did you even, ASK Cheren if he was okay with this?! I mean, YES I'd keep it, But I'd still have to ask Cheren himself if he was fine with it! You insensitive — (hi inaudible) - Senders!"

"I wonder which photo of me it is." <- Cheren, who is with Sawyer and Rachel doing a makeshift tea party. "Can't be sure, the senders probably just thinking of a photo to send to him." <- Sawyer, who is drinking tea. "I bet it's justt.. You knoww.. The Sygna Suittt.." <- Rachel who is very intrigued plus drinking tea. "..Can't be." <- Cheren

[theprincelear]

Oh dear, i didn't mean to imply that you can't handle yourself! I know you're very very capable and talented <3 I certainly wasn't pitying either, just a little concerned, maybe worried since The Hater was being rather mean to you :/

Good to hear that you're not burnt out, and that Rachel and Sawyer are keeping an eye out and working hard for you :) It's always nice to have someone in your corner that truly cares about you

I also have a small gift for you and Hoopa attatched, it's not much and is from a commoner but I hope you still enjoy it, at least a little :)

[attatched to the letter is what appears to be a small bake shop bag]

[Inside is a pair of matching red velvet cupcakes with vanilla icing and purple star sprinkles. It's a set of cupcakes for Lear and Hoopa to share!]

ur making me hungry. -lati

"Wh— This, for me? Why- Hoh! I'm honored! After all, a king deserves his gifts in pristine shape! So, I appreciate the cupcakes, atlea-"

wait where did one of them go.

"...Hoopa?"

Lear looks around almost immediately - noting that Hoopa was actually just above him, chewing away at the cupcake; It seems to like what you got it and it's sync pair!

".. (sigh). Oh well! I guess I'll enjoy this, but still, I barely owe you anything, so it's just out of concern for such- a cupcake! Still, You could've spared some for the two rascals and the retainers with me, either way!"

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Have you ever seen a ghost before?

"Have once in my life," He casually drinks out of a glass; Seems to be filled with Apple Juice, for no specific reason - Maybe they're out of like, what? Sparkling water? Maybe.

"But I'll tell you what! I, Lear, wasn't afraid! After-all, a king never fears such things like ghosts, and they're just mythology, stupid lies, what's the jig about them!?"

"Shh, watch." <- Scottie who's wearing the classic ghost costume

"BOO!" <- still scottie.

"....?!" "aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHH?!?!?!—"

"I— (inaudible) YOOOU?!- WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" "Haha, idiot." <- scottie.

[theprincelear]

Have you ever commissioned art of yourself?

"I have, many, many times!" "There's a glorious hall full of many pictures of me painted in different styles, ways - anything. You commoners couldn't probably do such things like this, Hah!" He's too cocky for his own good. Stop him. "But besides that, it doesn't cost all-too-much for these extravagant paintings, after all! I have the funds, and they just have to paint for me, either-way." "I wonder if he's commissioned paintings of any of us, as his retainers.." <- Cheren! "I'm certain Young Master has, he just doesn't say anything." <- Sawyer "That's ssweeeeett!!!" <- Bettie