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Arguments with your mom can never just be about one thing it always has to be about your entire life and her parents and your siblings n shit under the guise of like, somebody needing to do the dishes
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose
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As an autistic person, you can literally tell someone "I mean this genuinely and literally and this is all genuinely good faith. I mean this all completely neutrally, I'm not implying anything else and this is all extremely literal and good faith" and someone will still misconstrue you in ways you never thought was possible.
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found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.
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Being a non-UK listener of the Magnus Archives/Protocol means I'm always playing a little game called 'Is this a real thing that exists in England or are Jonny and Alex just pulling things out of their twisted imaginations again', and then becoming even more worried when it turns out it's real
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everyone hates her for her kobold swagger and mauybe also her untreated mental illness
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So sick of the fantasy trope where humans are the dominant race and are so cool and are everywhere. Fuck that. In my setting, kobolds are the most common race. Those little guys are everywhere.
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i’m gonna- *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health*
… buy an axe in central london
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i wonder if scolipede would be as much as a sexual hurricane if it didn't come part and parcel with those insane whore eyes for no reason
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