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[therealbobatea]

i saw your lalaloopsy and cal thingy could you perhaps do one with my little pony blind bag toys and cal/NF!

!HAI USER CANNIBALISE-CAL!

I used to really like these things as a kid and I always wanted them but I was never able to get them :(! I hope this is what u meant but I feel like Cal would have maybe had these...he def was given a bunch of toys. I also personally think he had a thing for the pinkie pie mold...(also sorry for responding so late to this ask)

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK SILLY TUMBLR USER!!

[therealbobatea]

Uhm...Cal may or may not have had lalaloopsy littles growing up...

Uhm...he loved lalaloopsys...he had the older sisters but the littles were his shit when he was like 6 or something.

(Also don't tell me cal wasn't born when lalaloopsys were made....let a boy dream pretty please with hot fudge on top...)

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Guys im sorry I need to say that I hc cal as trans ftm...😞 throw as many tomatoes as you want... (This next post is a hc for ftm cal...or not idrk 🤷‍♂️) love you guys

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Sorry guys

Hi guys sorry i have not been active I literally forgot that I haven't posted here in a while...Love you guys...might post more...!

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ur headcanons bring me light in the world oh my fucking god

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON! <3 SORRY I DONT POST AS MUCH I NEVER REALLY HAVE IDEAS! BUT IF ANYONE EVER WANTS TO GIVE ME IDEAS THEN LMK

#ilyanon!

[therealbobatea]

Who is who in movie/tv cal and andre duos?

I didn't really think to heavily because I want to keep it up to the people who saw it! However I will say my thoughts!

Sighh for the first one as much as I want to be different and say billy is Cal and Andre is Stu...I have to say Billy is Andre and Stu is Cal for obvious reasons

For Johnny and Kenshi I want to say that Johnny is Cal and Andre is Kenshi!

For Horrid Henry and Rude Ralph I want to say that Henry is Cal and Andre is Ralph because I feel like their personalities kind of match a bit

For Ghost and Soap I would say it's kind of hard for me to say a bit...Cal would probably be Ghost and Soap would be Andre. I remember in Modern Warfare 2 I think Ghost continuously telling Soap to "Speak english" and I feel like Cal would say that to Andre just to be annoying.

For Strawberry Shortcake and Orange Blossom I mainly had Cal as Strawberry Shortcake and Andre as Orange Blossom in mind :3!

Thank you anon for this ask <3!

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caldre as movie/tv duos NOW NOW NOW !!!!

CALDRE AS MOVIE/TV DUOS!

Hmm this one's pretty hard because I want to be true...I will try my best redaacted! (Also I know you said movies/tv but I might add games bc I don't rlly watch movies and shows :( )

Billy and Stu

Okay I feel like this one is kind of expected...considering that a lot of people like to imagine cal and andre as ghost face. But idk it just kind of feels right with like the emotions shown at the end by Billy and stu. But yeah :3!

Johnny and Kenshi

Okay. Don't boo me just yet. Hear me out...I feel like they kind of match the vibe. Johnny makes a lot of references in the game sort of like how Calvin like does that whole spiel about the aliens and stuff in the car with Andre. Yeah...

Horrid Henry and Rude Ralph

OKAY NOW YOU CAN BOO ME. Uhm...I used to love this show as a little kiddo... I feel like Henry and Ralph kind of give Cal and Andre in Elementary/Primary School whatever you call it. They were little brats from what I remember but it was them against the world and I fw that heavy!

Ghost and Soap

Man...sorry guys...I feel like they would have def played COD uhm...I just feel like they gave off those vibes that's really it...

Strawberry Shortcake and Orange Blossom

Okay I think you all saw it coming...strawberry shortcake pfp...yeah something was up...Anyways sometimes I just like to think of Cal and Andre as silly petite girls because it's funny.

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Literally Cal and Andre

I needed to share this with the world (Tumblr)

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Top 8 Things Calvin Has Put In His Mouth

Those 25 Cent Bouncy Balls- He thought they looked like gummies so he popped one in his mouth and chewed on it. He said it felt like a harder gummy and even insisted it had a fruity taste to it. (It did not. It was all in his head).

Andres Pencil- Sometimes Cal forgets to bring a pencil or loses his so he asks to borrow one from Andre. He always ends up chewing on it and it annoys Andre so much. He just let's Cal keep it because he doesn't want his "Cooties"

The liner of a cupcake- Whenever Cal gets a cupcake he ends up stuffing the wrapper in his mouth because of the leftover cupcake stuck to the wrapper. It's a 50/50 whether he'll spit it out of swallow it.

A Plastic Fork-He just kind of chews on plastic forks. He likes to either bite the prongs off or just chew on the fork.

Barbie Hands- While he's playing dolls with his sister and he just finds a stray hand in his room and he just chews on it. He just does it without thinking. He just loves chewing plastic

Perler Beads- Whenever Cal would make perler bead art he would chew on one because it felt like he was chewing on gum with no flavor. One time when he was with Andre he was chewing on one (even though Andre warned him not to) and started choking on it. He ended up swallowing it and Andre made fun of him because he told him so.

Plastic Straws- He likes folding up the straw in his mouth and he just kind of likes chewing on it and using his tongue to tie it into a knot

Andre- Do with this what you will.

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Cal looks like a Otter to me vro

I have a otter plushie and i named him calvin...

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when are you making me a stimboard … 😝

Here you go vro...You look like Anya so you are Anya now. Enjoy brah 🙏! (You look super coolio)

[therealbobatea]

Calvin LOVES Usahana brah.

I know he truly would not even know what sanrio is but it's funny to think about him liking sanrio and that's his secretest secret of secrets. (He thinks Andre looks like badtz). Thanks guys make sure to like and subscribe for more caldre content!

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I Fuck with this HEAVY !

High Cal Headcanons

Cal likes smoking and taking edibles. He smokes when he’s allowed to go out to the park, driven by Rachel or Andre. He takes edibles when he’s home, even when he’s home alone because his parents will smell the weed when they get back home. 

When he got arrested for weed, his parents weren’t even surprised. His mom used the “I’m not mad; I’m just disappointed” thing on him. His dad thought it was kind of funny after a while. 

Cal is already a messy person, but when he’s high, he becomes sloppy. He spills whatever he’s drinking and gets crumbs everywhere. One time he even dropped one of his edibles and didn’t find it until the next day. 

When he gets high, he becomes super touchy, mainly with Andre. If they’re laying in bed or watching a movie, he’ll swing a leg over Andre and start playing with his hair. Often, he’ll whisper stupid things into Andre’s ears or pick at his acne, calling him ugly and giggling. 

He’s been high at school before. His grades didn’t really change; they were already shit. His art teacher almost sent him to the nurse because she thought he was feeling ill, but he convinced her that he was fine. 

He either talks nonstop or doesn’t speak whatsoever. Both Rachel and Andre have gotten mad at him for talking their ears off, but they get upset when he doesn’t talk to them. 

Rachel smokes with him. Andre will take edibles. 

He dissociates a lot. He’ll stare at his hands or legs and not believe that they’re part of his body. He even feels that way about his lips sometimes. 

He bakes some mean weed brownies and cake. He normally makes small ones when he’s home alone. One time, his brother snuck in his room and almost ate one, but he got scared when Cal told him they were poisoned and for his enemies.

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Some Zero Day Animal crossing hcs bc I want to...

Okay no one shoot at me bro I'm just feeling a little funny today and I don't wanna hear no "they did not have acnh!" Or "They would not play acnh" because ion care brah I'm just chilling like a villain.

Cal

Marina bc he saw her on a mystery island and thought she was cute

Alfonso bc I think he just likes the way he looks with his eyes (he's so silly)

Avery because he thinks the markings on him are super cool and he likes that he looks so cracked out of his mind

Biskit because of his shirt and because of the fact he looks like he's doing some type of form of weed in his house 💀

Chadder because I like to think that cal likes cheese and he literally went "haha Andre look...he's a mouse and he's cheese"

Coco because she just speaks to him. He likes the fact that she doesn't look like any of the other villagers

Ketchup because he likes the fact that she's a tomato and he just thinks she's cute (he was hunting for Molly and got the wrong duck)

MOLLY. He fucking loves Molly I don't care what no one says. He's Molly's number one fan and he hunted for so long to find her. (Like over 1000 nmts)

Stinky. He has a love hate relationship with stinky. Stinky was one of the villagers he started off with and no matter how hard he trys to get him to move out he just won't move out. (He doesn't have the heart to let him go anyways he's just so ugly he loves him) (he wants to replace him with ruby)

Meow...he modded his animal crossing to get meow because he got mad he wasted all his nmts hunting for meow despite her not being in New horizons...(he's a little stupid...)

I would like to think Andre only got acnh to play with Cal because he kept bothering him to play. Andre never finished the game but he has a decent amount of villagers

Andre

Hazel was one of his first villagers and he likes her unibrow so he never wants to kick her off.

Mott was another villager he got first in his game. He likes him because of his nerdy look and likes to bully him.

Tangy. Andre loves Oranges (a hc of mines) so he got Tangy because he thinks she's the superior villager. She's a cat like Mel and she's made out of orange so he automatically loved her.

Leopold. He gained a liking toward the lions and he thinks they are all very funny looking and he likes fat shaming them.

Scoot. He thinks Scoot is so funny looking and calls him a dumbass duck but he truly thinks he's so funny (Cal makes jokes about Scoot and Molly being kindergarten sweethearts of some sort)

Sherb. He just thinks he's funny looking and he likes the fact that he's tired all the time

Eunice because Andre loves sheep and Cal calls Eunice ugly and doesn't understand why Andre loves him so much.

Okay thank you guys for listening to my funny little headcannons that I know would not happen. (Gets booed off stage and an anvil falls on me as I'm walking off stage.)

[therealbobatea]

🎀Intro🎀

So uh...realized I never wrote an intro...so I'm writing one

୨୧︶︶ 𔓕 ︶︶ ୨୧ ︶︶ 𔓕 ︶︶︶︶︶︶ 𔓕 ︶︶ ୨୧

My name is Boba or Vincent whatever your feeling, I don't really care which you choose

I use He/Him and They/Them I don't really care. I'm also 7teen...

I am interested in Zero Day, Scream, SAW, Strawberry Shortcake, Sanrio, Pokémon, and other stuff that will probably pop up later on

I listen to My Chemical Romance, System of a Down, Sublime, Tyler the Creator, and Blink182.

I don't think I'll post to often on here but I probably will occasionally, depends how I feel.

[therealbobatea]

Thinking about how if Cal and Andre were to play Mario Party or Mario Kart Cal would be Princess Peach (and occasionally Bowser) and Andre would be Luigi.

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Cupid Stimboard...

Uhm...this is just my oc and just for my enjoyment to be honest. Art is not mine though it's my boyfriends...thanks I guess.