therealcharlesthesecond

[therealcharlesthesecond]

My immortal (Charles II ver)

Hi my name is Charles Francis James Douglas Stuart and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with a wig made of pubes that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like I have syphilis (AN: if u don't know what that is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Charles I but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I have pale white skin. I'm also the king of england, and I go to a magic school called exile in England where I'm in the ninth year (I'm 395). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. And of course i was wearing my wig. I was walking outside. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Charles!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Oliver Cromwell!

"What's up Oliver?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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HIS MAJESTY THE TOP SHAGGER DO YOU APPROVE OF THE AO3 FICS PEOPLE MAKE ABOUT YOU

YES I DO!!!!! ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION

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GUYS THE WIG WASNT MADE OF PUBES THEYRE LYING THEYRE LIARS THEYRE

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The ladies are always looking for me to entertain them, you don’t need to remind me

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Just received another prophetic vision. England will be eradicated 9th march 2025.

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✠ 𝓐𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 ℳ𝐞 ✠

𝕹𝐚𝐦𝐞 Charles II (can go by Charles, Mr Charles The Second, The Fittest King, Top Shagger, Your Majesty, Your Highness)

𝓐𝐠𝐞 395 beautiful years young

𝖎𝖓𝖋𝖔 I am the physical embodiment of Charles II, I have memories from when I was him in a past life and I wholeheartedly believe that I am both himself and in a relationship with him, as he lives within my own body. Anyone that disagrees with this and aims to defy my rule shall be prosecuted for treason and potentially regicide.

𝐃𝐍𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

✠ Charles II antis

✠ Women (I'm not sexist I'm just a misogynist)

✠ Capricorns (my ex was a Capricorn)

✠ Those who harbour distaste for the French

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Crashing out because these HOES keep calling me inbred<<<<

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Your majesty do you like Isaac Newton

Didn’t particularly like it when he invented gravity but he’s a solid 10 looks wise, top shagger like myself x

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YOU CANT MAKE ME DONT YOU DARE DEFY MY RULE I AM THE KING (also do you want to be in the Charlesosphere community?)

Catherine of Braganza: WHO IS THIS !?

Charles II, with a very heavy male Viking (Ragnar Sverre) on his lap, who is poorly dressed up as Catherine of Braganza: .. You ?

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This happened, i was Charles II when it happened

Catherine of Braganza: WHO IS THIS !?

Charles II, with a very heavy male Viking (Ragnar Sverre) on his lap, who is poorly dressed up as Catherine of Braganza: .. You ?

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My humble followers, Charlesosphereists,

Only you can understand my memories. Only you can understand that this is truly me. I have and always will be Charles II. These fake reincarnations (horrible histories) are determined to bring me down, but they will NEVER. They will grovel and pray on their knees to ME when i unleash my true power. The power of the Charlesoshpere

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I am shaking. This is not me. i AM Charles the seconds ONLY reincarnation. It is sickening to think that I have been ridiculed in such manners, you put this man on a pedestal while i, the real Charles continue to go unnoticed, undetected, yet it is my flesh, my mind that is wholly and utterly him.

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THEY CRUCIFIED ME THEY CRUCIFIED ME THEY

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This is a lie guys I can speak JUST FINE i am NOT INBRED

I really am obsessed with Charles II maybe one of the most inbred kings, like what do you mean his wives were genuinely SCARED of him, he could barely speak or eat as an adult as result of his jaw and tongue, his heart was really the size of a peppercorn, stones were found in his kidney, he was always on the verge of death but yet survived and ALLEGEDLY his parents wished he would die in his childhood, ty Matthew Baynton for this absolute OBSESSION, like idek how it happened I just love this party loving king, he’s amazing.

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Tumblr Dashboard Simulator: 1670s/1680s English Court

🐶 merry-monarch

#monday motivation #motivational quote #there are indeed good thyngs and bad in this countrie #the good: women #the bad: PARLEMENT

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💖 mary-clorine

I have two husbands, and that causes me much trouble and torment of the soul, for I may be with childe by one, and have thus given horns to th'other, who is also a lady, and we have been married first. Now she won't writ to me as we did as girles, and my lawfull husband, I have not yett told, for my condition is not certain yet. I cannot talk in honesty whith one, and with the other husband, neither.

'Tis awkward to speak of this, but if not to your friends online, to whom can one talk of such troubles?

#personal #might remove later #aurelia I miss you

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🤴dukeofm

There are thyngs the governement, the Kinge in particular, do not wish you to know about: the Royall Successioun is all made false, for instead of the D. of Yorke, the True Heir to H. M. the Kinge shoud be the Duke of Monmouth, for he was lawfully begot by the Kinge, then married in secret to the late Lucy Walter, and must therefore be accepted as Prince before his uncle the D. of Yorke, who is a Catholick.

All ye good people should speak up against this injustice! If you cannot pledge your life (if there be a fight), or some shillings to the cause, you may help it greatly alreadie by re-bloggying, and bringing this mater to greater awareness!

#sociall justice #awareness #politick

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🎀 prettywittynell

@merry-monarch had me painted! For more content like this, and to vote which painter shoud doe me (haha!) next, please visit my OnlieFriendes account!!!

#lely #girlboss #hotter than madam carwell!! ;)))

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🍊 je-maintiendrai

Hans Willem et moy!

Vouz pouves nous voir en visitant Stichting Kasteel Amerongen, ou icy, en-ligne (un grand mercy au Nederlands Instituut voor Kunstgeschiedenis): https://rkd.nl/images/126807

#meilleur amy #boy best friends #louis n'a pas d'amy si proche que j'ay

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👑 catholic-guilty666

Why cannot a man haue normall nepheues. One, @je-maintiendrai, is nigh a Puritan in his Protestant fervour, and th'other dispreads falsehoods about the monarcky (and the Roman Church).

I reported the other one, @dukeofm for his libel, in hopes he shall be deactivated, alas th'other I can but block, and not banished from this place. I also hope my daughter the Princess shall divorce him speedilye.

Tonight, I hope to forgett all about this vexing bussinesse by thinking on going a-stag hunting tomorrow with H. M. my brothere, the King.

#vent #vent post #callout post

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🇮🇹modenamarie

#poll #nicknames #mary

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💃 annieannieannie

3. The feeling One experiences when One findes out, that one's weird uncle hath a Tumblr-accountt, too 💀💀💀

do not follow him

#i thought 'twas my bad eyes but what i was seeing was real #the family #non followeres do not interact

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[therealcharlesthesecond]

I need to drink a cigarette and smoke a redbull IMMEDIATELY