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Wood turtle, one of nature's most powerful beasts, commissioned by @solidagold
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and on the third day jesus was as high as a fucking kite
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Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale.
When his friends cut the cord anchoring the lawnchair to his Jeep, he did not float lazily up to 30 feet. Instead he streaked into the LA sky as if shot from a cannon. He didn’t level off at 100 feet, nor did he level off at 1000 feet. After climbing and climbing, he leveled off at 16,000 feet.
At that height he felt he couldn’t risk shooting any of the balloons. So he stayed there, drifting cold and frightened with his beer and sandwiches, for more than 14 hours. He crossed the primary approach corridor of LAX, where startled Trans World Airlines and Delta Airlines pilots radioed in reports of the strange sight.
Eventually he gathered the nerve to shoot a few balloons, and slowly descended. Larry was then arrested. Larry’s efforts won him a $1,500 FAA fine, a prize from the Bonehead Clubof Dallas, the altitude record for gas-filled clustered balloons, and a Darwin Awards At-Risk Survivor.
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Jacek Yerka, Eruption
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Literally every neurodivergent person when somebody mentions their interest.
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autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable
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Happy 10 years anniversary to Bloodborne 🌌
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Watching Christians promote capitalism and Trump is crazy, you know Jesus would hate that shit right??? Christianity is inherently socialist/communist and Jesus would throw a table at Trump and his goons so fucking fast
Tell me you haven’t read your own holy book without telling me telling me
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