Hi, Im just a 20 something gremlin that violently reblogs whatever takes the attention of my braincell at the moment . Also I might make content of my own at some point, who knows? (oh also I have pronouns but I dont know what they are either so he/they/she are all good)
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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb
The perilously pointy pyramid:

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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i must not take it personal. taking it personal is the mind killer. taking it personal is the little death that brings total oblivion. i will face taking it personal. i will permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. when the taking it personal has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain
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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
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Came in to work today and one of the foremen greeted me with 'theres our celebrity!' Which is how I found out that everyone saw the news interview I did at our local pride.

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Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.
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I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC
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