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i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls

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they call me normal man on account of my normal nature

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All Manual cars are boys and all Automatic cars are girls. And buddy. Let's just say tomorrow my mechanic is installing a stick 😈

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”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.

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sooooo my mom is threatening to kick me out for being trans and i have $2 in my bank account. commissions or donos would be appreciated right now lol

cashapp: $bewpybones

ko-fi: dualresume

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Wait how will there be gambling under communism if we don't have money?

your concern about communism is ... lack of gambling?

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fuck this *I bite into the apple seed I keep under my tongue for emergencies. I've finally reached the end of my lifetime allowance of apple seeds I can eat without getting cyanide poisoning and I die instantly*

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Masks at protests: *don't really work against facial recognition without other gear. Won't protect you from tear gas.*

People: "You GOTTA wear this baggy blue at the protest."

Masks for covid: *Even baggy blue medical masks significantly reduce the spread of illness, both symptomatic and asymptomatic. This worked so well we drove the Yamagata-b strain of flu into extinction in 2020-2021. Quality respirators with a good fit (kf94 or better) will keep you from inhaling 80-100% of aerosols in a given ebvironment. Have cute patterns and charms and you can customize some to look really cool. Keeps you from catching any other airborne illness too. Works against smoke and dust that also have massive health risks. Keeps disabled people safe in public, a space they should be able to exist without fear unless you're a nazi. I'm literally asking you to wear them to the store and when you feel sick holy shit. Wearing a mask only at protests helps to back up the fascist demands for mask bans.*

People: "I'm good. It's too hot. It's ugly. You have to live your life. You can't live in fear forever. *barely veiled health supremacist rhetoric*"

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It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

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New York Times never changes.

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Hi guys this is my normal fish oc. He is very nervous pls be nice to him.

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can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

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i fr can't pass by a dynamic between a cool unhinged threatening woman and a chaotic little silly freak of a man <3

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'' Lurkers are ambush predators, dragons that pretend to be floating driftwood, gunk and water lilies. A quite similar beast to the terrible Flailibut, yet a whole lot different. Lurkers prowl in swampy, stagnant waters, at day they rest on the water's edge. At night they deploy their glowing tongues as lures trying to get the attention of unsuspecting fish, smaller dragons, and Hunters that havent learnt the meaning of sticking together and valuing your own damn life. During the coldest months, when the waters freeze, their snouts stick out frozen over, falling asleep in the frigid and anoxic waters... somehow still breathing. They're covered with all sorts of crap, algae, debri, fallen leaves, sometimes plants grow on their backs... time engulfs this creature to the point of them being almost so ancient looking. A patient killer, waiting for the perfect moment to strike with a gaze of bloodshot, crimson eyes and millions of needle like teeth that protude from their mouth. Class: Primordial Firepower: X Venom: X Speed: Slow on land, capable of short bursts of speed sprinting, however... they're quite fast on the waters they live in. Blindspot: If you look right, they're quite easy enough to spot once you become familiar with the vegetation in the marshes. Their long and massive jaws can easily be shut, and when frozen over during winter they're pretty much fair game. ''