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Live a double life as the big dumb jock you’ve always wanted to be by simply donning your favorite baseball cap. Be careful, though. Too many uses can make the effects permanent. 

Get your very own cap here https://thepyre.shop/collections/hypno-jock-caps. Use code HYPNOJOCK for $5 off! ‘

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Total Integration

Only when the visor covers his face to remove the last remaining individuality from him does he feel good, so good that he never wants to take the helmet off again until the visor has become his new face. Being absolutely identical to his jock brothers by erasing any differences fills him with purpose and bliss; since he wants to be one with them, an indistinguishable jock, irreversibly and permanently integrated into the team, entwined with the gear that will inevitably cover his entire body forever.

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Stay hot as the weather gets cold with our new Fall/Winter 2023 Collection: featuring the ARCANE Bomber Jacket $79.99 thepyre.shop/products/arcane-bomber-jacket-mens-all-over-print-quilted-bomber-jacketmodel-h33 #kink #fitness #fashion #queerowned https://www.instagram.com/p/Cjr47dgAMbk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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First look at one of our new romper designs as part of the new Fall/Winter 2023 Collection! The Nice Guy/Fuckboy Concept is one of my personal favorites. Love playing around with the assymetry and juxtaposition of colors. thepyre.shop/products/nice-guy-romper-mens-short-sleeve-jumpsuit-model-sets-16 https://www.instagram.com/p/CjrOXL9grOD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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New Home Page, who dis? thepyre.shop

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@leathercanuck90 looking sexy in our #teamlocked uniform! Get yours in time for #locktober #chastity #kink #queerowned #fashion https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci_J1cvp71g/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BISEXUALS.

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@chrispyre showing off his Leomon tank.

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New logo who dis?

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See Something You Like $30 A blatant rhetorical question posed to all around you. The obvious answer is of course ‘yes’. They see the well sculpted form of your muscles, those bulging biceps and the thiccc juicy pecs that strain your shirt. They see the confident smirk and cocky gleam in your eyes. They see the Alpha swagger and oozing arrogance that just draws them in. Of course they see something they like, but you still ask the question as a power play because you know the answer. The Answer that makes boys blush and babes swoon. They love every single inch of you • 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) • 32 singles • Relaxed fit • Side-seamed construction • Wide, low-cut armholes • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US Size guide S M L XL 2XL Shirt Width (inches) 18 20 21 5/8 23 5/8 25 5/8 Shirt Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 Chest to fit (inches) 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49 50-53 #fashion #fitness #kink #lgbtqia #queerowned https://www.instagram.com/p/CiohwPwuWQx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

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This quotes been running through @chrispyre‘s head with all the attacks on queer and trans rights, so he put it on a t-shirt. 

Get it here: https://thepyre.shop/products/not-gay-as-in-happy-drop-hem-tee?utm_source=copyToPasteBoard&utm_medium=product-links&utm_content=web